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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr. Laurence Niles!
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Have the happiest of birthdays, Dr. Niles!
This modest cake might be sweet, but you are even sweeter:
God created fossils to test our faith.
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True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
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Wishing you Our Heavenly Father's Blessings on your birthday, Dr Niles.
I do hope that you get to spend some time with your nephew today.
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Wishing an amazing and graceful birthday for Dr. Niles.
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Birthday Greetings, good Doctor. May Jesus answer all your prayers in the affirmative.
Felicitaciously Yours,
HandmaidenHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Happy Birthday, good Doctor! May the LORD bless you with pleasant visits from your friends and family.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Happy Birthday! Another year closer to Jesus!God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Have a Blessed Birthday, Brother. You've led quite a few youthful boys onto the Bosom of Jesus with your guidance and hand-on-hand instruction. You've helped clean more than a few souls from the uncleanliness and, as a result, Jesus will guide you to the living waters (John 4:10) that will keep you clean for Eternity!
James 4:8
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.
With Jesus washing your feet, your limbs will be forever shining, bright and fragrant, just as your beautiful soul!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Many thanks my brothers and sisters in Christ. A year closer to Jesus' muscular embrace!
It's been a tough week or so, moving house and unpacking and all. My brother in-law's wife attempted to lend a hand but kept making a mess so I gave her a shopping list and my nephew and I did the lions share of the work.
I've yet to fathom the thermoregulatory device on the wall so I suggest we take our shirts off so as not to ruin them and get stuck in.
I think we really boneded.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Dear Brother, I just hope you have had a day off from your exhausting ministrations to try and save the homo-rectalists that take up you time?
I understand how tiring it can be to try to save those that choose to sin, every day. I don't know how you even get up in the morning, knowing that you must counsel queers?
Wishing you a quiet and fag-free night at home to enjoy this special day. You know I love you, in my way.
In ChristMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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