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  • Jamess
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    • Sep 2008
    • 14

    #1

    You "people" are just awful.

    It's "people" like you that make people hate Christianity.

    I also have a few questions for you "people."
    1.) If somebody was raised in a completely different country, without even being exposed to our God or Jesus and knew nothing of them, would that person go to Hell?
    2.) If being homosexual is a "decision" why would people be gay? I think they would know better because assholes like you want to persecute them becuase of some paragraph in a book interpreted thousands of times through completely different cultures.
    3.) Why do you believe every single thing you know nothing about is obviously satanic?

    Pigs.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: You "people" are just awful.

    Obviously an EVILutionist. He must use quotes around "people" because he believes humans are just another monkey.
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    • Billybob Sunday
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 261

      #3
      Re: You "people" are just awful.

      Originally posted by Jamess View Post
      It's "people" like you that make people hate Christianity.

      I also have a few questions for you "people."
      1.) If somebody was raised in a completely different country, without even being exposed to our God or Jesus and knew nothing of them, would that person go to Hell?
      2.) If being homosexual is a "decision" why would people be gay? I think they would know better because assholes like you want to persecute them becuase of some paragraph in a book interpreted thousands of times through completely different cultures.
      3.) Why do you believe every single thing you know nothing about is obviously satanic?

      Pigs.
      1. Yes
      2. Because they are sick perverts
      3. I don't. There are plenty of mysteries that God has yet to reveal to me. On the other hand, I just talked to Jesus, and he says you're a dirty little sodomite who will go to straight to Hell. Not only that, but you're also on Santa's naughty list.

      Yours in Christ,

      BBS

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: You "people" are just awful.

        Originally posted by Jamess View Post
        It's "people" like you that make people hate Christianity.
        Warm greetings to you, too, dear friend.

        I also have a few questions for you "people."
        1.) If somebody was raised in a completely different country, without even being exposed to our God or Jesus and knew nothing of them, would that person go to Hell?
        Yes:

        John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

        Do you see a loophole in that?
        2.) If being homosexual is a "decision" why would people be gay? I think they would know better because assholes like you want to persecute them becuase of some paragraph in a book interpreted thousands of times through completely different cultures.
        Homosexuality is one of God's punishments for idolatry. Read Romans chapter 1 (the whole thing, not just a few cherry-picked verses). As for why people choose to engage in idolatry, why don't you go ask them?
        3.) Why do you believe every single thing you know nothing about is obviously satanic?
        I don't know what you're referring to, but if you read some of the recent threads on Wickedanism, you'll see that we know their religion better than they do.

        Pigs.
        You have a blessed day, too.
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        • Jamess
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          • Sep 2008
          • 14

          #5
          Re: You "people" are just awful.

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          Obviously an EVILutionist. He must use quotes around "people" because he believes humans are just another monkey.
          No not really you dumbass. By "people" I meant that you all think you are human beings but really you are filthy abominations. This had nothing to do with evolution.

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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329

            #6
            Re: You "people" are just awful.

            Originally posted by Jamess View Post
            It's "people" like you that make people hate Christianity.

            I also have a few questions for you "people."
            1.) If somebody was raised in a completely different country, without even being exposed to our God or Jesus and knew nothing of them, would that person go to Hell?
            2.) If being homosexual is a "decision" why would people be gay? I think they would know better because assholes like you want to persecute them becuase of some paragraph in a book interpreted thousands of times through completely different cultures.
            3.) Why do you believe every single thing you know nothing about is obviously satanic?

            Pigs.
            1 = Because Jesus likes us better!
            2 = I don't care if they make a choice or not . . . the Holy Bible says kill them! (Read it, you may learn something!)
            3 = Because GOD tells us it is!

            (Didn't you mean pigs with lipstick?)

            PS Are you a homosexual? (I thought so)
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • Jamess
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              • Sep 2008
              • 14

              #7
              Re: You "people" are just awful.

              Originally posted by Billybob Sunday View Post
              1. Yes
              2. Because they are sick perverts
              3. I don't. There are plenty of mysteries that God has yet to reveal to me. On the other hand, I just talked to Jesus, and he says you're a dirty little sodomite who will go to straight to Hell. Not only that, but you're also on Santa's naught list.

