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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #91
    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    This is NSFW for decent people. That is one of the most disgusting abominations I have ever set my gentle eyes upon. That is proof there is a God as according to the Darwinistas, a monster like that could never survive and would die off.

    Why must God test me in this manner?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #92
      Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

      Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
      Really? Your name sounds like ASS BURGERS and you think "Hey, let's call these retards ASS BURGERS instead of retards!"
      Ass Burgers is the correct name right; I mean RIGHT??

      Now I'm reading this thread and people are calling it Asperger's Syndrome?!?! and the problem is in your head.

      Which one is it?

      If the correct version is Aspergers and not "Ass Burgers" I've just wasted the last three years sticking a 3 inch pair of tweesers up my butt grabbing any piece of flesh that feels unnatural and not in line with the smooth feeling of a colon.

      I've been saving all these little pieces of flesh wrapped in tissue and tucked away in my freezer. Must be about three hundred of them.

      They really stink when they get thawed out.

      Any doctor I've brought them to throws me out of their office as soon as I open the jar that contains them. Can somebody please help me before I reach my throat? This is important.

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      • Hannah Davis
        Rita's latest sock puppet.
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2012
        • 62

        #93
        Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        Ass Burgers is the correct name right; I mean RIGHT??

        Now I'm reading this thread and people are calling it Asperger's Syndrome?!?! and the problem is in your head.

        Which one is it?

        If the correct version is Aspergers and not "Ass Burgers" I've just wasted the last three years sticking a 3 inch pair of tweesers up my butt grabbing any piece of flesh that feels unnatural and not in line with the smooth feeling of a colon.

        I've been saving all these little pieces of flesh wrapped in tissue and tucked away in my freezer. Must be about three hundred of them.

        They really stink when they get thawed out.

        Any doctor I've brought them to throws me out of their office as soon as I open the jar that contains them. Can somebody please help me before I reach my throat? This is important.
        The real name is Asperger's. From what I've heard about it, it makes kids anti-social. A lot of the boys are queers as well. Disturbing little soulless demons! Headed for hell, the lot of them!
        1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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        • Bag of bad creepers
          Unsaved trash, dot-headed demon worshiper
          • Aug 2012
          • 77

          #94
          Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

          Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
          If you displease God IN ANY WAY, He punishes your children, your grandchildren, and their kids too. .
          If this is the case, then I would be VERY careful, creep. Your teenager wife is pregnant, is she not ? BTW, is there any reason why you weren't investigated and charged for unlawful sex with a minor ? Freehold police sleeping in the job, what ?
          Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. --Philippians 4:8

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          • Hannah Davis
            Rita's latest sock puppet.
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2012
            • 62

            #95
            Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

            Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
            If this is the case, then I would be VERY careful, creep. Your teenager wife is pregnant, is she not ? BTW, is there any reason why you weren't investigated and charged for unlawful sex with a minor ? Freehold police sleeping in the job, what ?
            They are MARRIED. It is LEGAL. She is LAWFULLY pregnant by her HUSBAND, and that is 100% legal. End of story. Do you want her to burn in Hell because she doesn't have children? Why do you hate women that much?
            Originally posted by The Holy Bible
            1 Timothy 2:15- Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #96
              Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

              Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
              If this is the case, then I would be VERY careful, creep. Your teenager wife is pregnant, is she not ? BTW, is there any reason why you weren't investigated and charged for unlawful sex with a minor ? Freehold police sleeping in the job, what ?
              Listen boy, I'm a SAVED True Christian™ and so is Naomi, which means we CANNOT sin!

              Originally posted by God in the KJV1611
              Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

              Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.

              He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.

              Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
              1st John 3:6-9
              So that means my son is going to be born 100% perfectly healthy. As for you other insinuations, you can pack sand! I'm married, so it's Naomi's Christian duty to submit to me and bare my children! We didn't fornicate before marriage, so we're right with the Lord AND 100% legal. So suck it heathen!
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              • Bag of bad creepers
                Unsaved trash, dot-headed demon worshiper
                • Aug 2012
                • 77

                #97
                Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                Originally posted by Hannah Davis View Post
                They are MARRIED. It is LEGAL. She is LAWFULLY pregnant by her HUSBAND, and that is 100% legal. End of story. Do you want her to burn in Hell because she doesn't have children? Why do you hate women that much?
                This creep stated that she is only 14 years old. Last time I checked, sex and marriage with a 14 yr old is ILLEGAL IN ALL STATES in the USA.

                And, BTW, would you say the same thing if Naomi was YOUR daughter ? Guess not...
                Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things. --Philippians 4:8

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                • Hannah Davis
                  Rita's latest sock puppet.
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 62

                  #98
                  Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                  Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                  This creep stated that she is only 14 years old. Last time I checked, sex and marriage with a 14 yr old is ILLEGAL IN ALL STATES in the USA.

                  And, BTW, would you say the same thing if Naomi was YOUR daughter ? Guess not...
                  Marriage is legal at the age of 14 in the state of New Hampshire with parental permission. Do your research.
                  1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #99
                    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                    Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                    Can you just feel the love..!!!

