[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

Jesus, loves, was just like any other teen boy with raging hormones and all. I'm sure he "experimented" too. This does pose a question, loves. Why would the almighty Creator of all things have to come into the world in a baby's body? Wouldn't you think he would just twitch his nose or something and whalla God almighty would simply be among us? God's not as cool as Samantha. I really question the idea that the MAN Jesus was God incarnate, loves. That concept is NOTHING different than the concepts surrounding the ancient Greek and Roman gods! Their gods incarnated too just like this Jesus! I find it absolutely REMARKABLE that Jesus has so MUCH in COMMON with the ancient "pagan" gods. Don't you my lovelies???

Chow,
Twink

Jesus was just a little punk like all the other kids. And the church had to hide it to keep these crazy crackers from questioning the actions of their God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

Jesus was just a little punk like all the other kids. And the church had to hide it to keep these crazy crackers from questioning the actions of their God.

Jesus was perfect in every way, you raging imbecile.

Luke 18:19 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? none is good, save one, that is, God.

Don't try and drag Jesus down into the gutter where you live.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

Jesus was just a little punk like all the other kids. And the church had to hide it to keep these crazy crackers from questioning the actions of their God.

Jesus hates rebeliousness children, and He always have, being God, He has never changed, so He could never have been one.
Because He doesn't change.

Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders?
For they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother:
And, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
Matthew 15:2-4

As you can see, God feels strongly about this.
Children who refuses to honour their parents should be killed.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

As you can see, God feels strongly about this.
Children who refuses to honour their parents should be killed.

What if said kids parents were psychotic?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

What if said kids parents were psychotic?

How is that an excuse?

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

How is that an excuse?

Say a kids were True Christians. But they were psychotic. And they told said kid to kill another True Christian in their honour. Either way, that'd break the commandments.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

What if said kids parents were psychotic?

Then an exorcism would be called for. Not one of those namby pamby exorcisms like the devil-loving papists subscribe to as seen in such Hollyweird films like "The Exorcist". No, I'm talking about a True Christian, real, loving, and painful exorcism that drives the demons out!

As for Jesus as a teen, it's none of our business, but I guarantee you he would have been a strapping young man, full of vim and vigour. Firm of muscle, but not so firm has to contribute to unnatural desires. He would have had clean, closely cropped hair and would have been cleanly shaven, not like the effeminate hippy seen in most blasphemous, idolatrous pictures painted by the Unsaved.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

Say a kids were True Christians. But they were psychotic. And they told said kid to kill another True Christian in their honour. Either way, that'd break the commandments.

First, please try to write in proper American so we may understand you. God cares about grammar -- how else could we understand His Word? -- and so do we.

Translated into something sensible:

Two of the Ten Commandments are: Thou shalt not kill, and thou shalt honor thy father and mother.

Suppose my emotionally-unstable, homicidally-inclined parents tell me to kill someone in their honor. Whether I obey or not, I will break a commandment. So how can I respond to such a bizarre and unrealistic hypothetical situation without incurring the wrath of the Almighty?

In this situation, the problem is a misunderstanding of the word "honor". Honoring your parents does not mean blindly obeying them. To honor someone is to show respect.

You can respectfully decline to obey your murderous parents, and even have them committed to an asylum if that is what circumstances require. Treating them with respect and unconditionally obeying them are two different things.

Jesus didn't obey His mother all the time. He also told people to leave their parents behind if they wished to follow Him; he didn't say to ask permission first! His orders are of greater importance than those of the parents!

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

First, please try to write in proper American so we may understand you. God cares about grammar -- how else could we understand His Word? -- and so do we.

Translated into something sensible:

Two of the Ten Commandments are: Thou shalt not kill, and thou shalt honor thy father and mother.

Suppose my emotionally-unstable, homicidally-inclined parents tell me to kill someone in their honor. Whether I obey or not, I will break a commandment. So how can I respond to such a bizarre and unrealistic hypothetical situation without incurring the wrath of the Almighty?

In this situation, the problem is a misunderstanding of the word "honor". Honoring your parents does not mean blindly obeying them. To honor someone is to show respect.

You can respectfully decline to obey your murderous parents, and even have them committed to an asylum if that is what circumstances require. Treating them with respect and unconditionally obeying them are two different things.

