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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #76
    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
    and when do you get to have a day off or a good day for that matter? pay no attention to that satanic gibberish in your signature.



    pretty it up all you like it is assault, and a crime punishable by law. it leads to a home where the sadistic husband is happy and the women is brainwashed and beaten into slavery.
    Friend, I am concerened about you. On one hand you seem somewhat intelligent and a bit Godly, but on the other hand you are prone to making violent threats against upstanding members of our church. Perhaps you suffer from a chemical imbalance of some sort? Are you currently taking any sort of antipsychotic medication? If not, you may want to make an appointment with your healthcare provider as soon as possible.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    • Bret Henderson
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • May 2012
      • 59

      #77
      Re: I think God gave me a baby.

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Christian Domestic Discipline (GOOGLE IT) is consensual.

      Therefore, no, it is not assault, and not criminal.

      You're not very bright, are you?
      Maybe in the state you live in it might be illegal but in my country it is illegal and rightfully so. I would rather be dim than a woman basher.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #78
        Re: I think God gave me a baby.

        Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
        Maybe in the state you live in it might be illegal but in my country it is illegal and rightfully so. I would rather be dim than a woman basher.
        There's no "bashing" involved.

        Do you know what "consensual" means? It means that both people agree to it.

        Is it also illegal in your country for perverts to flog each other in an S&M sex "scene"? Because that's far more violent than properly executed Christian Domestic Discipline.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #79
          Re: I think God gave me a baby.

          Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
          Maybe in the state you live in it might be illegal but in my country it is illegal and rightfully so. I would rather be dim than a woman basher.
          So secular laws are meant to be taken literally then? It's only God's laws that you think you can interpret however you want to?

          Did you ever get around to answering the question about how you decide what's literal or are you are still dodging that one?

          YIC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          • Bret Henderson
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2012
            • 59

            #80
            Re: I think God gave me a baby.

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            There's no "bashing" involved.

            Do you know what "consensual" means? It means that both people agree to it.

            Is it also illegal in your country for perverts to flog each other in an S&M sex "scene"? Because that's far more violent than properly executed Christian Domestic Discipline.
            of course it is not consensual you can say it when the women is too scared to say otherwise, yes it is still illegal here and rightly so. guess I wont have to worry about women bashing baptists moving to my country.

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #81
              Re: I think God gave me a baby.

              Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
              pretty it up all you like it is assault, and a crime punishable by law. it leads to a home where the sadistic husband is happy and the women is brainwashed and beaten into slavery.
              So yet again you know better than God.

              Oh, no, I forgot, all the bits of the Bible that you don't like aren't true.

              And round and round we go again while you state your opinions as somehow being divinely inspired by the only bits of an ancient book (that you actually don't believe is reliable) that you like and think that somehow makes them beyond question.

              Total moral cowardice.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #82
                Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                of course it is not consensual you can say it when the women is too scared to say otherwise, yes it is still illegal here and rightly so. guess I wont have to worry about women bashing baptists moving to my country.
                How can you say the women are "too scared to say otherwise"?

                And why do you assume that only the men flog the women in their S&M sex scenes? Haven't you ever heard of a "dominatrix"?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Bret Henderson
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2012
                  • 59

                  #83
                  Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                  sorry but i can not take you or anyone else here seriously. anyone who believes the world is flat, bashes women, and thinks dinosaurs are ancient giant kangaroos are obviously the inbred offspring from retarded apes. nothing like an intelligent human being.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #84
                    Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                    Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                    sorry but i can not take you or anyone else here seriously. anyone who believes the world is flat, bashes women, and thinks dinosaurs are ancient giant kangaroos are obviously the inbred offspring from retarded apes. nothing like an intelligent human being.
                    According to your scientist friends who claim the earth is round you ARE descended from apes.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Bret Henderson
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • May 2012
                      • 59

                      #85
                      Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      According to your scientist friends who claim the earth is round you ARE descended from apes.
                      I have flown into the atmosphere on a concord jet between brittan and france during that early 90's. I have seen with my own eyes that the earth is in fact round.

                      man being decndant from apes is an old theory. the popular theory now is that we did not evolve from apes and this has been proven through genetic experiments.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #86
                        Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                        Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                        guess I wont have to worry about women bashing baptists moving to my country.
                        So you don't want people who actually understand and follow the Bible to move to your country? Do you want your countrymen never to hear the saving truth of Our Lord Jesus Christ, but to go to eternal damnation instead? Why do you hate your contrymen with such a passion, dear friend?
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Jack O'fagan
                          With faith as immovable as the Earth
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 4836

                          #87
                          Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                          Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                          I have flown into the atmosphere on a concord jet between brittan and france during that early 90's. I have seen with my own eyes that the earth is in fact round.

                          man being decndant from apes is an old theory. the popular theory now is that we did not evolve from apes and this has been proven through genetic experiments.
                          Well science tells us that virgins don't give birth and the the dead don't rise. How do you feel about those things?

                          Are they meant to be taken literally in your view? How do you interpret these things?

                          Or will this just be another question that you will dodge?

                          YIC

                          Jack
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #88
                            Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                            Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                            I have flown into the atmosphere on a concord jet between brittan and france during that early 90's. I have seen with my own eyes that the earth is in fact round.

                            man being decndant from apes is an old theory. the popular theory now is that we did not evolve from apes and this has been proven through genetic experiments.
                            Which genetic experiments? They must be really famous.

                            You see, there's no need for those experiments because God tells us that Man was made in His image.

                            I bet you can't find those experiments because you pulled them out of your arse.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Bret Henderson
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • May 2012
                              • 59

                              #89
                              Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                              Well science tells us that virgins don't give birth and the the dead don't rise. How do you feel about those things?

                              Are they meant to be taken literally in your view? How do you interpret these things?

                              Or will this just be another question that you will dodge?

                              YIC

                              Jack
                              you explain why it is that when veiwng the earth from the outer atmosphere it is quite plain to see that it is round.

                              no virgins do not give birth. and the dead do not rise. Jesus did not die like mortals do he is the son of God. Mary was not a virgin she was merely said to be. you see anyone can say anything. it does not mean it is true.

                              Now since i did not dodge your question dont dodge mine.

                              Can you explain why you believe the Bible is the pure word of God without quoting the Bible?

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #90
                                Re: I think God gave me a baby.

                                Originally posted by Bret Henderson View Post
                                I have flown into the atmosphere on a concord jet between brittan and france during that early 90's. I have seen with my own eyes that the earth is in fact round.
                                Eyewitness testimony is often unreliable; those scientists whom you worship tell us so.

                                Also, the Bible clearly states, in words not open to interpretation:

                                Matt. 4:8-9: Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.

                                As a matter of simple geometry, that isn't possible, no matter how high the mountain is, if the earth is a sphere. So do you believe that an important event during the earthly ministry of Our Lord never happened, or do you believe that the earth is flat?
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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