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HAPPY BIrTHDAY, Brother Roland
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Thank you Daisy!Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
Yet another excuse to head for the bar and drink beer.
Kind regards,
RolandJeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Roland!
Today it is the Day you can make a decision. Abandon the Demon you call the Flying Noodle Master and Turn To Jesus! See! Your God is nothing but an apparition intended to confuse sinners!
Instead, Jesus is Real® and He will fight this Demon until He wins the Ultimate Victory. Instead of spending the Eternity by the Beer Volcano, you could be with US singing Hymns to Jesus ad infinitum!
John 17:3
And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent.
I'll be praying for you tonight!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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Re: HAPPY BIrTHDAY, Brother Roland
Happy Birthday, dear Roland!
I've baked you a birthday cake and I'm going to freeze it and hold it until you repent for all of your terrible sins and accept Jesus.
But then again, when you repent and accept Jesus, you probably won't like the design anymore...?
God created fossils to test our faith.
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True Christian™ Love.
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Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
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Re: HAPPY BIrTHDAY, Brother Roland
I implore you to seek Christ earnestly before it's too late!
Don't let His temporary death be in vain for you!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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