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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12940
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

    Dear Brother in Christ,

    Please accept my best wishes on the day of your birthday! I hope you'll enjoy this modest cake I've sent you:



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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14226
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

      Birthday greetings to a dear brother in Christ. Thank you for contributing to the forum. I have used all the fruit on my trees this year but will be happy to send round a few durian which are particularly flavoursome at this time of year.

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10262
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

          The Best of Birthdays to you, my immaculate and chaste Brother in Christ. It is time you started to plan how to cultivate your farm in Heaven, as by your next birthday we'll all surely be secure on the Bosom of Jesus in our Eternal Abode!

          Matthew 5:16
          Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.




          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

              Happy Birthday!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8382
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                  Happy Birthday, Brother Jim! It is too long since we fellowshipped with you here. I do hope that the reason for this is that you have been Called to Jesus?
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                      Happy Birthday, Brother. This day marks the end of another year in service to Jesus. I pray that the next celebration is up in Heaven with the Lord and Jesus in attendance.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Sword Of Christ
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2016
                          • 125
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                          Happy birthday to our Brother In Christ!


                          "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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                            • izmai1
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Apr 2017
                              • 1
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

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                                • MitzaLizalor
                                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2010
                                  • 14226
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                                  Originally posted by izmai1 View Post

                                  That is a lovely birthday greeting. Feel free to pop along where an equally lovely introduction can be presented. My intro. was not very good. I'm sure yours will be better, just share your experience in Christ; there is no need for embarrassment we have all experienced what you're going through now but in Him our every want is made real.

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                                    • Jim Farmer
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2014
                                      • 2293
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                                      Thank you, izmai1
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                                        • MitzaLizalor
                                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2010
                                          • 14226
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                                          It's terrible I know when heathens just dismiss you because they were never prepared to seek what we were prepared to seek and to find what we found! Jesus is alive! And Jesus will speak to each one of us. We are not abandoned things in an empty fog. We are His sheep and He cares for us.

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                                            • Thomas Taylor
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Oct 2012
                                              • 1486
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                                              Happy birthday Brother Jim. Hopefully this is the year Jesus takes you home.


                                              YIC
                                              TT
                                              P.S. Hope you looked after your servants, even Pharaoh did that.
                                              Genesis 40:20


                                              “� And it came to passe the third day, which was Pharaohs birth day, that hee made a feast vnto all his seruaunts: and he lifted vp by the head of the chiefe Butler, and of the chiefe Baker among his seruants.”
                                              Isaiah 66:15

                                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                                                • MitzaLizalor
                                                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2010
                                                  • 14226
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                                                  Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                                                  Happy birthday Brother Jim. Hopefully this is the year Jesus takes you home.
                                                  YIC
                                                  TT
                                                  P.S. Hope you looked after your servants, even Pharaoh did that.
                                                  Genesis 40:20
                                                  “And it came to passe the third day, which was Pharaohs birth day, that hee made a feast vnto all his seruaunts: and he lifted vp by the head of the chiefe Butler, and of the chiefe Baker among his seruants.”
                                                  Brother Farmer's staff and his self employed oppo's have been well taken care of.

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                                                    • handmaiden
                                                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • May 2010
                                                      • 11302
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                                                      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                      . . . We are His sheep and He cares for us.
                                                      Happy Birthday! We are indeed His sheep and He will guard us from the hungry wolves so that our coats may be sheared and our flesh consumed in His service. . . And should Jesus require you to be a wether to sanctify your walk with Him, I know that you will faint not. Your walk may wobble, but you will follow Him faithfully.







                                                      Run the race for Jesus!


                                                      Isaiah 40:31


                                                      But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
                                                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                                                        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                                          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                                           
                                                          • Jul 2014
                                                          • 8382
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy Birthday, Brother Jim Farmer!

                                                          Hang on, this thread was started on March 1st. How long does Brother Jim's birthday last, exactly?
                                                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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