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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Dr. Laurence Niles!







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    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
       
      • Jul 2014
      • 8418
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Dr. Laurence Niles!

      Warmest birthday greetings, Brother Dr Niles. I hope you will find room in your busy day's schedule to spend plenty of time with your nephew.

      YiC
      Joanna
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10275
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Dr. Laurence Niles!

          A blessed Birthday to you, Brother in Christ, Creation Science and Prayer Healing. May Jesus soon make you clean and whole and may He wash your limbs in anticipation of Heaven and Rapture!



          Revelation 19:14
          And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12993
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Dr. Laurence Niles!

              Have a Blessed Birthday, Dr. Niles!

              God created fossils to test our faith.

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              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Back against wall
                  Guarding his purity against all comers
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2015
                  • 1241
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Dr. Laurence Niles!

                  Brother Niles. Yet another year that we have been blessed with your presence.

                  May God Take You Soon (and Favourably)

                  Brother BAW
                  Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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                    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 1330
                      #6
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Dr. Laurence Niles!

                      Happy Birthday! May God bless you and take you home so you don't have to spend so much time with the unsaved garbage of this earth.
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775
                          #7
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Dr. Laurence Niles!

                          A most blessed birthday, Brother Doctor!
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063
                              #8
                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Dr. Laurence Niles!

                              Many thanks, brothers and sisters.

                              I had a wonderful day watching my clean limbed, eager young Nephew start in his gymnastics club. However, I'm a little concerned about the instructor. He is NOT a Christian yet he is allowed to supervise his charges in a state of nakedness in the showers.

                              I'll have to look into this.

                              On a lighter note my house keeper Magda has returned from Poland (where she had to returen for nine months or so to lose some weight).

                              So now I can finally have a shower.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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