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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. MARY WHITFORD

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. MARY WHITFORD

    HB
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10279

      #3
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. MARY WHITFORD

      Happy Birthday, Sister! May you overcome the chains of your womanhood soon and find Eternal Joy with Jesus Christ in Heaven!

      Acts 2:26
      Therefore did my heart rejoice, and my tongue was glad; moreover also my flesh shall rest in hope:


      With the our President Mr. Trump guiding our footsteps into Heaven, we cannot get lost! Next year in Heaven!

      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. MARY WHITFORD

        Thank you all and bless!

        I'm so thankful that I was able to spend the day doing some of my favorite things! With several of my friends from the Ladies Of Landover we went into Des Moines we went to Planned Parenthood to shame both the murderous sluts who went in to kill their babies and Mary-worshipping papists trying to hide their blasphemy in the crowd of protesters. Later, we went around looking for any posters that promote a sodomite lifestyle and tore them down, saving who knows how many souls! It was a GLORIOUS day where we thanks for creating me so I could live a life in dedication to Him!
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12993

          #5
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. MARY WHITFORD

          I apologize for a very late reply, but this is the first time in days that I have access to something that even resembles a computer. Oh, the joys of spreading God's Holy Word to dumb savages.

          Happy belated birthday, Mrs. Whitford!


          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • BrotherLarry
            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2266

            #6
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. MARY WHITFORD

            Sister Mrs. Whitford, most venerable and Christlike:


            I am late for your birthday wishes, but that makes them no less sincere. I pray that our God continues to make you a shining example of what it truly means to be a Christian in these godless days. I pray daily to be like you.


            BrotherLarry
            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
            Amen and Amen

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