[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I ride my bike to and from school everyday, and even to bible class!

Should I stop, I didn't realise it was bad

It's not only a sin, but it's bad for the environment.

[Callisto]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Finally! Someone who understands what I mean when I say I'm bisexual!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Finally! Someone who understands what I mean when I say I'm bisexual!

What, that you're a slut?

Asking for a friend.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Finally! Someone who understands what I mean when I say I'm bisexual!

Why just bisexual? Why not trisexual or foursexual? If you are already a pervert go full liberal.

[Callisto]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

What, that you're a slut?

Asking for a friend.

Well, there's that too.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I ride my bike to and from school everyday, and even to bible class!

Should I stop, I didn't realise it was bad

Think about it.
I bet you liked riding the bicycle, you looked forward to doing it. The idea if slipping that leather seat between your taught thighs, pumping the pedals working it faster and faster to your destination until your arrived, hot and sweat with a self serving feeling of satisfaction for coming.

[amy14md]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I just like riding my bike and thought it was good for environment and good exercise.

I didn't mean to offend the Lord or anything

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I just like riding my bike and thought it was good for environment and good exercise.

I didn't mean to offend the Lord or anything

Poor, ignorant babe. What really offends the LORD is the fact that you're still in school, not heeding His Holy Command to go forth and multiply and dominate the earth with His Loyal Followers (Genesis 1:26). Your father should have found a suitable mate and arranged a betrothal upon development of your breasts. By the time of your onset of menses, you should have been preparing to give your husband a quiver full of little babes of his very own (Psalm 127:5). In short, you're wasting the womb God gave you for one reason and one reason only - to glorify Him!

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I happen to be rather fertile in my old age and have lots of sperm waiting to become followers of the Lord. What is your father's number? I a man considering taking you in to teach you how to be a good wife as God intended you to be.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Slow your role, Bubba Buck. We're going to need to see some proof you have truly accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior before you can have any potential marriage officiated by a Landover Baptist Church preacher!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I just like riding my bike and thought it was good for environment and good exercise.

I didn't mean to offend the Lord or anything

I've sat in many parks, enjoying watching young boys playing football, sweat dripping from their brow and large pile ups of turgid bodies all grasping for the ball. During these peaceful moments of viewing young men developing into strapping lads, many a girl goes riding by, fully apparent that the breeze is causing their skirt to billow open and forcing everyone to see their soiled underwear. All the females have these forced smiles as the pedal their bikes, sliding back and forth on the seat, rubbing themselves in to a frantic frenzy. I check the seats when they park the bikes to go into the ladies room. Damp and slippery, like they were sitting on snails or something. Disgusting.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Towards Faith Machine, I have never slept with a woman yet nor have I married yet. Only through extreme vetting of the girl would I engage in holy eternal matrimony with her and only after that would I get her impregnated. I was intending to be a gentleman and consult with her parents and get an idea of her lifestyle. If she's a sinner, I would have her stay for a year with Pastor Ezekiel before I even considered marriage! To me, sex with a woman is nasty and makes me want to vomit. I would do it, however, if it meant creating more soldiers for the Lord (hopefully young strapping male soldiers). If I'm not worthy, however, I fully understand and will pray more.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I just like riding my bike and thought it was good for environment and good exercise.

I didn't mean to offend the Lord or anything

Yes Amy, riding bicycles is bad for the environment. The evilutionists tell us that we are "animals", and that means that the energy used to pedal a bicycle comes from the food you eat. It also means that in respiration you are exhaling CO2 - a "greenhouse" gas that causes globull warming - but is doesn't end there. When you digest your food to derive the energy you also produce methane ("farts" - aka flatulence) that is an even more "dangerous" greenhouse gas than CO2.

Were not done yet however, we have to examine where all that food comes from. A farmer likely plowed and planted any number of crops (corn, wheat, vegetables, etc.) using an oil powered tractor. He also probably spread fertilizer (made from oil), and then along came jet (oil) powered helicopters spreading insecticide on the fields to keep the bugs from eating his crops. He might also be using irrigation to water the fields, which use electric pumps (from coal fired power plants) - all adding to the "carbon footprint" and adding still more CO2 to the atmosphere.

Then the farmer has to harvest his crops - using oil (and more CO2) powering more machinery (combines, tractors, trucks, and harvesters) and transport the crops to where they are needed. Some of it goes to distribution centers using diesel (oil) powered trucks and trains. Some of it goes to factories where it is further processed into other products (like cereals, potato chips and other processed foods) - all consuming more energy and spewing forth even more CO2. Some processed foods require refrigeration - more CO2. Then the food needs to be transported to your local grocery store (or restaurant or fast food chain) so you can buy it - lots more CO2.

Perhaps you had a hamburger for lunch - that came from a cow that also produced CO2 and methane (cow farts), and the same goes for chickens, ducks, fish, and pigs. Then all that meat has to be processed and shipped to you as well - CO2 up the wazoo. Maybe you had some fresh fish for dinner - likely flown in on a jumbo jet cargo plane - CO2 again. Don't forget all that food packaging - plastic, glass, tin cans - more energy, oil, and CO2.

Don't forget all those workers, from the farmer, tractor drivers, helicopter pilots, factory workers, and supermarket checkout clerks - they need to be fed too and that means more CO2 and methane (farts).

We can't leave this subject with some final considerations. When your body is done extracting the energy from the food you eat (commonly called the Krebs cycle), you are left with poop and pee (Number 1 and Number 2) and that has to go to a sewage treatment plant (more CO2 and methane into the atmosphere). Lastly you also have to consider how all that machinery in the food chain got made - like all the steel made using coal (CO2), and the concrete in all the buildings (more coal and CO2).

Wheels and levers were around in the time of Jesus, and if He thought Bicycles were a good idea they would have shown up in the Bible (KJV1611).

In summary, the next time some ignorant self-absorbed LIEberal pinhead starts touting how "environmentally friendly" bicycles are you can tell them to vote for Donald Trump.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Towards Faith Machine, I have never slept with a woman yet nor have I married yet. Only through extreme vetting of the girl would I engage in holy eternal matrimony with her and only after that would I get her impregnated. I was intending to be a gentleman and consult with her parents and get an idea of her lifestyle. If she's a sinner, I would have her stay for a year with Pastor Ezekiel before I even considered marriage! To me, sex with a woman is nasty and makes me want to vomit. I would do it, however, if it meant creating more soldiers for the Lord (hopefully young strapping male soldiers). If I'm not worthy, however, I fully understand and will pray more.

Friend, you need to do every thing our pastors tell you to do, and I mean EVERY THING!

If they tell you to cut back your hours at work so you can spend five hours per day reading your Bible, you need to do it.

If they tell you to take a second job so you can tithe an extra $500 per month to this church, you need to do that!


Brother, I want to see the words True Christian™ next to your name. Then, and only then, will we know you're ready to take a wife and sire children on her.

[amy14md]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Thanks everyone... for all your Christian wisdom. I feel I have been lead astray by satan with messages of needing school and environment. Thankyou for your guidance.

I have discussed this with a private session with my pastor, who explained things to me.


I've stopped riding my bicycle and my pa and he has arranged for me to some days be driven to school by some suitable men. Other days I walk.


It's so wonderful to understand God's plan and to be ready to take my part.