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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: Is this forum

    Originally posted by ReLLiK View Post
    Are you kidding me? This has got to be a joke.

    Your own threads


    So Jesus hates his own creation? Children with down syndrome and shrimp?

    I am done with you people, this would not be the first time a prank on the internet has been pulled. This has got to be a joke.
    Are you a retard with a short attention span because you were raised on TV? Read the posts and you will see were it says in Bible were God hates those things. As we said before we follow ALL of The Bible.

    I am really freaking tired of losers like you stumbling in here claiming we are joke becuase you can't be bother to do five minutes worth of reading. No ReLLik, the only person who is a joke here is you.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

    Hot Must ReadThreads!


    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Max Bayes
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2009
      • 302

      #17
      Re: Is this forum

      Another heathen who assumes that the average Landover member is about as quick as a paraplegic snail, eh? You may think this is all a joke, but we'll see who is laughing when they are burning in the fires of eternal damnation.
      BEHOLD!!!
      THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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      May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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      • HatePeace
        Unsaved trash
        • May 2009
        • 47

        #18
        Re: Is this forum

        The forum is obviously real but Landover Baptist Church is not.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Is this forum

          That doesn't make any sense at all.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #20
            Re: Is this forum

            Originally posted by LovePeace View Post
            The forum is obviously real but Landover Baptist Church is not.
            Next you are going to start insisting that God isn't real either.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Rellik
              Unsaved Trash
              • May 2009
              • 9

              #21
              Re: Is this forum

              Who are any of you people to think you have the right to judge anybody and make assumptions? You people are NOTHING but mere men and women. I dont care how many times you have read the bible front to back. You have no right to say who is wrong and who is right. You can say the bible tells you who God will judge, but really are any of you God himself? Do any of you hold that right to judge who goes to hell and who doesnt? You dont know who he will condemn to hell and who he wont. How do you know he wont send every last one of you to hell? How do you even know the bible is his word or teachings? You dont, and you cant deny that. Your so fast to tell people who dont believe the same things you do that they are going to hell, hence your little "unsaved peice of trash" title you give to your new members. Your site continues to promote hate, therefore you will continue to attract hate. You people have the most self serving agenda I have ever seen. You take the word of God himself and manipulate it into what you want it to say and then teach it as his word.

              Waco, Texas, here we come!
              1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Is this forum

                Originally posted by ReLLiK View Post
                Who are any of you people to think you have the right to judge anybody and make assumptions? You people are NOTHING but mere men and women. I dont care how many times you have read the bible front to back. You have no right to say who is wrong and who is right. You can say the bible tells you who God will judge, but really are any of you God himself? Do any of you hold that right to judge who goes to hell and who doesnt? You dont know who he will condemn to hell and who he wont. How do you know he wont send every last one of you to hell? How do you even know the bible is his word or teachings? You dont, and you cant deny that. Your so fast to tell people who dont believe the same things you do that they are going to hell, hence your little "unsaved peice of trash" title you give to your new members. Your site continues to promote hate, therefore you will continue to attract hate. You people have the most self serving agenda I have ever seen. You take the word of God himself and manipulate it into what you want it to say and then teach it as his word.

                Waco, Texas, here we come!
                If you think thart we're too judgmental, better read THIS.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • HatePeace
                  Unsaved trash
                  • May 2009
                  • 47

                  #23
                  Re: Is this forum

                  I mean they changed my damn username! That's breaking my rights as a United States citizen, and a law-abiding one at that!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Is this forum

                    Originally posted by HatePeace View Post
                    I mean they changed my damn username! That's breaking my rights as a United States citizen, and a law-abiding one at that!
                    Your complete rights on this forum can be seen HERE.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • HatePeace
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2009
                      • 47

                      #25
                      Re: Is this forum

                      You're the ones who hate peace. I'm the one that loves it. So maybe you should all change your usernames to hate peace. You aren't True Christians. True Christians are those who follow the word of Christ. And you folks do exactly the opposite. And I know you'll all say some crap like where do we stray from God's Holy Word? If you actually read the Bible, you'd know exactly where.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Is this forum

                        Originally posted by HatePeace View Post
                        You're the ones who hate peace. I'm the one that loves it. So maybe you should all change your usernames to hate peace. You aren't True Christians. True Christians are those who follow the word of Christ. And you folks do exactly the opposite. And I know you'll all say some crap like where do we stray from God's Holy Word? If you actually read the Bible, you'd know exactly where.
                        You are the one who waltzed into our forum uninvited and unwelcome. You are the one making wild accusations, without backing them up with even one scripture. Why should we believe you?

                        We have a saying around here, demon: Scripture or it didn't happen.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Rellik
                          Unsaved Trash
                          • May 2009
                          • 9

                          #27
                          Re: Is this forum

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          If you think thart we're too judgmental, better read THIS.
                          I just finished reading the entire post. Thank you for posting that. I joined your forums to ask a few questions and that thread answered them all. Thank you for your time everyone, except pastor al e pistle. I will leave your forums peacefully.

                          BTW, I am not an atheist. I am southern baptist.
                          1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Is this forum

                            Originally posted by Rellik View Post
                            I just finished reading the entire post. Thank you for posting that. I joined your forums to ask a few questions and that thread answered them all. Thank you for your time everyone, except pastor al e pistle. I will leave your forums peacefully.

                            BTW, I am not an atheist. I am southern baptist.
                            Pal, if you're a Baptist then my pitbull is a cowboy. Don't come in here lying on God's favorite forum.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • HatePeace
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2009
                              • 47

                              #29
                              Re: Is this forum

                              Who are you to call him a liar?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Is this forum

                                Originally posted by HatePeace View Post
                                Who are you to call him a liar?
                                We know you by your works, trollboy.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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