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  • Born Again Kev
    Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
    Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 45

    #31
    Re: Teenage Jesus.

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    God says to follow the laws of your country.

    Well, I guess that puts an end to the goth-hunt, eh?

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    • Born Again Kev
      Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
      Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 45

      #32
      Re: Teenage Jesus.

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      And GOD beholds everything you do. You draw the line where God tells you to draw the line, or you wind up in Hell. Comprende?
      Is that Spanish?!? I thought American (English) was the only language God speaks. Is this not so?

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #33
        Re: Teenage Jesus.

        Originally posted by Myers View Post
        I'm talking about a cerebral diagnosis, not a spiritual dispute.
        There are no "mental diseases", there is only Satan and his demons trying everything they can to keep souls from finding God.
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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        • Born Again Kev
          Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
          Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 45

          #34
          Re: Teenage Jesus.

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          There are no "mental diseases", there is only Satan and his demons trying everything they can to keep souls from finding God.
          No, mental diseases are far from fiction. I'm currently studying the brains of zebra fish at my school to determine the causes of autism. You should look into neurology, you'd learn a lot about the human mind. It's quite fascinating.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #35
            Re: Teenage Jesus.

            Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
            No, mental diseases are far from fiction. I'm currently studying the brains of zebra fish at my school to determine the causes of autism. You should look into neurology, you'd learn a lot about the human mind. It's quite fascinating.
            You study the brains of fish to learn about the brains of men who were created quite separately by God in His image? You must be an evilutionist. If you ever get free of the shackles of Lucifer's lies, then maybe you can see the truth.
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            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
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            • Born Again Kev
              Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
              Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 45

              #36
              Re: Teenage Jesus.

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              You study the brains of fish to learn about the brains of men who were created quite separately by God in His image? You must be an evilutionist. If you ever get free of the shackles of Lucifer's lies, then maybe you can see the truth.
              I do believe in Evolution, but that's not very relevant at this point. Look at a fish brain, and look at a human brain. They both look alike. They both perform the same tasks. They both can develop autism. Evolution or Creation, they're still both brains and they still can be used to expand our current knowledge. If you'd prefer we experiment on human brains, well for one, it's a tad tricky to obtain cadavers, and it's not exactly ethical to experiment on a human brain on this scale whether it be alive or dead. Pastor Al dislikes scientific experimentation on humans as I recall.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #37
                Re: Teenage Jesus.

                Fish and human brains don't look alike at all! Fish brains are very tiny, and human brains are quite large and created in God's image. Your Satanic trickery won't work on me, evilutionist. We are done here!
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Born Again Kev
                  Unsaved Angst-Ridden Trash
                  Corinth or whatever his name is sneaking in again under another name for the umpteenth time.
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 45

                  #38
                  Re: Teenage Jesus.

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  Fish and human brains don't look alike at all! Fish brains are very tiny, and human brains are quite large and created in God's image. Your Satanic trickery won't work on me, evilutionist. We are done here!
                  Look here

                  a a Now both of those are different sizes. One is a small "a" and the other is a large "a". If you tell me they don't look alike, I strongly recommend that you visit an optometrist and get some glasses.

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #39
                    Re: Teenage Jesus.

                    Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                    Look here

                    a a Now both of those are different sizes. One is a small "a" and the other is a large "a". If you tell me they don't look alike, I strongly recommend that you visit an optometrist and get some glasses.
                    I strongly suggest you stay out of prison and away from priests or you'll find out how that little 'a' gets to be a big one.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Born Again Kev View Post
                      Well, I guess that puts an end to the goth-hunt, eh?
                      It's a witch-hunt, and hunting witches is legal in Freehold.

                      Silly Kev.

                      Originally posted by Born Again in Satan Kev View Post
                      I do believe in Evolution
                      So you admit that you don't believe God's Word.

                      Perhaps we should change your username to UnSaved Trash Kev.

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #41
                        Re: Teenage Jesus.

                        Originally posted by Myers View Post
                        But God doesn't draw that particular line.
                        Let me explain something to you.

                        FACT: GOD IS GOING TO KILL YOU and everyone else.

                        FACT: If you have followed His commandments faithfully, He MAY not toss you into HELL for eternity.

                        FACT: If, however, you ignore Him and fail to accept His love, you are damned and doomed.

                        If I were you, and I'm VERY glad I'm not, I would hit the floor so hard my kneecaps crack and get to praying.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Mom
                          Unsaved Trash
                          Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 115

                          #42
                          Re: Teenage Jesus.

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          You study the brains of fish to learn about the brains of men who were created quite separately by God in His image? You must be an evilutionist. If you ever get free of the shackles of Lucifer's lies, then maybe you can see the truth.
                          Well I've studied human cerebrums and found that there are nuerological problems, not demons...

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #43
                            Re: Teenage Jesus.

                            Originally posted by Myers View Post
                            Well I've studied human cerebrums and found that there are nuerological problems, not demons...
                            I am sure we have a diagnostic photo which disproves you. I will look for it later if no one posts it.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • Mom
                              Unsaved Trash
                              Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 115

                              #44
                              Re: Teenage Jesus.

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              I am sure we have a diagnostic photo which disproves you. I will look for it later if no one posts it.
                              Have you ever heard of photoshop? That entire picture could be synthetic.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #45
                                Re: Teenage Jesus.

                                Originally posted by Myers View Post
                                Have you ever heard of photoshop? That entire picture could be synthetic.
                                Are you suggesting Pastor Al would lie?

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