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  • AjAjaJajAjajAja
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2009
    • 10
    #1

    Hello All

    Hello everyone on this peice of shit forum. I just wanted to let you all know that you are some of the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever seen. You people are literally insane. I cant believe how fucked up some of you are. Is religion that fuckin crazy? Sorry to burst your bubble you freaks, but there's no "god" that sits in the fucking clouds and takes care of you when you die. If you beleive in god than you must still believe in Santa Claus and the fuckin easter bunny too I assume? I dont care if you believe in god and want to pray and all that bullshit, thats cool with me......but you guys are seriously deranged. I cannot believe the stupidity I see in some of your posts.

    I read a post today about someone saying "Aids travels through the internet". ROFL....Were you fuckin beaten with a stick as a child? Holy shit your IQ must be lower than a newborns. How fuckin selfish can you be? If theres anyone here with above a 4th grade education feel free to enlighten some of these assholes for me. Thats all for now, keep believing in complete bullshit and telling yourself that god is real. You're secluded from society believe me. 90% of the human race looks at you and thinks you're out of your fuckin minds......which you are do not get me wrong.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Hello All

      Originally posted by AjAjaJajAjajAja View Post
      feel free to enlighten some of these assholes for me.
      I don't think it's a good idea to put a light bulb in there.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912
          #3
          Re: Hello All

          Originally posted by AjAjaJajAjajAja View Post
          Hello everyone on this peice of shit forum. I just wanted to let you all know that you are some of the dumbest motherpiffleers I have ever seen. You people are literally insane. I cant believe how piffleed up some of you are. Is religion that pifflein crazy? Sorry to burst your bubble you freaks, but there's no "god" that sits in the piffleing clouds and takes care of you when you die. If you beleive in god than you must still believe in Santa Claus and the pifflein easter bunny too I assume? I dont care if you believe in god and want to pray and all that bullshit, thats cool with me......but you guys are seriously deranged. I cannot believe the stupidity I see in some of your posts.

          I read a post today about someone saying "Aids travels through the internet". ROFL....Were you pifflein beaten with a stick as a child? Holy shit your IQ must be lower than a newborns. How pifflein selfish can you be? If theres anyone here with above a 4th grade education feel free to enlighten some of these assholes for me. Thats all for now, keep believing in complete bullshit and telling yourself that god is real. You're secluded from society believe me. 90% of the human race looks at you and thinks you're out of your pifflein minds......which you are do not get me wrong.
           And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the level of tolerence, understanding, intellect and intelligence of atheists.

          May God smite his enemies.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • AjAjaJajAjajAja
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • May 2009
              • 10
              #4
              Re: Hello All

              Nice use of sarcasm sh1tdick.


              It's a shame that you exist.

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                • AjAjaJajAjajAja
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2009
                  • 10
                  #5
                  Re: Hello All

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the level of tolerence, understanding, intellect and intelligence of atheists.

                  May God smite his enemies.

                  Your posts make me want to throw up. Knowing your logic, you'll probably reply with something like "That's gods way of showing you not to disrespect him" Or some bullcrap that you pull out of your ass.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22912
                      #6
                      Re: Hello All

                      Are you going to contribute anything at all towards the Glory of God or are you going to continue abusing drugs and posting?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Joie the Tool
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2009
                          • 23
                          #7
                          Re: Hello All

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Are you going to contribute anything at all towards the Glory of God or are you going to continue abusing drugs and posting?
                          How can you say he takes drugs? You don't even know him. LMAO You fail massively.

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                            • AjAjaJajAjajAja
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2009
                              • 10
                              #8
                              Re: Hello All

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              Are you going to contribute anything at all towards the Glory of God or are you going to continue abusing drugs and posting?

                              LMAO Ignorance is bliss. I have never touched a drug in my life you fuking imbecile. You people are completely brainwashed its friggin sad. It's a shame you cannot live normal lives and be normal human beings. I truly feel sorry for you and your family. It must suck being viewed as freaks by 90% of the population.

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                                • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                  Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2009
                                  • 666
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello All

                                  Why are you here then, Ajajdjaaljazeerajarjarbinks?

                                  I do not see any of the good people of Landover coming over to your neck of the woods on the internet and launching a tirade of ignorance and insult towards you!

