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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10289
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

    Happy Birthday, Brother in Christ. Let the Beloved Trinity carry you to Heaven by next Year!

    Revelation 7:17
    For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

      Happy Birthday, Brother!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8456
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

          Happy Birthday, Brother Just.

          Deuteronomy 16:20 That which is altogether just shalt thou follow, that thou mayest live, and inherit the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.

          May you have a glorious day rejoicing in the loving embrace of Our Lord, and may you get to meet Him in His Holy Person before you are a year older.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • BaptistBethany
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2014
              • 280
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

              Happy Birthday!
              Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
              ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                • Jim Farmer
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2293
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

                  Happy Birthday

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                    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 1330
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

                      Happy Birthday!
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                        • Morton Weinstein
                          Repenting jooboy
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2014
                          • 107
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

                          Many blessings and happy returns of the day.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12997
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

                              Happy Birthday, Brother!

                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15708
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!








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                                    • Walter Van Slyke
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Oct 2013
                                      • 212
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother JustGotSaved!

                                      Happy Birthday, Brother JGS!

                                      Yours is just one day before mine. I guess you must be older ;-).

                                      Let us pray that we will soon be sharing some Heavenly cake (or better yet, some of Sister Naomi's moist pie) with our Lord.
                                      Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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