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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Bathfire!




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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5390
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Bathfire!

      Happy birthday, dear Brother Bathfire! May you continue to be useful to the Lord and be useful to Him in every way!
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Bathfire!

          Happy birthday, brother in Christ. I hope you enjoy the modest gift I sent over.

          See you on the links Saturday at 10am sharp.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10289
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Bathfire!

              Happy Birthday, revered Brother. May Jesus illuminate your path also on this day that is only an interlude on our way to Heaven.

              Jesus is everywhere. Is you look at this picture long enough with humility and prayer, a beautiful image of our Lord will miraculously appear before your pious eyes!



              Matthew 28:20
              Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • HateTheSin
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2013
                  • 60
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Bathfire!

                  Happy Birthday, Sir Bathfire.
                  You're a True Christian, so I know that you will be blessed with many more.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12997
                      #6
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Bathfire!

                      Have a very happy birthday, Brother Bathfire!

                      I hope you enjoyed that cake I sent you:

                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 5390
                          #7
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Bathfire!

                          What a beautiful cake! It must have been delicious.
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050
                              #8
                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Bathfire!

                              You know, I paid the Bathfires a visit on his birthday last year and he whipped me with a homemade scourge!

                              I never did learn what that was all about.
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