McDonalds: Godless Buffoons Or Part Of Satan's Plan For World Domination?

[Alvin Moss]

There's one on just about every corner and they're always full of confused looking people who don't seem to understand how they got there. They are sticky, smelly and even the stuff that isn't plastic looks plastic. Is this some kind of preview of Hell? On the surface, they appear to exist to employ and feed high school dropouts, but is there more to it?


Their advertising is aimed at children and their arsenal includes sinister clowns and small, useless plastic toys in bags with warnings about possible suffocation. Some have playgrounds inside to further entice the youth. No effort is ever made to attract adults, although it is the adults who are expected to pay for everything.


My own studies have revealed that the food is not actually food. Rather, it is some kind of false food which may be plastic. Diners report, almost universally, that they thought it would be a good idea to eat there before they ate, but afterwards, they always regret eating there. What is that stuff? What are their intentions? Is the Devil building up his legion of the damned by feeding some kind of poison to his victims?

[Basilissa]

Re: McDonalds: Godless Buffoons Or Part Of Satan's Plan For World Domination?

There's one on just about every corner and they're always full of confused looking people who don't seem to understand how they got there. They are sticky, smelly and even the stuff that isn't plastic looks plastic. Is this some kind of preview of Hell? On the surface, they appear to exist to employ and feed high school dropouts, but is there more to it?


Their advertising is aimed at children and their arsenal includes sinister clowns and small, useless plastic toys in bags with warnings about possible suffocation. Some have playgrounds inside to further entice the youth. No effort is ever made to attract adults, although it is the adults who are expected to pay for everything.


My own studies have revealed that the food is not actually food. Rather, it is some kind of false food which may be plastic. Diners report, almost universally, that they thought it would be a good idea to eat there before they ate, but afterwards, they always regret eating there. What is that stuff? What are their intentions? Is the Devil building up his legion of the damned by feeding some kind of poison to his victims?

Jesus teaches us that the strong can eat everything:

Romans 14:2 For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.

I guess that means that those with strong enough stomachs can eat even the McDonalds plastic "food."

Personally, I define myself as being too weak to dine at one of these facilities. Somehow, I prefer to eat food that tastes like actual food. However, I would never judge the stinky obese people who actually choose to eat there.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: McDonalds: Godless Buffoons Or Part Of Satan's Plan For World Domination?

What makes me agree with you, Brother Moss, that McDonalds may be part of Satan's plan is the tricky similarity to the Catholics.

Catholic churches are filled with these eerie statues. You will see status of Mary and ones of Jesus. God tells us statues of Mary and Jesus are not to be worshiped. But, Catholics don't know any better.

Go into a McDonalds and there is a statue. It is of Ronald McDonald instead of Mary, but Satan may have put it there to be worshiped. I'm suspicious.

[Nobar King]

Re: McDonalds: Godless Buffoons Or Part Of Satan's Plan For World Domination?

You must be going to some other McDonald's. I have been eating Big Macs for almost 50 years and I love them. What could be better for you than 100% pure American beef?

[handmaiden]

Re: McDonalds: Godless Buffoons Or Part Of Satan's Plan For World Domination?

I was under the impression that our godly president enjoys McDonald's.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: McDonalds: Godless Buffoons Or Part Of Satan's Plan For World Domination?

McDonald is indeed part of Beelzebub plan for spreading the sin of gluttony and making the world fat enough that it wont stand on a cloud once in heaven (just look at most Americans).

[handmaiden]

Re: McDonalds: Godless Buffoons Or Part Of Satan's Plan For World Domination?

McDonald is indeed part of Beelzebub plan for spreading the sin of gluttony and making the world fat enough that it wont stand on a cloud once in heaven (just look at most Americans).

Hey! I am not fat! I am . . . comfortably cushioned. Many European women are so lean they are like old-fashioned electric chairs. I suppose that they do promote excellent posture, but does anyone look forward to sitting in one?