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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2262

    #1

    Men's Meeting Happenings in NYC

    As we do each Thursday night, the men at my NYC church gather for prayer, praise, and fellowship and to talk about everyone else at church. (NOT gossiping, just healthy manly discussion)


    Well, imagine my surprise at discovering that Sister Ellspeth, who is the wife of Head Deacon Simon Ellspeth, who is the cousin of pastor David Luke Ellspeth, voted for Hillary Clinton. A Facebook page was discovered with her using another name and on it are hundreds of rants about how Hillary is the one to lead our country in the right direction and how President-Elect Trump is going to bring us into war, poverty, and irreversible catastrophe. All the men were in a tizzy talking about it. Apparently Pastor David Luke (who has heard of and respects Pastor Ezekiel very much) is going to have Sister Ellspeth shunned and her membership in the church revoked, since this could have brought scandal and shame to the congregation. He asked what Pastor Ezekiel would have done in this situation.


    Folks, this just goes to show you that the LORD will uncover things that we think are hidden (Luke 8:17). Why people even try to keep secrets like this leaves me shaking my head. I glorify and magnify my LORD for His justice and His omniscience. Hallelujah!
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
  • Sgt. Propuanda
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2016
    • 8

    #2
    Re: Men's Meeting Happenings in NYC

    ..Are you sure you are following god's teachings when at these meetings and you aren't committing sin?
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    Revelation 21:4 - And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12978

      #3
      Re: Men's Meeting Happenings in NYC

      Originally posted by Sgt. Propuanda View Post
      ..Are you sure you are following god's teachings when at these meetings and you aren't committing sin?
      Please use appropriate Scripture to support your position if you want to accuse someone of something.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      • BrotherLarry
        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2014
        • 2262

        #4
        Re: Men's Meeting Happenings in NYC

        Originally posted by Sgt. Propuanda View Post
        ..Are you sure you are following god's teachings when at these meetings and you aren't committing sin?

        Sgt.,
        Obviously you did not notice that I am a True Christian(TM). It is not possible for me to commit sin.
        COME, LORD JESUS!
        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Men's Meeting Happenings in NYC

          Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post


          Well, imagine my surprise at discovering that Sister Ellspeth, who is the wife of Head Deacon Simon Ellspeth, who is the cousin of pastor David Luke Ellspeth, voted for Hillary Clinton. A Facebook page was discovered with her using another name and on it are hundreds of rants about how Hillary is the one to lead our country in the right direction and how President-Elect Trump is going to bring us into war, poverty, and irreversible catastrophe.

          She is likely a witch. Satan is the great deceiver and the idea of placing his agents among Christians must be very appealing to him. The Lord has given us instructions for cases like these. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live-Exodus 22:18
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Men's Meeting Happenings in NYC

            I hate to say it, but at this point, you need to subject all the women in your church to extreme vetting. There's no telling how many she's corrupted.
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