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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON






    May God's blessings abound to you
    In every little way
    May you taste and see His goodness
    Every time you kneel to pray
    May your day be brightened more
    With your Father's loving touch
    And may you sense He's with you now
    And loves you very much.


    M.S.Lowndes
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON

    Blessed, blessed birthday to you, Sister! You are always so kind and gracious and so. . .gingham!

    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON

      Many Blessings for you, dear Sister in Christ! In the midst of all the debauchery, it must be such a relief for Jesus who have you on Earth, so that He can rest His sore eyes on immaculate female beauty.

      Song of Solomon 2:12
      The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land;

      May you hear the Turtle call very soon!




      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON

        Happy Birthday Daisy! I am pledged to consume a large spliff in honor of the Birthday of Mr. Nobar King but it is not late and I will have a very large spliff in your honor immediately after I finish the one in honor of Mr. King.
        Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAISY MAE JOHNSON

          Happy Birthday, Sister Daisy!


          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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