Happy Birthday, Roland!

[Elmer G. White]

Happy Birthday, Mr. Roland!

You are in our prayers. May you find Jesus one day. Be hasty, for our Days are Ending and our years are failing. Jesus will not wait for your forever!



1 Corinthians 1:7
So that ye come behind in no gift; waiting for the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ:

Please accept our birthday present for you! The Grace of Christ!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Roland]

Re: Happy Birthday, Roland!

Thank you Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Happy Birthday, Roland!

You are a wicked man, but I pray that Jesus will rescue you ere your next birthday. Accept Him or burn in Hell.

[Basilissa]

Re: Happy Birthday, Roland!

Dear Roland,

I thought about sending you my signature "I love LBC" blueberry pie (made with hand picked organic Michigan blueberries), but 1) I don't know your mailing address, and 2) I thought it would be a waste to send my pie to an unrepentant heathen.

I've baked the pie and I've sent it to Pastor Ezekiel. This is what it looks like:



...Maybe Pastor Ezekiel will be willing to say a prayer for your lost, confused soul when he eats it. Or maybe not.

Happy Birthday!