[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

nice sunglasses dude i wish you were my mayor in my state you seem like a funny guy, you also remind me of steve martin cuz of your white hair are you sure your not his brother.

Mr. Wilson--We're glad to have visitors here at LBC, especially when they show interest in our church's largest fundraising project. The Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee is dedicated to purchasing an Airbus 380 A and we want to do so as soon as possible.

We hope you will donate to this project and help bring Pastor Zeke's sermons about Jesus across the world. A huge aircraft is the perfect compliment to a big Jesus message. Huge is not a word you can use to describe aircraft flown by Creflo Dollar or Benny Hinn.

Operators are waiting for your call.

[Esther B.]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Since the house that Samuel and I were supposed to live in has finally sold, my father would like to donate the $500,000 that we got for it to this wonderful cause. Samuel's father is planning on donating some more money as well, but he's not sure how much he'll send.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Since the house that Samuel and I were supposed to live in has finally sold, my father would like to donate the $500,000 that we got for it to this wonderful cause. Samuel's father is planning on donating some more money as well, but he's not sure how much he'll send.

Esther B. -- The Committee has asked me to pass along its sincere appreciation for this generous gift. Of course, the other thank you will come from Jesus for helping to provide this vehicle to spread his word.

[Phil Ander]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

across the world. .

Across the world indeed.

I know some false Christians and atheists believe the world is somewhat globe like in shape...but I can see that you use across the world. A globe does not have "far corners".
Phil

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

As to this aircraft:

Speed, safety and armament should be top priorities. This plane should be YUGE and capable of hypersonic flight and therefore will produce sonic booms.


The voice of the LORD is upon the waters; The God of glory thunders, The LORD is over many waters. The voice of the LORD is powerful, The voice of the LORD is majestic. The voice of the LORD breaks the cedars; Yes, the LORD breaks in pieces the cedars of Lebanon.… Psalm 24


Why settle for a commercially available aircraft like the Eurotrash AirBus?



1. Vertical takeoff and landing like the Harrier.



2. Stealth like the stealth bomber and a cloaking device



3. In-flight refueling



4. YUGE!



5. Armed to the teeth



6. Luxurious!


Creflo Dollar's plane will probably look like a pimped out car.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you, Sword. The Committee appreciates input from all Landover Baptists as well as from the public. Pastor Zeke belongs to the entire world.

When the Committee began this long process our initial thinking was the Antonov 225, the world's largest aircraft:




Pastor Zeke pointed out that the 225 would need to return to Russia for service leaving him with inadequate travel arrangements during those periods.

The Committee went back to the drawing board. Pastor needed an aircraft with a cigar and movie room, a restaurant standards kitchen, room for his travel vehicles, space for bundles of U. S. currency Pastor sells on his missionary trips, bedrooms for Pastor, friends and staff and must dwarf the aircraft of Creflo Dollar. Pastor Zeke knows aircraft and told us the Airbus A380 met all these requirements.

Pastor and the Committee are open minded to suggestions and can alter plans right up to the time we place the Airbus order. Please continue to pass along your suggestions.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

The plane should have the shape of a cross in my opinion.

[Esther B.]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

One of my wealthy uncles recently passed away and left my family a large amount of money on his will. In the will, he stated that he wanted 5 million dollars to be used to help Pastor Ezekiel buy a new plane. My father sent the money a few days ago and he'd like to make sure that it was received by the proper people.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

...In the will, he stated that he wanted 5 million dollars to be used to help Pastor Ezekiel buy a new plane...

That implies that there was quite a bit more. You're not holding back, are you? C'mon he needs that plane with the gold-plated bathrooms and the onboard pool and the piggy-backing Space Shuttle with a limo in the cargo bay.

Apparently.

...My father sent the money a few days ago and he'd like to make sure that it was received by the proper people.

I'd start coming up with an excuse for the delay.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I hear the new plane is on order. Just the paint scheme, interior finishing, details like silver and gold flatware and who will hand weave the silk sheets for the Pastors study.
However, we still do not have all the funds. We need to get the tin tithers to give more. I am spear heading this by deducting 50% of the pay my 750 odd field hands earn before taxes. So LBC 'Plane For Christ' will be getting well over $1,500 a week. It will increase the debt burden my workers have to carry but they can get solace knowing the Pastor will not have to fly in a old (over five years) plane that has stains on the carpet.

[Helper]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I was honored to be asked by the Landover Baptist Church Board of Directors to head up the Committee that will select a new jet airplane for our beloved Pastor Zeke.

Several factors led up to the decision to go "jet shopping". One is that the Pastor's current jet is a few years old and we want the safest possible aircraft for him. He travels constantly saving souls around the world.

The other was, to put it bluntly, an image issue. To properly represent Landover Baptist Church, our Pastor needs to be photographed next to an aircraft better than any used by lessor preachers in the business. This issue was brought to a head when Evangelist Creflo Dollar announced he is conducting a $60 some million drive for a new jet that, he says, "Jesus wants me to have."

That Creflo thinks Jesus wants him to have a new jet while our beloved Pastor Zeke flies an older model cannot be left unchallenged. The only way to demonstrate Jesus favors Pastor Zeke is to make sure he has the better aircraft.

I'm hoping some of our well connected LBC members can post here pictures of nice private jet options. I know the Lear is top to the line, the Cessna Citation does not carry the kind of gravitas we want for Pastor Zeke.

If you want to see the outrageous claims for Jesus made the Creflo Dollar just take a look at this link:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...st+Articles%29

Be content with what you have, for Pastor Zeke's value is not in what private jet he flys, but the good he does for the glory of the lord.
Hebrews 13:5King James Version (KJV)

5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.

[Helper]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Great point, brother Osborne. In many countries, Creflo Dollar has to ride donkeys to get to his preaching venues.

We want Pastor Zeke to inspire people in those poverty countries. We want them saying, "Wow. If I give my tithe to Pastor Zeke, love Jesus and support capitalism instead of socialism, I can have a car like his."

Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a Donkey and was met with throngs of people rejoicing in God.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a Donkey and was met with throngs of people rejoicing in God.

There were no jet aircraft at the time of that supposed event.

[Helper]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

There were no jet aircraft at the time of that supposed event.

No.
But there were armored chariots, magnificent horses, and armies to march behind him.
But he rode a donkey.
Equivalent to riding a bicycle.

[Didymus Much]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

...But there were armored chariots, magnificent horses, and armies to march behind him...

Which all moved at the exact same speed as your average donkey, so not exactly feasible these days. The jet would kinda leave them behind, you know?