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  • #2
    Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Isaac Peters!

    Happy Birthday, Dearest Pastor,

    My sorry excuse for a wife struck Gold and found this charming piece of paraphernalia that we thought would be most suitable for your Birthday Present. This is a nice glass knob for your dressing table.




    Isaiah 49:2
    And he hath made my mouth like a sharp sword; in the shadow of his hand hath he hid me, and made me a polished shaft; in his quiver hath he hid me;

    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • #3
      Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Isaac Peters!

      Dearest Pastor Peters,

      Having been born in the lovely month of May, I can't imagine you get many sweaters, scarves or mittens as birthday gifts.


      I am of but humble means, but I have located the proper sheep, (that is one {1} singular sheep) and I will proceed forthwith to provide you with something special and handmade by this little handmaiden.





      It may take awhile. In fact, it may be sweater season again before I finish, but rest assured, you will have a gift worthy of your stature.

      Isaiah 63:1


      Who is this that cometh from Edom, with dyed garments from Bozrah? this that is glorious in his apparel, travelling in the greatness of his strength? I that speak in righteousness, mighty to save.




      Which is your favorite color? I will start gathering plants to make dye stuffs. It will give me something to do while I wait for the sheep to shed. It really looks ready to do so at any moment.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • #4
        Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Isaac Peters!

        Pastor,


        It is my sincere prayer that this day is a very special one for you, bringing blessings and joy as you serve the Lord and His people on your knees. I've been mentored by your wisdom and love for men; there is no way I could thank you enough.


        May God bring you to His side very soon, Brother. We all long for the day that your rest is found by leaning against the manly breast of our Savior.


        BrotherLarry
        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
        Amen and Amen

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        • #5
          Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Isaac Peters!

          Happy Birthday, dear Pastor. You have given us your all over the years, and we all hope that your reward from Jesus comes very soon.

          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Isaac Peters!

            Next year in Heaven, God willing.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #7
              Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Isaac Peters!

              A most Blessed Birthday to you, Pastor!

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Isaac Peters!

                Happy Birthday, Pastor!
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • #9
                  Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Isaac Peters!

                  Happy Birthday to you Pastor Peters! I will shortly enjoy a large spliff in your honor. I will have to wait until my white friend Charles leaves to go to his yoga class. Our Black Lives Matter chapter is meeting at his apartment just now and he seems angry about the unsightly hole that has mysteriously appeared in his couch.
                  Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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