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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10290
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

    Happy Birthday, Brother. I am praying that your next birthday party will be with Jesus.



    Genesis 15:15
    And thou shalt go to thy fathers in peace; thou shalt be buried in a good old age.

    I hope you will soon be able to sail into our Heavenly Home.




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!




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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

          A Blessed Birthday to you!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

              Thanks. I did some yard work and now I'm getting ready for my birthday nap then I'm going to get a free patty melt at the Hickr'y Pit for my dinner.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 1330
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

                  Happy Birthday! I sent venison pie along with a pecan pie to you. I hope you enjoy it, though I'm sure it's not as fine as Sister Naomi's.
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                    • VictoryOS
                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5390
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

                      Blessed birthday to a Wonderful Man of Christ!
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                        • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2014
                          • 709
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

                          Happy Birthday!!!

                          Some pies from my wife.

                          PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                          Revelation 21:8

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                          Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12997
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

                              Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

                              God created fossils to test our faith.

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                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                • Gregory Mitch
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Apr 2015
                                  • 96
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar King!

                                  May Jesus be with you on this special day, brother Nobar King!
                                  Psalm 53:1
                                  The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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