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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: A Women's Forum

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Easy. Get a man to do it.
    Any "man" who would stoop to do women's work isn't a man Rachael.

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #32
      Re: A Women's Forum

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Any "man" who would stoop to do women's work isn't a man Rachael.
      Oh, there are ways to ensure a man's co-operation, BJ.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #33
        Re: A Women's Forum

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Oh, there are ways to ensure a man's co-operation, BJ.
        Your little voodoo dolls won't work on True Christian menfolk, witch!

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        • WickedWitch
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          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #34
          Re: A Women's Forum

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Easy. Get a man to do it.
          (Psst, Rachael, I don't think that's quite what he had in mind.)
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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #35
            Re: A Women's Forum

            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
            Your little voodoo dolls won't work on True Christian menfolk, witch!
            Oh, that isn't quite what I had in mind OYK. No....there is an easier form of persuasion.

            (Psst, Rachael, I don't think that's quite what he had in mind.)
            Lol, I know, but fancy his idea, honestly, thinking that I'm going to touch that horrid brush when it isn't my turn for that chore.
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            • WickedWitch
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              • Jan 2007
              • 1366

              #36
              Re: A Women's Forum

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Oh, that isn't quite what I had in mind OYK. No....there is an easier form of persuasion.


              Lol, I know, but fancy his idea, honestly, thinking that I'm going to touch that horrid brush when it isn't my turn for that chore.
              The silly man - he obviously doesn't know that tonight's your night to do dishes, not toilets! *Rolls her eyes*
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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2025
                • 15118

                #37
                Re: A Women's Forum

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post



                The silly man - he obviously doesn't know that tonight's your night to do dishes, not toilets! *Rolls her eyes*
                Will you two Lezbeens stop flirting with each other and fetch your men a Beer??

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #38
                  Re: A Women's Forum

                  Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                  Will you two Lezbeens stop flirting with each other and fetch your men a Beer??
                  Yes! Excellent post. Now go fetch me one as well.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #39
                    Re: A Women's Forum

                    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                    I also meant a nicer one.

                    The silly man - he obviously doesn't know that tonight's your night to do dishes, not toilets! *Rolls her eyes*

                    Damn straight.

                    Will you two Lezbeens stop flirting with each other and fetch your men a Beer??
                    Well, seeing as I'm at work, I do think that while my husband would appreciate the gesture, he wouldn't think it was the greatest idea in the world to put my job on the line to get him a beer.

                    And when did Alie and I become lesbians? Alie? Are you aware when this development occured? I had no idea we felt that way!

                    Yes! Excellent post. Now go fetch me one as well.
                    Of course, dearest Pastor Al, I'll call Ching Lee and tell her to fix one for you just the way you like it. Extra psyllium husk, right?
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2025
                      • 15118

                      #40
                      Re: A Women's Forum

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      Yes! Excellent post. Now go fetch me one as well.
                      Right away Pastor. Would you like me to roll you a fresh Havana between my thighs at the same time?

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #41
                        Re: A Women's Forum

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Lol, I know, but fancy his idea, honestly, thinking that I'm going to touch that horrid brush when it isn't my turn for that chore.
                        Look, this isn't summer camp where you all take turns scrubbing out the latrines. When a Man does you the favor of taking you as His property, then that means you have to work hard, 24/7, for the rest of your life, to repay His kindness. It is your place as a woman, according to the highest authority there is, GOD ALMIGHTY, to serve and be subjugated by your Husband. He is the High Priest of your household, and you are to serve and obey Him as if He were our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Got it?

                        Ephesians 5:22-24
                        Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the Saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

                        Colossians 3:18
                        Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.


                        Now go fetch me a sandwich, woman!
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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #42
                          Re: A Women's Forum

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          And when did Alie and I become lesbians? Alie? Are you aware when this development occured? I had no idea we felt that way!
                          Nor I! Good Heavens, you'd think we'd at least have been informed beforehand!

                          Of course, dearest Pastor Al, I'll call Ching Lee and tell her to fix one for you just the way you like it. Extra psyllium husk, right?
                          You may want to tell Ching Lee and have her buy some Depends!
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #43
                            Re: A Women's Forum

                            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                            Nor I! Good Heavens, you'd think we'd at least have been informed beforehand!

                            Exactly. Now what are we supposed to do?

                            You may want to tell Ching Lee and have her buy some Depends!

                            I hope you're proud of the resulting images that came into my head but let's just say I must scrub my brain and hope that I never see that image again, ever.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • WickedWitch
                              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1366

                              #44
                              Re: A Women's Forum

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Exactly. Now what are we supposed to do?
                              *Shrugs* I dunno, never been gay before!


                              I hope you're proud of the resulting images that came into my head but let's just say I must scrub my brain and hope that I never see that image again, ever.
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729

                                #45
                                Re: A Women's Forum

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                                I hope you're proud of the resulting images that came into my head but let's just say I must scrub my brain and hope that I never see that image again, ever.
                                So you will FINALLY put the toilet brush to use?

                                About time!

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