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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #16
    Re: You people on here cant be real?

    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
    How can these "baptist professors" teach a Bible that has been edited as to no longer require the proper baptism?
    I assume that they have tenure and make it up as they go along, like the catlix make up dogma.
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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #17
      Re: You people on here cant be real?

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      I assume that they have tenure and make it up as they go along, like the catlix make up dogma.
      Either that, or Falso just caught "SampsonsBrother" in a lie.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #18
        Re: You people on here cant be real?

        "Tommy the Wop"

        So, Tommy, you are 'into' that DOO-Wop?

        Well, you better cut it out. Happy music is Of Satan

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #19
          Re: You people on here cant be real?

          Samson'sBrother, I'm reviewing the MBI website, and I do like some of what I see:

          To maintain continuity and consistency with its heritage, Moody Bible Institute requires all faculty and administration to agree with, personally adhere to, and support the school's doctrinal statements. These distinctives identify what is believed and taught in our classes. The school recognizes, however, that its specific theological positions do not define orthodoxy for the whole of the body of Christ. For this reason, Moody Bible Institute accepts students from other theological traditions within conservative evangelicalism. However, to be admitted and to graduate students must personally adhere to and support the following doctrinal positions:
          • the inspiration, authority, and inerrancy of Scripture
          • the Trinity
          • the full deity and full humanity of Christ
          • the creation of the human race in the image of God
          • the spiritual lostness of the human race
          • the substitutionary atonement and bodily resurrection of Christ
          • salvation by grace through faith alone in Christ alone
          • the physical and imminent return of Christ
          • the eternal reward of the righteous and the eternal judgment of the lost
          Do you fully believe these things?

          If so, and if Scripture is inerrant, how can you (and your professors) support a perVersion which omits entire verses, changing the meaning of the text?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Brother Lindh
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2007
            • 130

            #20
            Re: You people on here cant be real?

            [quote=Juliette;243003]Tommy The Wop? What kind of homer-name is that?

            Why don't you go to the introduction forum first and introduce yourself properly my lady?

            But Ontopic.

            Us not real? Baby Jesus will make you suffer for this.

            Baby Jesus isn't the only one that will make you suffer.

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