[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

The whole time, I was talking about this quote from one of your brothers:

I just asked for a proof of this from the Bible. If Mr. JewPincher isn't able to support his words by a quote from the Bible, he is violating this rule of your forum:
(the quote is taken directly from here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13090)

I see. And so because JewPincher hasn't been back to the forum since he made that post, he must be cowering somewhere because he's been caught in a fib? It couldn't be that perhaps he's earning a living like a decent man, not content to join the ever growing ranks of liberal food stamp queens lurching off the hard work of decent folk with an honorable work ethic? It can't be that he hasn't seen your question and hasn't had the opportunity yet to refer you to Paul's letter to the Romans, chapter 13 in which this very concept is laid out in detail by inspiration of the Holy Ghost, can it?

I find you to be rather disagreeable here. I will pray the Lord Jesus Christ will woo you with such a tender Love that you won't be able to resist His sweet, sweet Redemption. I will pray that you open your heart eagerly for the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty Himself, that the LORD will take hold of your heart so you freely accept becoming a vessel overflowing with the fruits of His Perfect Love (Galatians 5:22). I will pray that you cannot wait to start your day on your knees, in humble adoration of what the Sweet Redeemer will have done for you, that you will pledge yourself every day to obey Him eagerly, without reservation, without condition (John 14:15). I pray you one day know intimately the disgusting, sinful state of your rebellious soul, the vomitous feeling you currently give the LORD (Revelation 3:16). Only in this knowledge of how much He hates you right now can you be truly aware of how much He loves you to have offered His Own Perfect Blameless Blood on the Cross of Calgary just so the likes of you could be spared an eternity of unspeakable pain, suffering, trauma and unending horrors (Revelation 20:15). Because I have to say dear, you seem awfully bitter and uncouth as you are now. There is no Spirit of Love or Gentleness in you. No offense.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

I'm just not a fanatic, that's all. But I guess that compared to your level of craziness (as you declare in your title), everyone looks secular

Sweet Baby Jesus, I love these "rebuttals" (sic) the Jesus-haters use.

- if a housewife is using a cookbook and the recipe calls for precisely 3 eggs, is it fanatical to use 3 eggs?

- if a mechanic is using a shop manual to change a camshaft, is it fanatical to torque the cylinder head to the correct foot-pounds when he's done?



At the end of the day, the Bible is an instruction manual. Do you think God messed up when he dictated it?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[this_one]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Sweet Baby Jesus, I love these "rebuttals" (sic) the Jesus-haters use.

Oh baby, it's not Jesus I hate. It's fanatics like you.
Have fun with your crusade

[Didymus Much]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

...At the end of the day, the Bible is an instruction manual...

I think it's clearer to consider it a contract (which is a synonym of covenant).

cov·e·nant [kuhv-uh-nuhnt] Show IPA
noun
1. an agreement, usually formal, between two or more persons to do or not do something specified.
...
5. Bible.

a. the conditional promises made to humanity by God, as revealed in Scripture.
b. the agreement between God and the ancient Israelites, in which God promised to protect them if they kept His law and were faithful to Him...

It's no surprise then that people hold no compunction over violations of that contract (ie. sin), as they've never bothered to read the fine print. Heck, the usage agreements here at Landover are barely a couple of pages long and no one reads them .

[JewPincher]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

The whole time, I was talking about this quote from one of your brothers:

I just asked for a proof of this from the Bible. If Mr. JewPincher isn't able to support his words by a quote from the Bible, he is violating this rule of your forum:
(the quote is taken directly from here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=13090)

Young lady, you will be respectful when addressing any of the True Christians on this page, especially the men! It seems that you have been ignoring other comments because they have been presenting you with valid information. As others have said, there are flaws in the articles you presented. They contradict themselves and cannot make any conclusions. Here I have shown, through mathematics, that Satan's "theoretical mathematics" is flawed and incorrect. Statistics falls into this category. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=98371

Mrs. Etheldreda has kindly offered you to read Romans 13 (in the KJV 1611). This is exactly what I would have suggested. I recommend that you read that, think about it, then read the ENTIRE Holy Bible.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Have fun with your crusade

Crusades are a Catholic invention. Catholics are not Christians. All Catholics will burn in Hell!

[Spindra]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

I don't want to offend anyone but are you people insane?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

I don't want to offend anyone

I am glad to hear that.

are you people insane?

You failed.

[Spindra]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Tell me one reason why would torturing your children in such a horrible way be a good thing?

And show me where in the Bible did they say anything about such severe torture?

And no God damned nitpicking!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Tell me one reason why would torturing your children in such a horrible way be a good thing?

And show me where in the Bible did they say anything about such severe torture?

And no God damned nitpicking!

You can find solid reason and Biblical support HERE.

[A Follower]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Tell me one reason why would torturing your children in such a horrible way be a good thing?

And show me where in the Bible did they say anything about such severe torture?

And no God damned nitpicking!

The Bible requires more than we are allowed to do, due to Obama's anti-Christian laws against child abuse, but we do what we can to please God in raising our children. And we're not alone, 'How To Train Up Your Child' is the most popular book on parenting in America and it promotes the exact techniques we use.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

So, both God and popular opinion agree that you are out of line and abnormal. Please don't have children, as you obviously can't care for them.

[TheOtakuAthiest]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

I am well aware that this post will likely be taken down because I happen to have "athiest" in my name. But, people, you are setting a bad reputation for your religion.
Anyone who approves of or even agrees with this post is simply the pure definition of evil. To think that this actually happens is appalling to me. If God does exist (God left lowercase purposely, thanks), and is as loving and all-knowing as the bible says he is, then Cranky Old Man and anyone who agrees with him will burn in hell forever. This post might give me a reason to become a Christian just to believe there is a hell so I know you sadists will be given ample punishment.

[John Creeser]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

people, you are setting a bad reputation for your religion.

Who cares? This isn't a popularity contest. We preach the Bible literally, as Jesus commands that we do;

II Timothy 4:2-5
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

And we do not interpret like so many false Christians do;

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

We raise our children the True Christian(tm) way. Not by some silly liberal secular doctrine that turns them into....well, hateful people like you

With that said, we welcome your persecution;

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

I am well aware that this post will likely be taken down because I happen to have "athiest" in my name.

We always keep posts by idiots like you to teach Christians what happens if you hate baby Jesus.

If God does exist (God left lowercase purposely, thanks), and is as loving and all-knowing

All-knowing? Certainly. (Psalm 139:2-6; Isaiah 40:13-14)

Loving? Not even close.

• God hates sinners. (Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Deuteronomy 12:31)
• Jesus is not all about peace. (Matthew 10:34-37, Luke 14:26)
• Once America gets Biblical laws, all disobedient children and all unbelievers should be killed. (2nd Chronicles 15:13, Deuteronomy 21:18-21)

Anyone who claims God is loving is a liar who never read the Bible.

[TheOtakuAthiest]

Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

Oh, yes. Teach Christians that they should love and pray to a god who seems at this point to be a severe version of a playground bully.