Terrible Bible inconsestency!!!

[Fandago]

Let's see from our beloved KJV edition:

John 4:5

Then cometh he to a city of Samaria, which is called Sychar, near to the parcel of ground that Jacob gave to his son Joseph.

Luke 3:23

Now Jesus himself was about thirty years old when he began his ministry. He was the son, so it was thought, of Joseph, the son of Heli,

So, Joseph had 2 fathers Jacob AND Heli???

An other example:

John 1:18

No man hath seen God at any time, the only begotten Son, which is in the bosom of the Father, he hath declared him.

Genesis 32:30

And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.

So, what the Bible implies is that Jacob was Mr No Man??Weird

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Take a look at THIS thread, heathen.

You have no possibility of comprehending the Holy Bible, because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Fandago]

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I don't judge it. It's all there can't you see? And it's from you KJV edition the real God Bible as you believe.

[Fandago]

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And an other example(Jesus Christ there are hundreds if not thousands of inconsestencies!):

Ezekiel 18:20

The soul that sinneth, it shall die. The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: the righteousness of the righteous shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him.

Exodus 20:5

Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

So, that raises a question. If I sin will my children suffer the punishment of God or not? As you can see the Bible fails to give an answer

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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It's not God's fault you've allowed Satan to confuse you. The fact that you didn't know that Joseph, husband of Mary is not the same Joseph who was the son of Jacob and wore the famous multi-colored coat shows just how bewildered you are by simple scripture.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Now you see why I rejected your friend request, Fandango. You are nothing but a God mocking atheist. There are no contradictions in the King James Bible.

Of course you would know already this, if your God-mocking abilities extended beyond believing everything you read on atheist websites and regurgitating it on Christian sites.

So, Joseph had 2 fathers Jacob AND Heli???

According to Deuteronomy 25:5-6, when a man dies childless, his widow is legally bound to marry his closest male relative. The deceased male is the legal father, but the living relative is the biological father.

We aren't told which is which, but one of these men (Jacob and Heli) was Joseph's biological father, and the other was his legal father.

So, what the Bible implies is that Jacob was Mr No Man??Weird

The LORD can appear in many forms, such as a burning bush, the appearance of a man, or a pillar of cloud and fire, but no man can see the LORD in His true form. The closest that any man has ever come to seeing the LORD in his true form was Moses in Exodus 33, but even then all Moses could see and live to tell the tale was the LORD's backside.

Please read this passage, as it explains the difference:

1Tim 6:15 Which in his times he shall shew, who is the blessed and only Potentate, the King of kings, and Lord of lords;
1Tim 6:16 ho only hath immortality, dwelling in the light which no man can approach unto; whom no man hath seen, nor can see: to whom be honour and power everlasting. Amen.

If you can find me a passage that says that someone has approached the Lord's unapproachable light, then I will agree that you have found a contradiction.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Fandago]

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I just found my favorite verse!!!


Proverbs 14:15

The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well to his going.

Have I finally found the right path?


And what about Ezekiel 18:20 and Exodus 20:5

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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And an other example(Jesus Christ there are hundreds if not thousands of inconsestencies!):

There are NO inconsistencies in the King James Bibles, and your continued insistence that I do your research for you is growing tiresome.

Note where I added emphasis:

Ezek 18:20 The soul that sinneth, it shall die. The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: the righteousness of the righteous shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him.
Exod 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

So, that raises a question. If I sin will my children suffer the punishment of God or not?

No, but your grand children and great-grandchildren will (third and fourth generation).

As you can see the Bible fails to give an answer

All I see is that you failed to comprehend what you read.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I was going to explain this to you but that is a waste of my time. If I expended my experience and wisdom on you, it would be as casting pearls before swine.

Would you, after my explanation, say, "Oh Mr Bathfire, Sir, I realize that I have been stupid and a sinner all my life and that I will accept, without fear, other than of God, the faith that Landover so perfectly teaches."? NO YOU WOULD NOT! You would forget everything, not be really bothered and go searching the Intertubes to find more trolling material.*

You are a God Mocker. You have no Faith. I doubt you will ever have.

Look, I have to go out to discuss plans for the Landover Witch Hunt. Whilst I'm away, look at this site. It is not good as something I would have written but it will give you the idea.

Basically, no one has seen God, God is Spirit, God takes various forms. God is Invisible and protected by a blinding light - simple enough eh?

Idiot Child!

*I started this off before the above posts, and Lo and Behold, you did go off looking for more trolling material - how predictable!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I just found my favorite verse!!!

That is a good verse for you.

Prov 14:15 The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well to his going.

You seem to believe every word of man, but none of the Word of God. I believe none of the word of man (atheism, evolution, paganism, etc.). I only believe the Word of God. SHOUT GLORY!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Fandago]

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Also, what I posted says that Jacob had seen the Lord Face To Face!In Genesis 18 Abraham had dinner with the Lord. In Numbers 12:5-12 Abraham and Miriam see the Lord.

[Fandago]

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The Bible sais "unto" the third and forth generation wich means either "to" or "until". It isn't clarified wich of the 2 meanings is being used

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Also, what I posted says that Jacob had seen the Lord Face To Face!In Genesis 18 Abraham had dinner with the Lord. In Numbers 12:5-12 Abraham and Miriam see the Lord.

I don't see anything about unapproachable light. In those verses, in what form did the Lord appear? Obviously not His true form, because otherwise Abraham and Miriam would have been dead.

The Bible sais "unto" the third and forth generation wich means either "to" or "until". It isn't clarified wich of the 2 meanings is being used

"To", obviously, because otherwise there would be a contradiction in God's Holy Word. The meaning is clarified by the supposed "contradictory" verse you posted along with it.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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The Bible sais "unto" the third and forth generation wich means either "to" or "until". It isn't clarified wich of the 2 meanings is being used

What kind of a pervert name is Fandango? It looks like a combination of Fag and Dago. Are you some kind of Italian queer son?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What kind of a pervert name is Fandango? It looks like a combination of Fag and Dago. Are you some kind of Italian queer son?

Plus he can't even spell the word "inconsistency."