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  • #46
    Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

    Originally posted by Lamarr View Post
    Coming from the person labeled arrogant atheist, I did not expect that.However my claim is not a fallacy, God was the first fallacy, someone randomly claims there is an all knowing being and that's not questioned?
    Hmm seems you have backed yourself into a hypocritical corner.

    Mr. Much is not a hypocrite. He is a hell-bound sinner who nonetheless is able to follow the rules of this forum and engage in a substantive discussion on the merits of living life as directed by the Bible. As such, he has read the Bible.


    That's it. Read the Bible, and make a decision about it. That's all we are trying to get people to do. If you open your eyes to its full panorama of teachings, we are confident that you, too, will become a True Christian(tm).


    Of course, Mr. Much has read the Bible and come to an erroneous conclusion about it, which he would be willing to share with you if you actually attempted to engage in a discussion with him. Despite the errors of his ways, he remains open to our message and abides by the rules of the forum, and thus, we tolerate him.*


    Archly Yours,
    Handmaiden




    * Truth to say, it's going to be very awkward seeing him burning in hell come eternity; we've come to find him surprisingly non-objectionable.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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    • #47
      Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

      Originally posted by Lamarr View Post
      Coming from the person labeled arrogant atheist, I did not expect that.However my claim is not a fallacy, God was the first fallacy, someone randomly claims there is an all knowing being and that's not questioned?
      Hmm seems you have backed yourself into a hypocritical corner.
      Of course it's questioned! You don't think we're mindless automatons just acting out some pre-ordained play, do you? Do you really think we don't wonder if putting our trust in an bronze aged holy text is really such a good idea? After all, without the Divine Inspiration of the Holy Ghost (2 Timothy 3:16) these writers would have been mere goat herders who knew of a world that only existed within a day's walk from their home. Do you really think we don't read passages about human trafficking (Deuteronomy 20:10-14; Deuteronomy 21:10-14; Exodus 21:7-11), slavery (Exodus 21:2-6; Exodus 21:20-21; Ephesians 6:5; 1 Timothy 6:1-2), and beating a child *this close* to death (Proverbs 20:30 ; Proverbs 22:15; Proverbs 23:13), and not care whether or not these instructions were legitimately, divinely inspired? What kind of monsters do you take us for?

      But you see, the LORD enters only the open heart, and only then will He Divinely Reveal the Truth to us (John 14:17)! There is no greater Truth than God's Truth, for He Alone IS Truth (John 14:6)! Don't you see? We aren't loyal to our Redeemer for some random reason, we are loyal for a very solid, and obvious reason - He Is Our REDEEMER and we KNOW in FAITH that He is GOOD (Psalm 145:17; Psalm 119:137; Ezra 9:15)! There is no other! No one else can do what He did (Ephesians 1:7), and no one else deserves our unconditional Love and Devotion!

      I KNOW my Redeemer Lives! I talked to Him this very morning!


      \o/
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #48
        Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

        I think I understand now... although I still disagree I am done arguing... Ban me if you want -Lamarr

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        • #49
          Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

          Originally posted by Lamarr View Post
          I think I understand now... although I still disagree I am done arguing... Ban me if you want -Lamarr
          Why would we want to ban you when you serve as such a wonderful example of the "natural man" (that is, the man whose heart is crammed full of sin and hate and bitterness, without hope, without love, without hope for Salvation; 1 Corinthians 2:14), and the warning he serves to others who are considering their eternal fate?


          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #50
            Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

            Originally posted by Lamarr View Post
            ...However my claim is not a fallacy...
            It'd really help if you could figure out the "Quote" function...

            Ok, you don't believe God is real. Everyone here is OK with that when stated as a personal belief. It's when you state it as an undeniable fact (like you did) that there's an issue.

            So get on with sharing the proof that you obviously have. You surely can't be stupid enough to go online and make claims that you cannot prove, now could you? Mankind has been waiting thousands of years for someone to clear this whole mess up. YOU CAN, so do it, NOW, before anyone else dies due to religious intolerance. If you don't, and they do, it'll be your fault.

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            • #51
              Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

              Yes, Its all my fault, I will take the blame for the mass genocide in the next religious war. Anyways I am done. Mostly with you. Good luck blaming me... I most likely will be dead... KIA
              from whatever the next war will be.

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              • #52
                Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

                Originally posted by Lamarr View Post
                Yes, Its all my fault, I will take the blame for the mass genocide in the next religious war...
                Oh, yeah, playing the persecution card is so much easier than admitting that making unproveable claims, and then refusing to admit that you can't back up what you're claiming, isn't the best way to get people to agree with you.

                Why not make good use of your absence by reading the Bible?

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                • #53
                  Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

                  flat Earthers are so stupid very few of them are college educated, soon they will all have Darwin awards(look it up its not what you think it is)

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                  • #54
                    Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

                    I totally agree with you Good god, flat eathers are just not willing to accept that they are wrong.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

                      Originally posted by Good God View Post
                      flat Earthers are so stupid very few of them are college educated, soon they will all have Darwin awards(look it up its not what you think it is)
                      Originally posted by Lamarr View Post
                      I totally agree with you Good god, flat eathers are just not willing to accept that they are wrong.
                      A flat earth is the only model which supports earth having ends:

                      Job 38:
                      13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?

                      And foundations:

                      Psalm 104:
                      5 Who laid the foundations of the earth, that it should not be removed for ever.

                      And four corners:

                      Isaiah 11:12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.

                      Revelation 7:1
                      And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

                      Repent for your sins and accept Jesus into your filthy atheist hearts at once, sinners!
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

                        Originally posted by Good God View Post
                        flat Earthers are so stupid very few of them are college educated, soon they will all have Darwin awards(look it up its not what you think it is)

                        How is it that a smart feller like you doesn't seem to have an understanding of sentence structure, punctuation and capitalization? Seriously, you can't write a sentence that would pass in a high school English class, but you think you can explain the universe to grown up Christians?
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • #57
                          Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

                          GOOD GOD you just got flamed!!, But really the earth is not flat, don't cite the bible its fake just like.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

                            that's why your all witches

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                            • #59
                              Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!
                              • GOD

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                              • #60
                                Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish!

                                You two ought to get to school before you get caught in your truancy. This is not a site for teenagers who should be learning their letters.


                                Edit- Lamarr, I forgot you are from Canada. You have probably already graduated from school with a third grade education, but shouldn't you be shoveling snow or something like that?
                                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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