[ThatGeekOwen]

Re: I am on the Twitter ... to glorify GOD!

'Ello, love!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: I am on the Twitter ... to glorify GOD!

'Ello, love!

Brother Owen, so happy to see you here! And thank you for following instructions by posting a proper introduction. I look forward to praising with you!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I am on the Twitter ... to glorify GOD!

I hope you don't become unequally yoked.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: I am on the Twitter ... to glorify GOD!

I hope you don't become unequally yoked.

Brother RP, thank you for the reminder (2 Corinthians 6:14)! I certainly don't want to be tethered to non-believers who will try to pull me away from groveling at Jesus' feet and drag me down to wail beneath Satan's fiery bowels.

Being a soft-hearted, feeble-minded female (and optimist), I just naturally assumed Owen to be sincere in his desire to become one with the Lord. I mean, who wouldn't want to live their entire life in obedience and discipline, setting aside all earthly and fleshly desires and abstaining from sinful pleasures in accordance with the Bible??

I will be cautious moving forward, letting God and the men of this forum guide me accordingly.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: I am on the Twitter ... to glorify GOD!

Now over 100 followers on the TwitterBook!

I've been ministering the Word of the to the atheists, gays, fornicators, negroes, demoncrats, left-handers, and all other manner of Godmocking unSaved trash heathenites on the Interwebz.

It's just a matter of time before reaches out His Divine Finger to touch one of these lost souls and lovingly coax them back to His Flock.

Any day now!!!

[Samuel Levenson]

Re: I am on the Twitter ... to glorify GOD!

Sister, just remember that there are a lot of people out there who claim to be Christians but haven't cracked a Bible in years. Skip over the stuff they probably already know- John 3:16 and the like- and dig into Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

Tell them how the Bible condemns going to Red Lobster (Deuteronomy 14:9-10), how the death penalty should apply to children who won't get up for church (Deuteronomy 21:18-21), and that wearing cotton/polyester blends will get them a one-way ticket to Hell (Deuteronomy 22:11). Ideally, you can drag these liberal pansy "Christians" into conversation and show them what's actually in their Bible.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: I am on the Twitter ... to glorify GOD!

Sister, just remember that there are a lot of people out there who claim to be Christians but haven't cracked a Bible in years. Skip over the stuff they probably already know- John 3:16 and the like- and dig into Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

Tell them how the Bible condemns going to Red Lobster (Deuteronomy 14:9-10), how the death penalty should apply to children who won't get up for church (Deuteronomy 21:18-21), and that wearing cotton/polyester blends will get them a one-way ticket to Hell (Deuteronomy 22:11). Ideally, you can drag these liberal pansy "Christians" into conversation and show them what's actually in their Bible.

Thank you, Brother Levenson, for your Godly suggestions! I have indeed been steering away from the more popular (and oftentimes misquoted by fluffy-bunny, so-called "Christians") Bible verses and delving into Scripture that most cherry-pickers tend to ignore.