Cereal; Satan's Meal

[Brother Zachary]

Hello, Brothers and Sisters!

I have uncovered something awful and surprising, and you may be surprised to hear it. What is it, you might ask? Well, the Breakfast cereal most people enjoy is satanic! Where did I get this information? From the Bible, of course! I'd like you to examine some of these verses and tell me what you think:


1 Peter 5:8 - Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour.


See that? And how do you consume cereal? It is devoured!


1 Corinthians 10:31 - Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.


See this satanic nonsense? When you eat cereal, people are not doing it to the glory of God! Further evidence that this cereal is nothing more than the Devil's work!

[Basilissa]

Re: Cereal; Satan's Meal

That is very true!

What God really wants us to eat for breakfast is bread baked on human dung:

Ezekiel 4:9-12
9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.
10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.
11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.
12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.





Now, that's Biblical dining at its finest!