                                  I do believe your mind is swarming with COLONIAL PARASITE INFESTATION in that you will then soon began to beseech us with pleas of HOMOSEXUAL ORCA WORSHIP and CIRCUS CLOWN PEDOPHILE PROPOGANDA. It is best for you to complete the SACRED MICROWAVE RAT SACRIFICE RITUAL if you want to hear the TRUTH, which you so seemingly ignore.
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                                  SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                  Hosea 9:7
                                  The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                    • AjAjaJajAjajAja
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • May 2009
                                      • 10
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello All

                                      Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
                                      Why are you here then, Ajajdjaaljazeerajarjarbinks?

                                      I do not see any of the good people of Landover coming over to your neck of the woods on the internet and launching a tirade of ignorance and insult towards you!

                                      I do believe your mind is swarming with COLONIAL PARASITE INFESTATION in that you will then soon began to beseech us with pleas of HOMOSEXUAL ORCA WORSHIP and CIRCUS CLOWN PEDOPHILE PROPOGANDA. It is best for you to complete the SACRED MICROWAVE RAT SACRIFICE RITUAL if you want to hear the TRUTH, which you so seemingly ignore.

                                      I'm here to show you all that you are mentally deranged and need to be evaluated. Dont reply to my posts dirtbag. Your IQ is lower than my post count.

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                                        • Joie the Tool
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          • May 2009
                                          • 23
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello All

                                          Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
                                          I do believe your mind is swarming with COLONIAL PARASITE INFESTATION in that you will then soon began to beseech us with pleas of HOMOSEXUAL ORCA WORSHIP and CIRCUS CLOWN PEDOPHILE PROPOGANDA. It is best for you to complete the SACRED MICROWAVE RAT SACRIFICE RITUAL
                                          wow was that necesary?

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                                            • AjAjaJajAjajAja
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • May 2009
                                              • 10
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello All

                                              Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
                                              I do believe your mind is swarming with COLONIAL PARASITE INFESTATION in that you will then soon began to beseech us with pleas of HOMOSEXUAL ORCA WORSHIP and CIRCUS CLOWN PEDOPHILE PROPOGANDA.


                                              LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL How can you even take yourself seriously speaking that gibberish? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sounds to me like you just made up words in your head and put them together in an attempt to sound intelligent. Fail.

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                                                • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                  Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • May 2009
                                                  • 666
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello All

                                                  Originally posted by AjAjaJajAjajAja View Post
                                                  I'm here to show you all that you are mentally deranged and need to be evaluated. Dont reply to my posts dirtbag. Your IQ is lower than my post count.
                                                  For your information, I have been evaluated and under the perserverance and honesty of my good friend Dr. Bart Huygens, I was released from a California state facility with a clean record of being 100% Sane(tm), so at least I have some paperwork and credentials to back me up...but what about you?

                                                  The words you speak are reminscient of what I've heard in that asylum from straitjacket patients.

                                                  My IQ is 174, by the way. I was tested in there too.
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                                                  SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                  Hosea 9:7
                                                  The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                                    • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                      Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • May 2009
                                                      • 666
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hello All

                                                      Originally posted by AjAjaJajAjajAja View Post
                                                      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL How can you even take yourself seriously speaking that gibberish? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Sounds to me like you just made up words in your head and put them together in an attempt to sound intelligent. Fail.
                                                      No, it is you, my trolling 4chan web 2.0 lady gag obama myspace twitter miley cyrus jon & kate friend, who has treaded into "epic fail" territory. Instead of analyzing my prophecies and revelations, you simply "fail" to understand the tightly-engineered internal logic of me. I do not "make words up". ALL WORDS I SPEAK ARE TRANSMITTED INTO MY BRAIN BY RADIOWAVES EMANATING FROM SPACESHIP JESUS'S BETELGEUSE SATTELITE, for the words of Spaceship Jesus are PERFECT and FREE FROM NONSENSE.

                                                      Allow me to explain to your lower mind:

                                                      Colonial Parasite: a memetically-based system that traverses all elements of spacetime to infest agents and subordinate them to its own will.

                                                      Homosexual Orca Worship: Referring to the disgusting ceremonies the Homosexual Agenda performs at Sea World where the Orca is a representation of a phallus and brainwashed children learn subtle homosexual orientation courses via the intrinsic reality of the ritual being performed.

                                                      Circus Clown Pedophile Propoganda: That concerning the organization of circus clowns to promote pedophilia. Do I even need to explain that?
                                                      sigpic
                                                      SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                      Hosea 9:7
                                                      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                                        • AjAjaJajAjajAja
                                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                          • May 2009
                                                          • 10
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hello All

                                                          Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
                                                          My IQ is 174, by the way. I was tested in there too.


                                                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 174 IQ.




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                                                          You kid yourself more and more with every single post you make you clown.

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