Jesus didn't obey His mother all the time. He also told people to leave their parents behind if they wished to follow Him; he didn't say to ask permission first! His orders are of greater importance than those of the parents!

And by declining to acquiesce the request of said homicidal parents, you are ultimately commiting suicide. You know said parents will kill you if you don't comply by commiting a heinous crime. And by sending them to an asylum, you would be disrespecting them. Disrespect in the eyes of the beholders. So the question now is: Where do you draw the line with respect.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

Disrespect in the eyes of the beholders. So the question now is: Where do you draw the line with respect.

And GOD beholds everything you do. You draw the line where God tells you to draw the line, or you wind up in Hell. Comprende?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

And by declining to acquiesce the request of said homicidal parents, you are ultimately commiting suicide. You know said parents will kill you if you don't comply by commiting a heinous crime. And by sending them to an asylum, you would be disrespecting them. Disrespect in the eyes of the beholders. So the question now is: Where do you draw the line with respect.

I can see you're an idiot.

Let us know when you acquire a functioning brain, so we may actually discuss something or other, instead of you spouting imbecilic "what ifs".

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

And GOD beholds everything you do. You draw the line where God tells you to draw the line, or you wind up in Hell. Comprende?

But God doesn't draw that particular line.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

But God doesn't draw that particular line.

God says to follow the laws of your country.

The laws of your country state that homicidally insane people are to be committed. There's your line. Drawn.

Committing someone who is mentally ill and likely to harm himself or others is not disrespectful, it is both obeying the law and doing what needs to be done to protect the insane person and those around him. Hard to do emotionally, perhaps. But ultimately far more respectful than leaving the person to wallow in his own filth, clown makeup, and someone else's blood, as he pretends to be Michael Myers.

Now, stop playing the fool. (At least, I HOPE you're playing. Surely nobody can be this obtuse.) Your imbecilic loophole-hunting serves no useful purpose.

What is your goal in being here? To be disruptive? To demonstrate to all present that you're an idiot, as incapable of intelligent conversation as your little friends? If those are your goals, you're successful.

If you're trying to accomplish something else, let us know. Perhaps we can guide you to a more productive end. What you're doing right now ain't working, kid.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

God says to follow the laws of your country.

The laws of your country state that homicidally insane people are to be committed. There's your line. Drawn.

Committing someone who is mentally ill and likely to harm himself or others is not disrespectful, it is both obeying the law and doing what needs to be done to protect the insane person and those around him. Hard to do emotionally, perhaps. But ultimately far more respectful than leaving the person to wallow in his own filth, clown makeup, and someone else's blood, as he pretends to be Michael Myers.

Actually, that's what I'm looking for. Something that actually makes sense. Other than the fact that some of the people on here have said (repeatedly...) that they only worship God's rules. Not the countries. And that God has the supreme say on things and so on...

I just wanted to here your opinion.

Now, stop playing the fool. (At least, I HOPE you're playing. Surely nobody can be this obtuse.) Your imbecilic loophole-hunting serves no useful purpose.

What is your goal in being here? To be disruptive? To demonstrate to all present that you're an idiot, as incapable of intelligent conversation as your little friends? If those are your goals, you're successful.

If you're trying to accomplish something else, let us know. Perhaps we can guide you to a more productive end. What you're doing right now ain't working, kid.

I am not looking for loopholes in Christianity. I could easily point out dilemmas in the organized religion basis and its toll on the average American family. But that's a psychological analysis that has nothing to do with the actual religion but more on the social differences as well as the corrupt belief structure of the human mind. Because let's face it, a belief is hard to change. Especially one so long practiced.

I've never studied Christianity before. And to prove the Bible wrong would take years of studying which I'm not willing to do. So I'm not here to be corrupting. Leave that to Clown. I'm here to see your way of cerebration for myself.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Teenage Jesus.

Then an exorcism would be called for. Not one of those namby pamby exorcisms like the devil-loving papists subscribe to as seen in such Hollyweird films like "The Exorcist". No, I'm talking about a True Christian, real, loving, and painful exorcism that drives the demons out!

I'm talking about a cerebral diagnosis, not a spiritual dispute.