[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

so, you don't read too well at all do you ?

The difference between God's voice and your voices was addressed in one of my posts already.

I also predicted this type of response made by you...
So you're not just a lost soul, you're a stupid one.

As for your recommendation of meds, ECT/EST and lobotomisation,
well ,
I can't see too many taking it,
evidence seems to suggest they didn't do you too much good .
did they ?

I'm not the one who hears disembodied voices, so I'm not the one in need of psychiatric care.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

HE is with me constantly. Just today, I was at Wal-Mart and I picked up a 9 pack of Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper which was on sale for $5.67, but Jesus told me to put it down and find another. After going through about a half dozen packages of TP, I found the one Jesus wanted me to pick. You may ask why I am so excited . . . after getting home, I discovered that the package of Charmin Jesus helped me choose had a special sticker on it and had been marked down to $4. Shout Glory!

PS Jesus tells me to vote for John McCain every two minutes or so!

[Miss Maisie]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

so, you don't read too well at all do you ?

The difference between God's voice and your voices was addressed in one of my posts already.

I also predicted this type of response made by you...
So you're not just a lost soul, you're a stupid one.

As for your recommendation of meds, ECT/EST and lobotomisation,
well ,
I can't see too many taking it,
evidence seems to suggest they didn't do you too much good .
did they ?

Warrior, don't pay no attention to Tidal Wave. Her future landlord, satan, has a special role for her boring people in hell.

Tidal wave, you're simply envious you don't hear the words of our Lord. Do you mean to say your false 'gods' don't ever talk to you none? How powerful can they be?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

Warrior, don't pay no attention to Tidal Wave. Her future landlord, satan, has a special role for her boring people in hell.

Tidal wave, you're simply envious you don't hear the words of our Lord. Do you mean to say your false 'gods' don't ever talk to you none? How powerful can they be?

I don't need my gods to talk to me in words. They are present in every breath I take, every meal I eat, every act of love my husband and I perform, every time one of the cats hops in my lap and purrs, every time the dog rolls over to have his belly scratched, every bird that comes to the feeders in my back yard, every blossom in my flowers beds and rose garden.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

I don't need my gods to talk to me in words. They are present in every breath I take, every meal I eat, every act of love my husband and I perform, every time one of the cats hops in my lap and purrs, every time the dog rolls over to have his belly scratched, every bird that comes to the feeders in my back yard, every blossom in my flowers beds and rose garden.

It strikes me that your false gods are all together an intrusive lot.

We all know God is omnipresent but that is a good thing; at Landover, I see Him as quiet, discrete and gentlemanly. False gods present in your tofu and organic cardboard salad however could mean a long time sitting down with the pantheon of false gods of toilet tissue.

[Wide-Open]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

I don't need my gods to talk to me in words. They are present in every breath I take, every meal I eat, every act of love my husband and I perform, every time one of the cats hops in my lap and purrs, every time the dog rolls over to have his belly scratched, every bird that comes to the feeders in my back yard, every blossom in my flowers beds and rose garden.

And I'm the one who needs a lobotomy?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

And I'm the one who needs a lobotomy?

Every living thing contains the essence of the Divine.

[Wide-Open]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

Every living thing contains the essence of the Divine.

Even a dog turd, or earwax? Do you pray to earwax?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

Even a dog turd, or earwax? Do you pray to earwax?

I know it sounds strange, Brother, but papists and members of the Eastern Orthodontist "church" pray to the toenail clippings of their "saints," and Tidal Wave is even more lost than they are, if such a thing can be imagined.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

Even a dog turd, or earwax? Do you pray to earwax?

Is feces alive? No. Is earwax alive? No.

And since the Divine is already a part of me, and I am a part of the Divine, prayer is not necesary.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

Is feces alive? No. Is earwax alive? No.

And since the Divine is already a part of me, and I am a part of the Divine, prayer is not necesary.

Just on a technical point, when you eat something containing 'the divine', at what point between your mouth and your anus does the 'divine' depart.Or does bits of the divine get flushed down the john?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

Just on a technical point, when you eat something containing 'the divine', at what point between your mouth and your anus does the 'divine' depart.Or does bits of the divine get flushed down the john?

It doesn't depart - it becomes part of me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

It doesn't depart - it becomes part of me.

So basically, you can become holy by stuffing your face?

This raises some interesting theological points:
(i) Are people who eat more, holier than those who eat less? (Surely the poor are at a disadvantage, as are they with tapeworms?)
(ii) if so, is your "divine" grossly obese?
(iii) Is there a point at which you are "just full of holiness"?
(iv) If you lose an arm, does that mean you have less holiness?
(v) If an animal eats the arm, does it gain your holiness as well as the divine bit?
(vi) If dung is not holy, are Dung Beetles atheists?
(vii) What if the stuff you eat is "off" do you still get the full deal on "divine"?
(viii) What happens if you puke it up? Where's the divine then?

You know, I think (a) you haven't thought this one through and (b) this is the wackiest religion ever!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

So basically, you can become holy by stuffing your face?

This raises some interesting theological points:
(i) Are people who eat more, holier than those who eat less? (Surely the poor are at a disadvantage, as are they with tapeworms?)
(ii) if so, is your "divine" grossly obese?
(iii) Is there a point at which you are "just full of holiness"?
(iv) If you lose an arm, does that mean you have less holiness?
(v) If an animal eats the arm, does it gain your holiness as well as the divine bit?
(vi) If dung is not holy, are Dung Beetles atheists?
(vii) What if the stuff you eat is "off" do you still get the full deal on "divine"?
(viii) What happens if you puke it up? Where's the divine then?

You know, I think (a) you haven't thought this one through and (b) this is the wackiest religion ever!

The Divine cannot be measured or quantified. It is simply omnipresent.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How many times does Jesus talk to you in person?

The Divine cannot be measured or quantified. It is simply omnipresent.

... so how do you know it's there?