[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Yeah no, have fun talking to the police tomorrow when I get my own laptop returned to me.

Liars don't scare me. Enjoy Hell!

[Didymus Much]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

If I see this kind of thing again I am doxxing you and calling the cops. This is illegal...

Let's see how this is going to work:

Case 1 (where you actually have hacking skills beyond those necessary for escape from a wet paper bag): you gain unauthorized access to a secured computer system, get the information you want, and go to the police who promptly arrest YOU for unauthorized access to a secured computer system, and toss your "evidence" in the trash as it was illegally obtained and of absolutely no use to them, whatsoever.

Result: you in jail, Landover still on the air.

Case 2 (reality, where the most advanced computer function you are able to operate is iTunes): you futilely attempt to gain access to Landover's servers (in itself, a crime), get absolutely nowhere, and just show the world how lame and ignorant you really are.

Result: you crying in your pillow, Landover still on the air.

But your mom will still think you're cool.

[Nobar King]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

, and toss your "evidence" in the trash as it was illegally obtained and of absolutely no use to them, whatsoever.

I learned on Law and Order that evidence is only useless if the police have illegally obtained it. Evidence that is submitted by a citizen conforms to a lesser standard.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

I learned on Law and Order that evidence is only useless if the police have illegally obtained it. Evidence that is submitted by a citizen conforms to a lesser standard.

And TV shows never distort/ignore reality for dramatic effect?

Never mind the fact that our local hero has to show that there was an actual crime committed. Wait, he's already done that! HE SAW IT ON THE INTERNETZ!!!11!!one

[rolledupboob]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Great guide!
Cold is an underestimated tool in parenting, and I have good experience with cold showers, cold baths and putting children outside in cold weather in troubled situations.
Nakedness is also very handy when dealing with kids in their lower teens who got ADHD or Oppositional Defiant Disorder as a result of liberal parenting. Why drugging kids with Ritalin when the mere threat of nakedness in front of the class makes the kid behave. Nakedness is all natural - no side effects.
Nakedness might not work as good on boys as it does on girls, but forcing boys to wear girl's clothes in public have great results too.

Did your daddy make you wear women's clothes?

[LeAtheist]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

This does not sound very healthy for your children

[Mary Thompson]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

This does not sound very healthy for your children

In what way would it not sound unhealthy for children? You are saving them from Hell. And what's that gibberish that's your username. I can't read Japanese.

[LeAtheist]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

In what way would it not sound unhealthy for children?

You are using a double negative, so are you saying that there's nothing healthy about this guide too?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

You are using a double negative, so are you saying that there's nothing healthy about this guide too?

Who are you, Socrates? Answering questions with questions? You know he was a queer pedophile, right?

[LeAtheist]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Who are you, Socrates? Answering questions with questions? You know he was a queer pedophile, right?

No I was just confused, and yes I am aware he was a filthy pedophile!

[Mary Thompson]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

You are using a double negative, so are you saying that there's nothing healthy about this guide too?

Double-negative? What? I'm a woman, Maths is not my place. Surely you understood the question...

[LeAtheist]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Double-negative? What? I'm a woman, Maths is not my place. Surely you understood the question...

As I matter of fact, I did not understand the question. And as a woman you should not talk back to me, a man

Or would you like me to give you a beating?

[Mary Thompson]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

As I matter of fact, I did not understand the question. And as a woman you should not talk back to me, a man

Or would you like me to give you a beating?

What are your ulterior motives, you sinful lustful man? If you didn't want me to respond to a question then why did you ask one? I think you are just trying to steer clear of answering my questions.
True Christian men never give their wives a choice nor do they ask if they'd enjoy a beating. And since when couldn't I rebuke sinners? Or even ask a mere question to a man. State which Bible verse forbids me from. Book, chapter and verse.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

What are your ulterior motives, you sinful lustful man…? If you didn't want me to respond to a question then why did you ask one? I think you are just trying to steer clear of answering my questions.
True Christian men never give their wives a choice nor do they ask if they'd enjoy a beating. And since when couldn't I rebuke sinners? Or even ask a mere question to a man. State which Bible verse forbids me from. Book, chapter and verse.

I asked him if he'd managed to harpoon a wife and he started trying it on. And I'm appalled he's enticing you into the acid nightmare which has so obviously ..um ..I've forgotton what I was going to say. Asking questions is always good. No informed adult was never foolish youth, and that really is a double negative. Opaque to some of course. And that's why I'm here. To learn (if only I could work out how to switch this spellcheckthing on)

[LeAtheist]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

What are your ulterior motives, you sinful lustful man? If you didn't want me to respond to a question then why did you ask one? I think you are just trying to steer clear of answering my questions.
True Christian men never give their wives a choice nor do they ask if they'd enjoy a beating. And since when couldn't I rebuke sinners? Or even ask a mere question to a man. State which Bible verse forbids me from. Book, chapter and verse.

I was simply stating the fact that a women should never question a man's intentions!