Can you please remove one picture?

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

I like your funny pictures. My favourite is this one:
I think it is an cool star wars battle. I did not know star wars was popular amongst the christians. I think he will a good films, however I do not like that the empire never wins. They are not bad guys really. They are just defense self from imperialist right-wing liberal jedi. Darth Vader is good mans and true defender of Juche socialism. Long live him. But anyway here is the trouble. There is one picture that is really bother me. This will him:

I do not know why you think this will appropriate. I do not believe an explanation is needed for why it will offense, however, if you still require a, this will him. It will really spooky! As if one ghost is not bad enough, there are FOUR ghosts chasing after this poor mans! Such an scary picture like this is not phlegmatic amongst the other funny pictures which are humorous. This one on the other hand gives me nightmare. I keep waking up in the middle of the night in a sweat thinking I am being haunted by the four ghosts in the picture. Ri Sol-ju, my loyal wife and comrade, wants to know which picture has caused such distress, but I simply refuse to show it to her because for I do not wish to give her a nightmare too from seeing such an spooky picture.


GHOSTS ARE NOT FUNNY. They are really scary and spooky. Not only that, but how is it christian? I am not an christian myself, but my understanding is that the Bible will say you will die and you will either go to an Heaven or an Hell. There is nothing about ghost to my knowledge, although I could be wrong about that. Nevertheless, you can not deny this will such an scary picture. That poor mans is being chased by FOUR ghosts! What is worse is that he will keep running! You does not know if he will escape the haunting or not! The suspense is awful and scares me! I does not like it!!


Please, for Kim Il-sung's sake, removes the picture. Thank.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Dear Kim, with most art, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We interpret images subjectively, even when we each see the same objective visual. I like to think of that art as a representation of the Spirit of Christ chasing away sin. Some people like to think of it as pride in community and chasing away sinful things like laziness, theft of pies, and scamming the government by getting paid to have babies with different fathers. Perhaps in this current culture we can think of it as running off the irritating SJWs, what with their attraction to the temptations of the dark lord, Satan. It can mean lots of things, so tell your dear wife to pick up a copy of the Holy Bible (we've dropped them down in your land, surely you have stepped over a few copies yourself), or give her one of the few computers with international internet access so she can read it on her iPad knockoff. Then she'll not have ghosts to worry about, but her eternal fate should she continue to disregard the temporary sacrifice Christ made as a gift for her.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Dear Kim, with most art, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We interpret images subjectively, even when we each see the same objective visual. I like to think of that art as a representation of the Spirit of Christ chasing away sin. Some people like to think of it as pride in community and chasing away sinful things like laziness, theft of pies, and scamming the government by getting paid to have babies with different fathers. Perhaps in this current culture we can think of it as running off the irritating SJWs, what with their attraction to the temptations of the dark lord, Satan. It can mean lots of things, so tell your dear wife to pick up a copy of the Holy Bible (we've dropped them down in your land, surely you have stepped over a few copies yourself), or give her one of the few computers with international internet access so she can read it on her iPad knockoff. Then she'll not have ghosts to worry about, but her eternal fate should she continue to disregard the temporary sacrifice Christ made as a gift for her.

Friend, it is not my wife who is scared of it but myself, again, I would never dream of showing the ghosts to my wife because for it is my duty as an husband to make my wife happy and if I make her scared of ghost then I am fail as husband. You can interpret it as you like, however, it is very clear they are ghost. They can't be Christ because for they does not have a beard! Even if that man in the picture is a sinner or thief or SJW, nobody deserves to be haunted by a ghost! It is so spooky!!


P.S. My wife and I already have two bible, one in Korean and one in English. Not the KJV however, as English is my second language and I am not understand such old talk, the English translation we got for Christmas from Santa Claus and it is one called "The Message" which is easy to read, I primarily read it to help learning English but I also enjoy reading the lovely stories. However, I have also all Richard Dawkins books in both English and Korean, and they are more rational and reasonable. I am eschew all religion because for it will tools of capitalism to manipulate and divide a proletariat. Science will guide an Juche socialist revolution. Admittedly Christianity is an less worsen than some religion like Islam where they will make a allahu ackbar and then an explose. However, when capitalism is crushed, then we can end this problem.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Marshal, it is a very good thing that you are the only person in your country with access to the internet. Because whatever would your people think if they knew that their beloved leader was afraid of this?




Come on, now, Marshal! Time to man up.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Marshal, it is a very good thing that you are the only person in your country with access to the internet. Because whatever would your people think if they knew that their beloved leader was afraid of this?




Come on, now, Marshal! Time to man up.

Everyone has access to internet in free and glorious Korea. They have freedom to access a many all forums including this one. Hopefully they will not though, because for they will be scared of the 24 GHOSTS surely!! THEY ARE SO SPOOKY!!!! STOP IT!

[Elmer G. White]

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What is there to be afraid of? It's just a bunch of Hispanic Papists having their annual pagan feast "Semana Santa" that coincides with the Christian Easter.





The "ghosts" are called "capirotes", and they are the Papist equivalent to the Papist-Muslem "burqa".



