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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10289
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

    May Jesus Bless you on this magnificent Day, Brother.

    May you old timers soon see Jesus Christ our Lord return in His Glory and Smite those who oppose Him (John 3:18).



    Luke 2:29-31
    Lord, now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace, according to thy word: For mine eyes have seen thy salvation, Which thou hast prepared before the face of all people;




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • I Man Rastafari
      Possibly retarded pothead
      • Oct 2015
      • 1019
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

      Happy Birthday! I will smoke a large spliff in your honor.
      Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

          Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
          Happy Birthday! I will smoke a large spliff in your honor.
          you just ruined my birthday. Thanks a lot.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12997
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

              Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

                  A most blessed birthday to you!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!











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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

                          Happy birthday Brother Nobar! I just got back from a trip of trying to save harlots from sinning in Vegas. I was holed up in my suite at the Belaggio for several days.
                          During a break waiting for room service to deliver my dinner, I was browsing Christian websites and I found you the perfect little gift. It should cut your daily mowing of your lawn from fifteen minutes to under two. It is 400 Godly horse power.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
                              Forum Member, possibly Irish
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2013
                              • 209
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

                              Many happy returns on your special day, Brother Nobar!

                              I pray that Mrs. Nobar will especially pamper you with her no-doubt delectable pie this evening!
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
                              Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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                                • Alvin Moss
                                  Serving Jesus
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Aug 2013
                                  • 4468
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!

                                  Happy Birthday, Brother.
                                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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