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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10263
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Pastor Levi Jones!

    Happy Birthday!

    May you soon sit as a Member of the Jury when Jesus deals out His verdicts to the repulsive sinners, once the Glorious Events of the End of Time unfold Themselves!



    1 Corinthians 6:2
    Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12947
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Levi Jones!

      Happy Birthday, Pastor!

      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11321
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Levi Jones!

          Happy Birthday, Pastor Levi. I hope your family does something lovely to demonstrate their respect for your God-given authority over them.




          Appropriately Yours,
          Handmaiden
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Michael Hezekiah Esq
              Unsaved trash, a Rich Joo (Luke 16:24)
              • Sep 2016
              • 256
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Levi Jones!

              May the Lord God continue to move mountains because of your faith.


              Birthday Blessings,
              Mike H.
              A half truth is a whole lie.

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                • BrotherLarry
                  Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2249
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Levi Jones!

                  We are not worthy to sit under your tutelage, but may you always dangle your carrot of wisdom in our faces, and feed us with it so that we might grow in the pursuit of perfection for Jesus' sake.

                  Happiest of Birthdays!

                  BrotherLarry
                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                  Amen and Amen

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Levi Jones!

                      This marks the end of another glorious year in service to Jesus. God willing, you will celebrate next year up in Heaven. He will be back soon and we will all meet up yonder, by and by. The End is near.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday, Pastor Levi Jones!

                          A most Blessed Birthday, Pastor!
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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