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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER NOBAR KING!






    May God's awesome blessings
    Be upon you this day
    And for the future years ahead,
    May His blessings never fade
    In every area of your life,
    May God abound much more,
    So you may be a fruitful vine
    With the abundance of the Lord.
    M.S.Lowndes
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • I Man Rastafari
    Possibly retarded pothead
    • Oct 2015
    • 1019

    #2
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER NOBAR KING!

    Happy Birthday Mr. Nobar King! My next spliff will be consumed in your honor. That will commence soon.
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10262

      #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER NOBAR KING!

      Happy Birthday, Brother,

      May you soon gain your Crown of Righteousness to spend the Infinite Eternity with Jesus in Eternal Life for Ever!

      2 Timothy 4:8
      Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love his appearing.




      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • Thomas Taylor
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 1486

        #4
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER NOBAR KING!

        Dear Brother Nobar King,


        Happy Birthday. Sorry to hear that you have not yet been taken into the Bosom of the Lord. There's always next year so don't worry too much. My thoughts are with you at this sad time.


        YIC
        TT
        Isaiah 66:15

        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12939

          #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER NOBAR KING!

          Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!


          God created fossils to test our faith.

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          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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