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A Blessed Birthday to you, dear Brother in Christ!
May JESUS continue to watch over you and Bless you!
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A Blessed Birthday to you, dear Brother in Christ!
May JESUS continue to watch over you and Bless you!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELMER G. WHITE
Praise God and rejoice! This marks another year in service to Jesus. God willing- Next year in Heaven!God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11 -
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELMER G. WHITE
The Best of birthday wishes to our distinguished and accomplished Brother Doctor Professor White. May Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ guide you in the delicate and critical task of shining the Light of the Lord into the hearts of men.
Jesus doesn't need to wear gloves and a mask--He doesn't even need to scrub up! He's Perfect and Germless.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELMER G. WHITE
Esteemed Dr. White:
May I add my prayers and sincere wishes for a lovely birthday celebration! I can't wait to share my pie with you, dear. I hope you liked the gift I sent!
Your devoted friend,
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELMER G. WHITE
I wish you a very happy birthday, Professor Elmer!
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELMER G. WHITE
For one of Landover's most efficacious Prayer Warriors.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELMER G. WHITE
Thank you, my Siblings in Christ!
I've mostly been spending the day in quiet contemplation with my Lord and Savior, i.e., immersed in Prayer.
2 Chronicles 6:19
Have respect therefore to the prayer of thy servant, and to his supplication, O LORD my God, to hearken unto the cry and the prayer which thy servant prayeth before thee:
It is the most effective tool and weapon everywhere, always. It is our sustenance. However, I must admit that I also had some fun. I watched a lot of my favorite videos, and I am happy to share with you a glorious example of some Godly quality Entertainment!
Despite returning to the ascetics, ash and sackcloth for the whole duration of the birthday, Jesus advised me to consume a tiny morsel of those wonderful cakes but I was able to restrain myself and took only a small 97 º circular sector of each bakery product!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELMER G. WHITE
My friend, my mentor, my professor, my guide, my brother:
I wish you the happiest of birthdays! These wishes emanate from the cockles of my heart as they gush from the bowels of my being!
May God richly bless you, Sir!Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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