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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

    I'm a bit concerned about this, as there seem to be a lot of them around here.

    Maybe they're preaching sound doctrine, but who can tell?


    For all we know, they could be telling people, in chili pepperese, "Come to me Pentecostal e churcho and handle esnakes and espeak-a in tongues!"


    Can we maybe sponsor some kind of legislation requiring them to provide interpreters?
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  • Adam Fag
    Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
    • Jan 2012
    • 646

    #2
    Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

    There's a joke that ends "by their fruits you will know them" so take a look where they came from.

    If you'd like to be like that - go for it.

    If not - who cares what they say?
    Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

      I never let it bother me. All these wetbacks say the same thing. "La cu-ca-ra-cha" followed by "ib-biddy-biddy-be". Dogs bark, cats screech, women cluck. A lot like the grunts of the nigra. Frankly, I am amazed such creatures can move.
      God, in His Infinite Wisdom, made all these animals to server mankind.I am happy to be able to find a use for them.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8438

        #4
        Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

        Are you sure he was a preacher? It looks more like he's offering samba classes.
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12938

          #5
          Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

          I've always suspected, though there is no way to know, the people listening don't understand what the preacher is saying anymore than I do. Maybe the preachers are just babbling nonsense and the audience is pretending it's something they understand.

          As they say, Satan works in mysterious ways.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12995

            #6
            Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            I'm a bit concerned about this, as there seem to be a lot of them around here.

            Maybe they're preaching sound doctrine, but who can tell?

            For all we know, they could be telling people, in chili pepperese, "Come to me Pentecostal e churcho and handle esnakes and espeak-a in tongues!"

            Can we maybe sponsor some kind of legislation requiring them to provide interpreters?
            Pentecostal?! In my personal experience, these people don't speak in any language, just spew some nonsensical syllables. And they shake as if they were possessed by epilepsy demons, which makes me really nervous. They will burn in for mocking Jesus.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Brother D. Thomas
              Not the sharpest crayon in the box
              Cherry picker on his way to Hell
              • Feb 2013
              • 176

              #7
              Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              I'm a bit concerned about this, as there seem to be a lot of them around here.

              Maybe they're preaching sound doctrine, but who can tell?


              For all we know, they could be telling people, in chili pepperese, "Come to me Pentecostal e churcho and handle esnakes and espeak-a in tongues!"


              Can we maybe sponsor some kind of legislation requiring them to provide interpreters?


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              Faith_Machine,

              We must not slap Jesus in the face when his inspired word stated the following, to wit: “And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.” (Mark 16:17)

              Our beloved Jesus has a plan, and who is anyone to disparage Him by making fun of anyone speaking gibberish in his name? Besides, as a true believer, I understand what these preachers are saying when they speak in tongues, because I seek from Jesus the actual interpretation of what anyone speaking in this manner actually means, praise!

              “Wherefore let him that speaketh in an unknown tongue pray that he may interpret.” (1 Corinthians 14:13)


              In the name of the hung Savior,

              Brother D. Thomas


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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

                Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                ...Besides, as a true believer, I understand what these preachers are saying...
                Bullshit. Landover and others have tested these charlatans time and again, and it's never some unknown tongue, just plain old gibberish, most often by scamming assholes perpetrating some ruse on the local uneducated, biblically-ignorant rubes (i.e. your flock).


                Landover has determined that are not Christians, and are not to be welcomed in or even invited to Freehold. Read more here: Pentecostals: Demon possessed gibberish speakers for Satan.

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                • Brother D. Thomas
                  Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                  Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                  • Feb 2013
                  • 176

                  #9
                  Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Bullshit. Landover and others have tested these charlatans time and again, and it's never some unknown tongue, just plain old gibberish, most often by scamming assholes perpetrating some ruse on the local uneducated, biblically-ignorant rubes (i.e. your flock).


                  Landover has determined that are not Christians, and are not to be welcomed in or even invited to Freehold. Read more here: Pentecostals: Demon possessed gibberish speakers for Satan.


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                  Didymus Much,

                  Isn't it just like an ATHEIST DICK to state that Jesus' inspired words are wrong when he stated the verses promoting said gibberish that you deny! WTF!

                  Did I miss the news, is the world coming to an end?


                  In the name of the hung Savior,

                  Brother D. Thomas


                  __________________________

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12995

                    #10
                    Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Bullshit. Landover and others have tested these charlatans time and again, and it's never some unknown tongue, just plain old gibberish, most often by scamming assholes perpetrating some ruse on the local uneducated, biblically-ignorant rubes (i.e. your flock).

                    Landover has determined that are not Christians, and are not to be welcomed in or even invited to Freehold. Read more here: Pentecostals: Demon possessed gibberish speakers for Satan.
                    I never cease to be amazed that you keep rejecting Jesus while at the same showing such a deep knowledge of His Word. (Unlike some people we both know who falsely claim to be Christian yet are clearly ignorant of what the Holy Bible says).

                    Thank you for linking to this enlightening sermon, it is as relevant today as it was the day it was written.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Brock Landers
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2016
                      • 75

                      #11
                      Re: How can we know what Spanish language street preachers are saying?

                      Since the preacher is speaking Messican, I assume he's spewing some sort of degenerate Popish propaganda, but I don't really care what he is saying.


                      A person who speaks in a language other than American has absolute nothing worthwhile to say, and should be ignored.

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