That’s it! I’m leaving Georgia!

[Uncle Rutherford]

After seeing the election results ILLEGALLY tip toward’s Trump’s favor in Georgia ILLEGALLY BECAUSE TRUMP SAID SO, I am considering leaving this state if it stays on the hellbound path. Where should I move? Where can I move that is safe for a Christian such as myself? Seeking Christian asylum here.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Check out our tags "Better than America" and if anyone asks you why you're moving, see "God Hates America".

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: That’s it! I’m leaving Georgia!

After seeing the election results ILLEGALLY tip toward’s Trump’s favor in Georgia ILLEGALLY BECAUSE TRUMP SAID SO, I am considering leaving this state if it stays on the hellbound path. Where should I move? Where can I move that is safe for a Christian such as myself? Seeking Christian asylum here.

Don't move to either coast. Satan run things there. Look at states in the Middle West which President Trump has not accused of cheating in this election. Those are ones where votes were cast and counted legally. The three are North Dakota, South Dakota and Iowa. While not related to his charges of corruption, President Trump carried these by large margins.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Iowa’s always looked like a promising state. How are the abortion laws there?

[handmaiden]

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Iowa’s always looked like a promising state. How are the abortion laws there?

Abortion is only allowed when a husband is feeling insecure and makes his wife drink something nasty.

[Basilissa]

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Abortion is only allowed when a husband is feeling insecure and makes his wife drink something nasty.

Oh yes, the bitter water which is only one of the two abortion methods approved by God (the other one is splitting mother's womb in half with a sword, Hosea 13:16).

Numbers 5:12-28
12 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, If any man's wife go aside, and commit a trespass against him,
13 And a man lie with her carnally, and it be hid from the eyes of her husband, and be kept close, and she be defiled, and there be no witness against her, neither she be taken with the manner;
14 And the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be defiled: or if the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be not defiled:
15 Then shall the man bring his wife unto the priest, and he shall bring her offering for her, the tenth part of an ephah of barley meal; he shall pour no oil upon it, nor put frankincense thereon; for it is an offering of jealousy, an offering of memorial, bringing iniquity to remembrance.
16 And the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the Lord:
17 And the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel; and of the dust that is in the floor of the tabernacle the priest shall take, and put it into the water:
18 And the priest shall set the woman before the Lord, and uncover the woman's head, and put the offering of memorial in her hands, which is the jealousy offering: and the priest shall have in his hand the bitter water that causeth the curse:
19 And the priest shall charge her by an oath, and say unto the woman, If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness with another instead of thy husband, be thou free from this bitter water that causeth the curse:
20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband:
21 Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The Lord make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the Lord doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell;
22 And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen.
23 And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water:
24 And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter.
25 Then the priest shall take the jealousy offering out of the woman's hand, and shall wave the offering before the Lord, and offer it upon the altar:
26 And the priest shall take an handful of the offering, even the memorial thereof, and burn it upon the altar, and afterward shall cause the woman to drink the water.
27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.
28 And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Sounds like my kind of state. I don’t plan on having any abortions (why would I?). Iowa it is.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Iowa it is.

I'm just wondering why you don't go back to your own country?

[Uncle Rutherford]

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I'm just wondering why you don't go back to your own country?

Well I do have a birth certificate certifying that I was born at University Hospital in Augusta Georgia. I don’t rightly know my parents’ birthplaces as I was fostered by my parents Mama and Papa Rutherford, no relation. My birth parents ended up in prison for their foolish and stupid Nigra reasons. I sure as hell don’t want to end up in a shithole country. Is it possible if I move to Iowa I could work for you by shinin your shoes every mornin’, fixin things that need fixin’? I have been told I would make a great farm hand on the cotton fields if that is something that needs tendin’ for an upstanding intelligent White Christian male such as yourself.

[handmaiden]

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You know who really needs to leave Georgia, don't you?

That high-falutin' Stacey Abrams, that's who. She has been stirring up trouble in Georgia and needs to head over to California where the Lord can shift a tectonic plate on her large behind. (I didn't say "big black ass" because I don't talk like that and we all know what color her buttocks are anyway.)


And what is with a surname like "Abrams" anyway? Sound Semitic to me. And "Stacey" just sounds painfully White, like she's trying to pass. That woman is the reason that Georgia is turning its back on its fine, Confederate roots.


We need to keep an eye on that woman.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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It probably makes sense to leave Georgia and move to absolutely any state where they finish counting the votes once before deciding they need to count them again.

[Unfalsifiable]

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I always suspected this state; it shares a name with some dusty communist European country where the mass murderer Stalin came from.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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I’ve put in an application for housing in Freehold. I understand there’s a lot of applications sent in already from other folk but as Ecclesiastes 7:8 teaches us, patience makes a better man. Better is the end of a thing than the beginning thereof: and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit. As someone who looks up to the kindest, whitest, smartest, most spiritual people in America, I have no reason to doubt that their application process has any suspect or illegal activities. I did see there’s a nice little run down shack on the outskirts down there!

[Basilissa]

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I’ve put in an application for housing in Freehold. I understand there’s a lot of applications sent in already from other folk but as Ecclesiastes 7:8 teaches us, patience makes a better man. Better is the end of a thing than the beginning thereof: and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit. As someone who looks up to the kindest, whitest, smartest, most spiritual people in America, I have no reason to doubt that their application process has any suspect or illegal activities. I did see there’s a nice little run down shack on the outskirts down there!

Brother, as you are from Georgia, I believe you will find Iowa to be a pleasant place to be, well, maybe except for the winter months (roughly October/November through May).

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I’ve put in an application for housing in Freehold. I understand there’s a lot of applications sent in already from other folk but as Ecclesiastes 7:8 teaches us, patience makes a better man. Better is the end of a thing than the beginning thereof: and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit. As someone who looks up to the kindest, whitest, smartest, most spiritual people in America, I have no reason to doubt that their application process has any suspect or illegal activities. I did see there’s a nice little run down shack on the outskirts down there!

Mr. Rutherford, I think you will find some houses in your price range. But, you will need to come aware of our special city. Every house has a green lawn in the front. We discourage flowers and such as residents have been found to be a bit creative and individualistic. We in Freehold believe that if our city looks exactly the same from one border to another our citizens will think alike as well. That is the goal.