I repeat, there is absolutely no reason to fear these apparitions (the actual image possibly depicts four hooded Papists chasing someone who's just escaped their auto-da-fé), as Lord God will eventually take these garments and all other ornaments away from them!

Isaiah 3:18-23
In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon, The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers, The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings, The rings, and nose jewels, The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples*, and the crisping pins, The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.

*a cloth headdress covering the head, neck, and the sides of the face, formerly worn by women and still worn by some Papist and Muslim nuns.



All this is part of the retaliation that God will perform on our behalf during the Last Days, i.e., very very soon!

Romans 12:19
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

Re: Can you please remove one picture?

What is there to be afraid of? It's just a bunch of Hispanic Papists having their annual pagan feast "Semana Santa" that coincides with the Christian Easter.





The "ghosts" are called "capirotes", and they are the Papist equivalent to the Papist-Muslem "burqa".



I repeat, there is absolutely no reason to fear these apparitions (the actual image possibly depicts four hooded Papists chasing someone who's just escaped their auto-da-fé), as Lord God will eventually take these garments and all other ornaments away from them!

Isaiah 3:18-23
In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon, The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers, The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings, The rings, and nose jewels, The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples*, and the crisping pins, The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.

*a cloth headdress covering the head, neck, and the sides of the face, formerly worn by women and still worn by some Papist and Muslim nuns.



All this is part of the retaliation that God will perform on our behalf during the Last Days, i.e., very very soon!

Romans 12:19
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Why would hispanic pagans chase after a mans? Clearly it will ghosts and they are haunted him!!

[Faith_Machine]

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Listen Ching-Ching, the reason you're afraid of ghosts is that you're not saved. Did you know that since I accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, I have not once been attacked by a ghost?

Not even one time!

[Zit_faced_troll_88]

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I like your funny pictures. My favourite is this one:
I think it is an cool star wars battle. I did not know star wars was popular amongst the christians. I think he will a good films, however I do not like that the empire never wins. They are not bad guys really. They are just defense self from imperialist right-wing liberal jedi. Darth Vader is good mans and true defender of Juche socialism. Long live him. But anyway here is the trouble. There is one picture that is really bother me. This will him:

I do not know why you think this will appropriate. I do not believe an explanation is needed for why it will offense, however, if you still require a, this will him. It will really spooky! As if one ghost is not bad enough, there are FOUR ghosts chasing after this poor mans! Such an scary picture like this is not phlegmatic amongst the other funny pictures which are humorous. This one on the other hand gives me nightmare. I keep waking up in the middle of the night in a sweat thinking I am being haunted by the four ghosts in the picture. Ri Sol-ju, my loyal wife and comrade, wants to know which picture has caused such distress, but I simply refuse to show it to her because for I do not wish to give her a nightmare too from seeing such an spooky picture.


GHOSTS ARE NOT FUNNY. They are really scary and spooky. Not only that, but how is it christian? I am not an christian myself, but my understanding is that the Bible will say you will die and you will either go to an Heaven or an Hell. There is nothing about ghost to my knowledge, although I could be wrong about that. Nevertheless, you can not deny this will such an scary picture. That poor mans is being chased by FOUR ghosts! What is worse is that he will keep running! You does not know if he will escape the haunting or not! The suspense is awful and scares me! I does not like it!!


Please, for Kim Il-sung's sake, removes the picture. Thank.

I agree with Mr. Kim here, ghosts are SCARY. I have been haunted by the Jews and it is real scary, you should take this off, because you don't want believers in Christ too be scared don't you?





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Members in KKK sure do like to dress up in ghost costumes don't they!

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I agree with Mr. Kim here, ghosts are SCARY. I have been haunted by the Jews and it is real scary, you should take this off, because you don't want believers in Christ too be scared don't you?





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Members in KKK sure do like to dress up in ghost costumes don't they!

Christians, the True Ones, do not fear:


2 Timothy 1:7 - For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.


Joshua 1:9 - Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God [is] with thee whithersoever thou goest.


1 John 4:18 - There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.



So we are not going to take anything down.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Listen Ching-Ching, the reason you're afraid of ghosts is that you're not saved. Did you know that since I accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior, I have not once been attacked by a ghost?

Not even one time!

What about Holy Ghost?

[Basilissa]

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What about Holy Ghost?

Dear, Holy Ghost does not attack people!


God Father does all of the mayhem Himself.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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Friend, it is not my wife who is scared of it but myself, again, I would never dream of showing the ghosts to my wife because for it is my duty as an husband to make my wife happy and if I make her scared of ghost then I am fail as husband.

Oh come on man, what are you a man or a mouse? And a doormat at that. Chink love rituals truly astound me. No wonder your women always come to us white men.

[Alvin Moss]

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Dear, Holy Ghost does not attack people!


God Father does all of the mayhem Himself.

Sister, I have heard it said that Chinamen are particularly afraid of ghosts.

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Oh come on man, what are you a man or a mouse? And a doormat at that. Chink love rituals truly astound me. No wonder your women always come to us white men.

Are you jest? Do you scare your wife with ghosts? It is not a nice thing to be do. I love and respect my wife very much so would not scare her with a ghost. I would not even do that to my worst enemy. It is so spooky!!