Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

[Elmer G. White]

Dearest Sister in Christ,

May you serve your husband and whole children happily (with the help of your half children) on this joyous day! Your constant efforts to educate the Sinner Swarm have not gone unnoticed and I am quite sure that you'll have a relatively prestigious position in Paradise just below the men and the senior females in the infinite bosom of Christ. Next year in Heaven?

1 Peter 5:5
Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Isabella White]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

Oh, my stars! I am thrilled to learn that it's your blessed birthday, dear Sister Joanna. May you have a most pleasant day, and may the good continue to bless you and enrich your happiness on a daily basis. I've made a little cake in your honor, which should be arriving at your house shortly.

A very Happy Birthday and a blessed day to you, dear Sister Joanna,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

My friend and sister in Jesus

I asked my Heavenly Father
To bless you on this day
I asked Him to please grant you
All the things for which you pray.

He told me that He loves you
Your service brings Him joy
He said He plans to send you
A set of new twin boys.

Happiest of days my lovely friend

BrotherLarry

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

Oh, thank you for remembering, Brothers and Sisters. I am more touched than I can say.

Sister Isabella, the cake arrived in good time for afternoon tea and just imagine everyone's delight when we lifted off that silly crown thing (did you find it in a joke shop?) to find, underneath, the gorgeous bald eagle so beautifully executed in marzipan. Also, the outer frosting around the rim peeled off perfectly to reveal the Stars and Stripes underneath. I wish our patisserie chef had even half your skills.

Brother Larry, that's such a beautiful thought, though my youngest boy (a singleton, as yet unnamed) is only 6 days old. That makes 12 boys and only one girl, so we have been 92.3% blessed. We plan to work on complying with God's Holy Will at the earliest opportunity. But perhaps, as Brother Professor Dr White suggests, we will meet in Heaven long before that.

[handmaiden]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

Dear Sister Mrs. Lytton-Vasey:

Twelve boys and only one girl!? Why you have outdone Leah, herself. . .Or rather your husband has outdone Jacob. It's so nice that he didn't have to spring for the upkeep on another sister-wife and two servant girl junior wives.


Oh, and happy birthday.

[Basilissa]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

Sorry I'm late to the party, Sister Joanna. Here is a very modest cake for you:

[Joseph Seed]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

Happy Birthday Sister. if anyone is getting into the kingdom of god it will be you

Heil Hitler

[Joseph Seed]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

Oh, thank you for remembering, Brothers and Sisters. I am more touched than I can say.

Sister Isabella, the cake arrived in good time for afternoon tea and just imagine everyone's delight when we lifted off that silly crown thing (did you find it in a joke shop?) to find, underneath, the gorgeous bald eagle so beautifully executed in marzipan. Also, the outer frosting around the rim peeled off perfectly to reveal the Stars and Stripes underneath. I wish our patisserie chef had even half your skills.

Brother Larry, that's such a beautiful thought, though my youngest boy (a singleton, as yet unnamed) is only 6 days old. That makes 12 boys and only one girl, so we have been 92.3% blessed. We plan to work on complying with God's Holy Will at the earliest opportunity. But perhaps, as Brother Professor Dr White suggests, we will meet in Heaven long before that.

Good news is you now have one less year until you go to

your children will be all alone

[Basilissa]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

Happy Birthday Sister. if anyone is getting into the kingdom of god it will be you

Good news is you now have one less year until you go to

Do you suffer from split personality disorder or something?

[handmaiden]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

Do you suffer from split personality disorder or something?

I daresay Mr. Seed suffers from drunkeness, narcotics use or demon infestation.


(You know that people who are diagnosed with multiple personality disorder are either faking or possessed.)

[Basilissa]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

I daresay Mr. Seed suffers from drunkeness, narcotics use or demon infestation.


(You know that people who are diagnosed with multiple personality disorder are either faking or possessed.)

I agree with your demon infestation diagnosis, Sister. That poor soul! I will pray for him, even if it doesn't help him, it will make me feel better about myself.

[Joseph Seed]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

I agree with your demon infestation diagnosis, Sister. That poor soul! I will pray for him, even if it doesn't help him, it will make me feel better about myself.

Damn your a self righteous one arent you? from what i know of you you really do need to pat yourself on the back

[handmaiden]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

I agree with your demon infestation diagnosis, Sister. That poor soul! I will pray for him, even if it doesn't help him, it will make me feel better about myself.

Agreed. Jesus will hear your prayers and be blessed by them and bless you in return. Whether Mr. Seed will be blessed depends on whether he will allow Jesus into his heart.


It really is all on him as to whether he was for-ordained at the creation of the world to be one of God's children.

[Basilissa]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

from what i know of you you really do need to pat yourself on the back

Oh thank you, dear! Such a nice thing to say!

[Joseph Seed]

Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Lytton-Vasey

i would like to devote a birthday song to this wonderful person!

I did my time and I want out
So effusive, fade, it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo-sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your deserts, go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I'm done, it has begun, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
We throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!

There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
Venomous, insipid
I think we're done, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
We throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!
Psychosocial!

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!

Fake anti-fascist lie (Psychosocial!)
I tried to tell you but (Psychosocial!)
Your purple hearts are giving out (Psychosocial!)
Can't stop a killing idea - (Psychosocial!)
If it's hunting season (Psychosocial!)
Is this what you want? (Psychosocial!)
I'm not the only one!

And the rain will kill us all
We throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

And the rain will kill us all
We throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

The limits of the dead
The limits of the dead