              Yours in Christ,

              BBS
              Oh you talked to Jesus? He said I was a sodomite eh?

              You don't know me, don't jump to the conclusion that I am gay becuase I accept people for who they are, not just people that are exactly the same as me. Have fun burning in Hell.

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9383

                #8
                Re: You "people" are just awful.

                Originally posted by Jamess View Post
                No not really you dumbass. By "people" I meant that you all think you are human beings but really you are filthy abominations. This had nothing to do with evolution.
                That's not very Christ like, and you're just not giving Jesus a chance.

                Our Lord was gracious enough to give you the opportunity to be saved by directing you here and it seems you are rejecting His Grace.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Star Finder
                  Rock Worshipper
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1092

                  #9
                  Re: You "people" are just awful.

                  I am a heathen. I worship rocks and stars.

                  Even I can answer your dumb questions:

                  1.) yes. most def. burn like a taco in a 500 degree oven
                  2.) If being homosexual is a "decision" why would people be gay? - BECAUSE they like butt sex.
                  3.) Becuase they know the bible and if its not in the bible its satanic!

                  Pigs. with or without lipstick you sick preverted liberal.
                  I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                  • LIBERTYINCHRIST
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 28

                    #10
                    Re: You "people" are just awful.

                    Originally posted by Billybob Sunday View Post
                    1. Yes
                    2. Because they are sick perverts
                    3. I don't. There are plenty of mysteries that God has yet to reveal to me. On the other hand, I just talked to Jesus, and he says you're a dirty little sodomite who will go to straight to Hell. Not only that, but you're also on Santa's naughty list.

                    Yours in Christ,

                    BBS
                    billybob you ended the quote with yours in christ !! I would like to know which one [ JESUS CHRIST or the ANTICHRIST ] sounds like to me you have a lot of misunderstanding in your heart GODS people parish with lack of knowledge

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                    • Jamess
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                      • Sep 2008
                      • 14

                      #11
                      Re: You "people" are just awful.

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      That's not very Christ like, and you're just not giving Jesus a chance.

                      Our Lord was gracious enough to give you the opportunity to be saved by directing you here and it seems you are rejecting His Grace.
                      I was on another forum where somebody posted a link to this saying how horrible you people are. So I looked at it and realized he was right. How am I not giving Jesus a chance, becuase I don't hate gays like all of you?

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22826

                        #12
                        Re: You "people" are just awful.

                        Originally posted by Jamess View Post
                        No not really you dumbass. By "people" I meant that you all think you are human beings but really you are filthy abominations. This had nothing to do with evolution.
                        So, people have nothing to do with evolution... you might reach Salvation yet, son.

                        1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
                        1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.

                        Just re-read that, son - we are here to judge, and we are guided by God. His guidance is clear, homers are an abominations and should be killed. Look it up why don't you? It's an excellent introduction to Christianity and the Bible.
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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #13
                          Re: You "people" are just awful.

                          Dear JaMess,

                          Abomination is a word chosen by God to convey His disgust with buggerers. You certainly do not believe that any member of LBC would covet his neighbour's ass, do you?

                          BTW, are you a fan of gangsta rap?
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • Billybob Sunday
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 261

                            #14
                            Re: You "people" are just awful.

                            Originally posted by LIBERTYINCHRIST View Post
                            billybob you ended the quote with yours in christ !! I would like to know which one [ JESUS CHRIST or the ANTICHRIST ] sounds like to me you have a lot of misunderstanding in your heart GODS people parish with lack of knowledge
                            "parish" huh? I knew you were evil, Oklahoma-breath, and now I know why! You are a Cathylick Mary-worshipping little boy-buggerer! It all makes sense!

                            Glory to God!

                            BBS

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                            • Jamess
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 14

                              #15
                              Re: You "people" are just awful.

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              So, people have nothing to do with evolution... you might reach Salvation yet, son.

                              1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
                              1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.

                              Just re-read that, son - we are here to judge, and we are guided by God. His guidance is clear, homers are an abominations and should be killed. Look it up why don't you? It's an excellent introduction to Christianity and the Bible.
                              I never said evolution was false, there is proof. People like you should be maimed for thinking everything in a book written by followers not God is true.

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