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  • AussieDonna
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2015
    • 12

    #1

    INTEREST

    Oh dear!!! Where did my interest go?? I've looked everywhere and just can't find it!! Have any fine brothers or sisters out there seen a stray interest? it might be mine!


    Wonderfully and wonderingly yours,
    Donna


    Genesis 1:1 through Revelation 22:21 "In the beginning God created . . . Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen."
  • Phil Ander
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2016
    • 626

    #2
    Re: INTEREST

    Originally posted by AussieDonna View Post
    Oh dear!!! Where did my interest go?? I've looked everywhere and just can't find it!! Have any fine brothers or sisters out there seen a stray interest? it might be mine!


    Wonderfully and wonderingly yours,
    Donna


    Genesis 1:1 through Revelation 22:21 "In the beginning God created . . . Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen."

    I was going to make a long and detailed reply, but I have no idea what's going on in your drug addled brain.


    Phil
    58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


    Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468

      #3
      Re: INTEREST

      Originally posted by AussieDonna View Post
      Oh dear!!! Where did my interest go??

      It was taken by the Jews. That is the reward for those who forgive them for killing sweet Jesus up on Golgotha and take up the habit of doing business with them. The loans seem tempting to the unsaved. You can Buy Now-Pay Later, but all those shiny things break down, leaving you with the payments which include Jew interest.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • Roland
        Obese Swedish Meatball
        Delusional Forum Member
        • May 2014
        • 2193

        #4
        Re: INTEREST

        Originally posted by AussieDonna View Post
        Oh dear!!! Where did my interest go?? I've looked everywhere and just can't find it!! Have any fine brothers or sisters out there seen a stray interest? it might be mine!


        Wonderfully and wonderingly yours,
        Donna


        Genesis 1:1 through Revelation 22:21 "In the beginning God created . . . Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen."
        Hello Donna,

        It is called ZIRP, Zero Interest Rate Policy. Your interest didn´t go anywhere, it is just not there any more. Soon you will get NIRP, Negative Interest Rate Policy. This means that not only your interest is gone, you´ll have to pay interest on the money you have. You better spend it before you lose it! I believe some sponsoring is needed for an air plane for Pastor Zeke.

        Kind regards, Roland
        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #5
          Re: INTEREST

          Donna, dear,

          Have you been sleeping for the past decade? Because the interests on savings accounts were low since the 2001 recession, somewhere near (if not below) 1%. For a CD you might get around 3%, if you're lucky, and if you liked gambling, which I hope you do not, because Jesus doesn't like it, then you'd have invested your money in the stock market, which recently had quite a serious burp, so you'd have lost money instead of gaining.

          Now, if you want to get a lot of interest quickly accumulated, then I recommend that you open a credit card account and max it out and then just pay the minimum payments. That'll give you some 20% interest, except you'll be paying it instead of gaining it.

          I hope this was helpful, dear.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • AussieDonna
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2015
            • 12

            #6
            Re: INTEREST

            Oh, Basilissa! I do have some CDs, but I only listen to mp3 mostly now.


            I wasn't talking about MONEY interest, good people!! Goodness no!! I am a Christian, and we NEVER care about money! Even when people stress in churches how that in Malachi it says one time in the whole Bible about being blessed by tithing, and then how that by giving AT LEAST one-tenth of our BEFORE TAX income to a church that it actually goes into poor God's BANK ACCOUNT, we Christians aren't ACTUALLY caring about MONEY at all!!


            I was talking about finding my interest that I use to keep from being bored to the point of leaving, like when you go somewhere expecting actual THINKING and all you get is "same ol, same ol" . . . that kind of interest.


            Has anyone seen one?? I can't find mine . . and I've looked around here just everywhere!! Maybe I should look somewhere else??


            Not as wonderfully yours as I had hoped,
            Donna


            Jesus wept.

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            • I Man Rastafari
              Possibly retarded pothead
              • Oct 2015
              • 1019

              #7
              Re: INTEREST

              Originally posted by AussieDonna View Post

              I was talking about finding my interest that I use to keep from being bored to the point of leaving


              White people can be very difficult to overstand. Where were you thinking about going?


              And what did you white people do with the Black men in Australia? Did you have them resettle in the East like they did with the Jews?
              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5390

                #8
                Re: INTEREST

                Doesn't seem to be any in this thread.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12997

                  #9
                  Re: INTEREST

                  Originally posted by AussieDonna View Post
                  I was talking about finding my interest that I use to keep from being bored to the point of leaving, like when you go somewhere expecting actual THINKING and all you get is "same ol, same ol" . . . that kind of interest.


                  Has anyone seen one?? I can't find mine . . and I've looked around here just everywhere!! Maybe I should look somewhere else??
                  Whatever you say, sweetie. There are some interesting ruins in the Middle East, maybe you could go visit them before ISIS blows all of them up.

                  You're welcome!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Jim Farmer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 2293

                    #10
                    Re: INTEREST

                    Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                    And what did you white people do with the Black men in Australia?
                    Are these the ones you're talking about Rasta?
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