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  • BNP chris nazi
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 13

    #1

    what is a christian?

    I believe Christian is a special kind of zealous Yahweh fanboy or fangirl. Christians are unique in that they have a sexual obsession with a Jew who lived roughly 2000 years ago named Jesus Christ. You are well known for rejecting science in all its forms and ironically, serve as proof that there is no intelligent design.

    Christ fandom is one of the oldest, with a history that spans continents and centuries. To suggest to a fundamentalist Christian that the bible is poorly-written fiction will probably result in me being banned. Christians, like muslims, are often very defensive about their degeneracy.

    You Christians follow a religion that was created by the Jews to serve Jewish purposes. Basically, the Jews convinced half of the world to worship their evil tribal god, which has allowed the Jews, always a clever lot, to control societies for ages.
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: what is a christian?

    Getting a bit cocky after the election, aren't we Chris?

    Don't you need to go punch some mooselimbs or something? Shave your head, get a bit more tattoos, go on a bingedrinking, get your teeth fixed?

    And for your information - although I don't think your brain can process much of it - Jesus was the Son of God, and God wasn't a Joo, so Jesus wasn't either.

    Capice?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • BNP chris nazi
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2009
      • 13

      #3
      Re: what is a christian?

      God does not exist, the Bible is a boring space opera where God, an intergalactic tyrant fucked everyone over who ever thought of crossing him in an effort to show them who wore the pants.
      This story book preaches repeated ruination of mankind, but he eventually grew tired of killing off nearly all of the population of which he created and forcing them to incestuously reproduce because he's such a nice guy. It does say however,that he hate fags which is good, jask his favorite manslave Fred Phelps.
      You Christians are hardcore fans of the Bible story book and will literally stab anyone in the face if you do not immediately embrace your exact view of God. You reject basic scientific facts due to skepticism, yet in a stunning twist, you believe fucking everything written in any book labeled "The Bible", regardless of how unbelievable it is.

      You people are dumb

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: what is a christian?

        Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
        God does not exist
        Prove it.

        You people are dumb
        Prove it.

        Oh, and your racism is noted by the DoF. Expect a knock on your council estate door soon.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: what is a christian?

          Young man, you are extremely troubled. I can tell from your words, drugs and alcohol have taken over your life. Thievery has occurred to pay for your vices. You are on the express escalator to eternal damnation.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • BNP chris nazi
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2009
            • 13

            #6
            Re: what is a christian?

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Prove it.



            Prove it.

            Oh, and your racism is noted by the DoF. Expect a knock on your council estate door soon.

            Because suffering exists, if God exists and is worth worshipping, he doesn't want us to suffer, and can stop suffering at will. It's not because of our sins because babies also suffer and haven't had time to sin. It's not original sin because animals suffer too, and they haven't done anything. Therefore, God doesn't exist.

            How do you know your specific religion is the right one, the only evidence you have for your holy book/religion being worth more than someone else's holy book is that you are convinced it's so. Lots of people are convinced by lots of different holy books/religions and they can't all be right therefore it's possible to be utterly convinced and wrong and the chances of your religion being the right one over other possible religions are a billion to one so your religion probably isn't right.

            The world doesn't need your God to exist. Before the big bang there was no time and therefore no cause is necessary. If the universe requires a creator because it's complex, so does God. If God doesn't require a creator because he's always been there, then it would be simpler for the universe to have always been there since it's a random collection of energy and not a sentient all powerful timeless bearded man.
            We evolved, deal with it

            There might be a God, but there probably isn't, and not the one you thought of, and he obviously doesn't care much about us.

            GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Oh, and your racism is noted by the DoF. Expect a knock on your council estate door soon.

            racism what racism show me??? and who the hell is the DoF. I own my house thankyou not a council house.

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            • BNP chris nazi
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2009
              • 13

              #7
              Re: what is a christian?

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Young man, you are extremely troubled. I can tell from your words, drugs and alcohol have taken over your life. Thievery has occurred to pay for your vices. You are on the express escalator to eternal damnation.
              Yes i do alot of cocaine and alcohol... infact i am now but i am not a thief but an ugly whore

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22899

                #8
                Re: what is a christian?

                Mr Chris, I am at a bit of a loss at your statements: your English flag is that of St George and is incorporated into the Union Flag – a flag you now use as one of your party’s symbols. Now St George (or 'George' as we Baptists will call him) was a well-known Turkish Christian who slew a Biblical Dragon and got himself a virgin, thus proving Paul’s journeys in the area, the Truth of bestiary of The Bible (KJV1611) and confirming that men spend a lot of time getting women out of trouble – trouble they wouldn’t have been in, if they had listened to a man.

                As far as joos are concerned, we are in agreement – Christ-killers the lot of them and all tarred with the same brush. However, you may find that, rather than direct action, court actions are the way to constrain them and to that end our expensive lawyers, Goldfarbe, Apfelbaum and Horowicz are at your disposal for the usual fees plus 10% handling charge.
                sigpic


                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: what is a christian?

                  From what I read, the BNP is all for Christianity and even use Bible quotations on their Billboards.

                  Perhaps you should read a bit more about the Political party you follow?
                  You may well get a knock on the door soon.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • BNP chris nazi
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 13

                    #10
                    Re: what is a christian?

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    From what I read, the BNP is all for Christianity and even use Bible quotations on their Billboards.

                    Perhaps you should read a bit more about the Political party you follow?
                    You may well get a knock on the door soon.
                    Yes thats true, we all want to stop the islamo-facists, muslim extremists and most of all to be able to eat bacon sandwidges in peace

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: what is a christian?

                      Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                      Yes thats true, we all want to stop the islamo-facists, muslim extremists and most of all to be able to eat bacon sandwidges in peace
                      So, you really are a Christian

                      Praise Jesus!!

                      Another Sinner Converted

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: what is a christian?

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        So, you really are a Christian

                        Praise Jesus!!

                        Another Sinner Converted
                        GLORY SISTER! YOU DID IT AGAIN!

                        I'm glad God invented bacon sarnies.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • BNP chris nazi
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: what is a christian?

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          So, you really are a Christian

                          Praise Jesus!!

                          Another Sinner Converted

                          No i was brought up Roman Catholic... but i only went to church to drink the wine, i never believed in a "GOD" and never will, I believe only white British people should live in Britain. Religion is the root of all evil and the most evil is the islam disease its spreading worse than any other. please read this: http://www.politicalforum.com/1374239-post12.html

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: what is a christian?

                            Originally posted by BNP chris View Post
                            No i was brought up Roman Catholic... but i only went to church to drink the wine, i never believed in a "GOD" and never will, I believe only white British people should live in Britain. Religion is the root of all evil and the most evil is the islam disease its spreading worse than any other. please read this: http://www.politicalforum.com/1374239-post12.html
                            Now, now, Brother Chris.
                            Jesus has already entered you and driven out the Demon from your Colon. Don't fight it at this stage.
                            Feel the warm Love of Jesus as it flows into you

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • BNP chris nazi
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: what is a christian?

                              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                              Now, now, Brother Chris.
                              Jesus has already entered you and driven out the Demon from your Colon. Don't fight it at this stage.
                              Feel the warm Love of Jesus as it flows into you

                              No go away u anoying jew worshipper... the only thing i can feel is the alcohol and drugs taking effect. its gonna be a good day

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