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What other denominations can go to heaven other than greasy deep-fried Southern Baptists(TM)?
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Only True Christians™ go to Heaven, the rest will rot in hell.Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
What "demoninatons" they are, it will not matter to Jesus.
The Lord knows His own.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Elaborate on what True Christians™ are.Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostComment
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True Christians™ are the Saved™ who follow every word of the Unalterable and Infallible, Complete and Perfect Word of God, as dictated to King James' scribes in 1611. KJV1611 for short.Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
It's available online if you're financially challenged, or at any decent bookstore of the variety which does NOT carry anything labeled "personal lubricant" or "video head cleaner".
The vast majority of True Christians™ are members of God's Favorite Church, Landover Baptist. However, I believe it is possible to be a True Christian™ without being a member of LBC, provided you follow ALL of the KJV1611. After all, some folks in primitive and uncivilized parts of the world, like Africa, or Antarctica, or Canada, may not have access to the Internet and not even know that LBC can provide simulcast services online!
Some reading of threads on various topics here should help you understand how important ALL parts of the KJV1611 are to True Christianity™; True Christians™ follow ALL of the Bible, not just the parts we like best!
Those who pick and choose the parts they like are referred to as False Christians or "salad bar Christians". Many of these are also Hippie Christians, who believe that God is some manner of stoner sitting in tie-dyed robes and loving everyone, with the gates to Heaven wide open for all comers. Not according to the Bible!
I hope this helps you begin to understand. I'm sure the Pastors can add further details to aid you in your quest for salvation!Comment
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My response to the title of your topic was "are wrong".Comment
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Although you are a homersexural, and therefore a spawn of satan, I will express the love of Christ and share with you our beliefs. I pray that God rips the scales from your eyes, or that you die a horribly painful death from AIDS. Praise Jesus!!Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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"Greasy deep friend Southern Baptist"? You disrespectful little HOMER STREET URCHIN!! REPENT right now! I agree with Pastor Ezekiel who said, "I pray that God rips the scales from your eyes, or that you die a horribly painful death from AIDS. Praise Jesus!!" AIDS is the SCORGE of GOD upon the HEATHEN SODOMITES! It is GOD'S CURSE and I pray you get it (or maybe God's justified disease AIDS is already in you and you just don't know it yet)....snicker, snicker.....Originally posted by demoncrat View PostEvangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"Comment
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What makes you think those touchy feely liberals are getting into Heaven friend?Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven;
But he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 7:21
Could you do that, demoncrat, could you do the work of the Lord?
Could you kill a heathen witch for the Lord?
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18
Could you hate your vile family, and yourself?
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters,
Yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Luke 14:26
These are just a few examples, but you get the idea.
Jesus is a God with high demands on His worshippers, He has strict, eternal rules set out for us all.
If you will not follow them, you will not enter Heaven, but burn in hell.
It is as simple as that.
True Christians are those who do all of those, and more.
We follow all the commandments the Lord Jesus has set to rule us until the very day of Armageddon.
If you cannot accept Jesus like we have, then you cannot enter Heaven.
Jesus cannot allow any sin into Paradise, and so you have doomed yourself to hell.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Calm down old man, don't aggravate your Coronary Artery Disease from all that Southern Baptist cooking.Originally posted by Brother Love View Post
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Fiend,Originally posted by demoncrat View PostCalm down old man, don't aggravate your Coronary Artery Disease from all that Southern Baptist cooking.
Must you insult us by calling us "Southern Baptists"? We are simply TRUE Christian Baptists. Southern Baptists, while superficially close, are heretics and will burn in Hell when Jesus returns.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
That comment coming from a Clans Man? White Power? From what it sounds like, anyone who hasn't drank the coolaid from this church will burn in the lake of fire.Comment
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I believe you mean "Klansman", which Bobby-Joe is not. His avatar, if memory serves, is a portrait of his dear great-granddad!Originally posted by OPCjustin View Post
Tell me, OPC: Who, besides YOU, said anything about "White Power"? Please stop projecting your racism onto our brother B-J.
And I believe you mean Kool-Aid. It's a brand name, easily found in stores and online:
Finally, anyone who does not follow the ENTIRE Bible -- not just the bits and pieces they like -- will indeed burn in the Lake of Fire.
Some folks in backward, undeveloped places like Rwanda or Canada might not have Internet access or know about LBC; however, Bibles are available all over the world. You can help donate Bibles to persecuted Christians at this site: www.thebiblesite.orgComment
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I use to be Jade. Which is a simular to the Baptist faith but is a break off of the Buddist faith in India. However, I now have lived in the US for 10 years and exploring other faiths.Comment
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Explore? There is only True Christianity™ and Satan worship. What's there to explore?Originally posted by dukka View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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