[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

But I quite agree with you that Freehold teens have neither the time nor the inclination to behave like frat-boys, or whatever the equivalent is for girls.

The Sisters of Landover make good points about complications that might go with a person assigned child care and "Teens on Fire for Jesus."

I'm still wondering is there is some way to compromise on a role that this young woman could play in our church.

[Basilissa]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

The Sisters of Landover make good points about complications that might go with a person assigned child care and "Teens on Fire for Jesus."

I'm still wondering is there is some way to compromise on a role that this young woman could play in our church.

Well, she can be included in the prayer circle. She can send her prayers from wherever she is without having to undergo all of the background and cavity checks necessary to enter Freehold.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

I would only consent to a cavity check if Mister Faith Machine and I will list my reasons here.

1. Mister Faith Machine is the most experienced around the under 18 group and would therefore have a gentle touch while also being thorough. Why, I would say he’s the walking version of Psalm 18:35 Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation: and thy right hand hath holden me up, and thy gentleness hath made me great.

2. Having a cavity check performed by another woman is homer-ish in nature and I can go on and on all day referencing scripture why two females should NEVER touch each other. (See entire book of Romans)

3. Faith Machine is a completely honest man and I am sure would report anything wrong that may occur. A passing mark by him would surely put doubters at ease. 1 John 3:18 My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth.

[Esther B.]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

I would only consent to a cavity check if Mister Faith Machine and I will list my reasons here.

1. Mister Faith Machine is the most experienced around the under 18 group and would therefore have a gentle touch while also being thorough. Why, I would say he’s the walking version of Psalm 18:35 Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation: and thy right hand hath holden me up, and thy gentleness hath made me great.

3. Faith Machine is a completely honest man and I am sure would report anything wrong that may occur. A passing mark by him would surely put doubters at ease. 1 John 3:18 My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth.

Maxine, please read Faith Machine's signature. There is a reason why the only thing there is a warning. You would be wise to heed it.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Yes Miss Esther I have clearly read his signature. No video/audio conversations on any digital platform has taken place between Faith Machine and I. What’s more, private messages between him and I are non-existent. We are talking in plain sight on this thread. What’s more, a meeting between us and if an inspection were to be needed of any sort performed by him, it would not take place over digital private messages or a digital audio/video session but actually in real life under the supervision of another (hopefully male) in real life. Under the words set forth in Faith Machine’s signature, no violations would take place. I don’t really understand the worry of his signature as long as it’s followed. I won’t ask WHY it’s there as I’m sure it was originally a frivolous misunderstanding but I wouldn’t dare break any rule, especially one brought by a Jimmy Swaggart. Love that man’s preaching on tv.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Not to be all Indiana Jones about it but I have a bad feeling about this.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Not to be all Indiana Jones about it but I have a bad feeling about this.

Whatever. It will be the Lord's decision and His Holy Will and (unlike Cookie) she won't be missed. I'm more worried for FaithMachine.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

And we have barely scratched the surface of the fact that expediting Sister Maxine’s entry to Freehold might flare the normally docile reactions of others who have been piffling patient because the piffling office is “backed up “.

[Basilissa]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Whatever. It will be the Lord's decision and His Holy Will and (unlike Cookie) she won't be missed. I'm more worried for FaithMachine.

Indeed. His fragile soul does not need to endure this type of temptation. Whatever would happen, it would be the girl's fault.

And we have barely scratched the surface of the fact that expediting Sister Maxine’s entry to Freehold might flare the normally docile reactions of others who have been piffling patient because the piffling office is “backed up “.

Do not despair, beloved Brother. Your application is a much higher priority than Maxine's, and if you heard some rumors about Zeke's bear tearing it all up, that's a false accusation, and those who spread such malicious rumors will not go unpunished (Proverbs 19:9). Anyway, I'm sure your application will be accepted. As soon as someone is able to retrieve it from the bear's cage.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

And we have barely scratched the surface of the fact that expediting Sister Maxine’s entry to Freehold might flare the normally docile reactions of others who have been piffling patient because the piffling office is “backed up “.

Have you found a suitable house/apartment yet, Larry dear? I can understand that the delay is discouraging, but when the time comes you won't want to delay the move, and demand is high.

(You might want to give my brother James (Allchurch) a call, as he's been talking about converting one of the family properties into rental apartments for single gentlemen.)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Have you found a suitable house/apartment yet, Larry dear? I can understand that the delay is discouraging, but when the time comes you won't want to delay the move, and demand is high.

(You might want to give my brother James (Allchurch) a call, as he's been talking about converting one of the family properties into rental apartments for single gentlemen.)

Housing for Miss Bible Reader is an issue I'm concerned about. No doubt offers will be forthcoming from Brother Faith Machine. Frankly, I think it better we make arrangements before such offers appear.

Normally, I would ask her former pastor to recommend her as being of good character and pass that along to an owner of rental property. There seems to have been something best not discussed between her pastor and herself so that is not an option.

[Basilissa]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Housing for Miss Bible Reader is an issue I'm concerned about.

Well, that's a minor point. She can stay in an abandoned outhouse, or in a hunting outpost. Bringing a potentially unsaved woman into our gated community, that's the main issue here. What if she turns out to be a harlot, and wreaks havoc by destroying Godly Christian marriages? We have just barely survived Social Construct's attempts to deconstruct our little community with his unauthorized digs in garbage bins. What if she goes through ladies' menstra huts and finds some, um, artifacts, which she should not be talking about?!

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Miss Basilissa, if I may stay with you I would gladly help out with the housework and learn from you since you seem to be a good Christian woman. The money I have on hand for this (which Mister Hold can attest is A LOT) would certainly look good in your hands to help with say tithing expenses if need be.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Max: Money is not the issue here. You cannot bribe your way into heaven and Miss Lissa is not for sale.

Something about this is of the devil and I am going to expose his lying behind in Jesus name

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School.

Sister Joanna

His voice mail was full. I tried all evening. I would actually prefer a house to an apartment but whatever works. I hope Matthew doesn’t object to your help.