                    You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Having ASD or ID or developmental delays / disorders is not the result of God's punishment on the individual's parents. On the contrary, God's punishment is YOUR parents having to see the kind of scum they gave birth to, and raised to be the vile jerks that you are today.
                    You seem to be very fond of mistaking your own opinion for God's will. Have you ever wondered why you do this?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #100
                      Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                      Originally posted by Hannah Davis View Post
                      The real name is Asperger's. From what I've heard about it, it makes kids anti-social. A lot of the boys are queers as well. Disturbing little soulless demons! Headed for hell, the lot of them!
                      Goddamn. Thank you Sister Hannah.

                      Seeing as this is the first time we've met I'd like to say "Hi" and my name is Deaner Davis. My family can be traced all the way back to the Mayflower. Unconfirmed rumour is our family was the first to kill a tribe of injuns after they taught us how to grow corn. We then bought the rest of their land (approx. 3,000 acres) for some beads, a gallon bottle of moonshine (which we made from the corn), and a rifle that didn't work. They were thrilled.

                      Anyway, since that day, they've been shucking cotton with some field negroes that have been with us for years. They know they're free but they still can't figure out how to open the latch on the gate.

                      But we're fair with them. During the winter we give the hard workers an extra blanket and some tobacco. At Christmas, everybody (I mean everybody, black or red), get's two new pairs of socks and 30% of the money we get for selling any healthy male babies they might have had during the year. We're an example in Freehold for our fairness.

                      God Bless you Sister and I hope we can have some further coversations.

                      Right now my dogs are barking which usually means some darkie is hung up on the barbwire. Time to go save his ass before the dogs get'em.
                      Then I think I'll get my wife to give me a footrub and that will be it for the day.

                      See you soon and God bless.

                      YIC

                      Deaner

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                      • Rev. Edward Clement
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1654

                        #101
                        Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        Anyway, since that day, they've been shucking cotton with some field negroes that have been with us for years. They know they're free but they still can't figure out how to open the latch on the gate.
                        The Lord truly guides you Brother Deaner. That is a very cost-effective way to manage cotton picking.

                        On my 30,00 acre farms I find it is very economical to use labor hands instead of a picking machine which has increased my profits over 200%.

                        I found another way to increase my profits by making sure my fields are surrounded by irragation ditches, and trees, that were already there. The negroes are afraid to go into the wood, sfor some reason and apparently, none of them know how to swim.
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                        Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                        Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                        Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                        Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                        Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                        Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #102
                          Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                          Originally posted by Rev. Edward Clement View Post
                          ... and apparently, none of them know how to swim.
                          I hear you Brother Clement. Just last year we found a darkie at the bottom of our pond. During the autopsy, we removed the chains and concrete and could find no evidence of being shot, strangled or beaten.

                          The coroner had no choice but to put the cause of death as drowning.

                          Instead of giving these shines food stamps and such, we should be educating them in the basic needs of living such as, you got it, swimming.

                          Lord help us. He knows we can't do it all by ourselves.

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #103
                            Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                            Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                            BTW, is there any reason why you weren't investigated and charged for unlawful sex with a minor ? Freehold police sleeping in the job, what ?
                            The Freehold police are the most highly trained enforcement units on this entire planet.

                            The reason they have not been charged, is they take every female individual accused of underage sex and gently have sex with them their selves (a female doctor is present of course).

                            Our male policeman can tell, immediately upon sexual entry, the age of the girl. This insight is given to them, and them only, by our Sweet Baby Jesus. They are also given the insight as to whether the girl is a lying, lawsuit seeking slut who's only intention is to shut Landover down.

                            It won't happen queer. I'll bury you right on top of her heathen soul.

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                            • Hannah Davis
                              Rita's latest sock puppet.
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 62

                              #104
                              Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              The Freehold police are the most highly trained enforcement units on this entire planet.

                              The reason they have not been charged, is they take every female individual accused of underage sex and gently have sex with them their selves (a female doctor is present of course).

                              Our male policeman can tell, immediately upon sexual entry, the age of the girl. This insight is given to them, and them only, by our Sweet Baby Jesus. They are also given the insight as to whether the girl is a lying, lawsuit seeking slut who's only intention is to shut Landover down.

                              It won't happen queer. I'll bury you right on top of her heathen soul.
                              Don't mind it, Mr. Deaner- it's probably one of those Asperger's retards. Shame that it can't just come to terms with itself and be quiet instead of deepening God's hatred of it.
                              1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #105
                                Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                                Originally posted by Bag of bad creepers View Post
                                This creep stated that she is only 14 years old. Last time I checked, sex and marriage with a 14 yr old is ILLEGAL IN ALL STATES in the USA.
                                When's the last time you checked?

                                The laws allowing marriage with parental permission have been on the books for decades, if not longer.

                                Oh, wait, I know. You never checked. You made an assertion without any evidence.

                                Typical of you God-hating atheists. Assertions without evidence, or flat-out lies.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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