Clowns and Jesus

[JoeBob in Texas]

I was at my nieces birthday and my brother (who married a jew) paid to have a clown come to entertain. I expected some juggling or something but to my shock the clown had an angry face painted on and did MAGIC TRICKS. The evil pagan "magik" included making objects vanish, producing a dove (desecrating a holy symbol) from nothing, and even physically touching the children to remove those dollar coins with the indian lady from behind their ears. Personally I that coin money to resemble jew gold too closely and this made it even worse. I ended up leaving the party ina bit of a fluster.

My point in all of this is I'm considering cutting my brother off even though I've been trying to save my neice, I fear she may be too far gone. Also I'm going to try to arrange some kind of anti-clown movement, perhaps a month after this years abortion protest. I encourage others to do the same.

[eliot mayfield]

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Clowns are indeed evil. You should go to the introduction thread, brother and tell us more about yourself.

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

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John Wayne Gacy is back?

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Here is what God has to say about clowns:

Job 10:3
Does it please you to oppress me, to spurn the work of your hands, while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?



CLOWNS WILL BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE. THE BIBLE STATES THIS.

[The Milk Man]

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Its not "magic" its just optical illusions to fool children and make them laugh.

I think your just a bit over-zealous about this, but i live in a different situation. To each his own brother-man.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Its not "magic" its just optical illusions to fool children and make them laugh.

I think your just a bit over-zealous about this, but i live in a different situation. To each his own brother-man.

I honestly have no idea what you are trying to say son. Could you restate that last post in plain American English? Are you defending demonic clowns?

Just look at those evil abominations! Satan is obviously behind this. I applaud the original poster for his vigilance and Christian stance on the evils of clowns!

[JennyD]

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Its not "magic" its just optical illusions to fool children and make them laugh.

I think your just a bit over-zealous about this, but i live in a different situation. To each his own brother-man.

These "optical illusions" give children the idea that magic is real, and that they can control the supernatural. Then, they start playing with Ouija boards and tarot cards to talk with demons, and practicing "spells". They become Wiccans, and leave God behind.

Then, they die. They spend eternity roasting in torture in the Hell God has created for those who refuse to follow His laws.

You don't think it's wise to try to prevent this?

Why do you hate children so?

[The Milk Man]

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Woh woh woh, dont jump the gun on this, assumptions shouldnt be thrown around so easily.

Im just saying its something you cant control, kids do what kids do. Saving them in the long run's whats most important.

[JennyD]

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Woh woh woh, dont jump the gun on this, assumptions shouldnt be thrown around so easily.

Im just saying its something you cant control, kids do what kids do. Saving them in the long run's whats most important.

And how exactly does exposing them to "magic" at an impressionable age help Save them?

And we can certainly control what blasphemies our children are exposed to!

[fatheromally]

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Here is what God has to say about clowns:

Job 10:3
Does it please you to oppress me, to spurn the work of your hands, while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?



CLOWNS WILL BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE. THE BIBLE STATES THIS.

Clowns will not burn anywhere. They are there for childs entertainment.

You don't want your child to be entertained with magic tricks? Well you'll burn in Hell for that. The Bible states this.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You don't want your child to be entertained with magic tricks?

"Magic tricks"? Is that what the catlix call fiddling with kiddies at choir practise?

Well you'll burn in Hell for that. The Bible states this.

I suppose it says so in your Satan approved NIV, but in the KJV1611, magic is not a good thing.

[fatheromally]

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"Magic tricks"? Is that what the catlix call fiddling with kiddies at choir practise? I suppose it says so in your Satan approved NIV, but in the KJV1611, magic is not a good thing.

See, everyone here jumps to the conclusion automatically that I worship satan.

THERE IS NO, ZERO, NOT A SINGLE WAY TO PROVE IN THIS DAY AND AGE THAT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST UNDOUBTABLY EXISITS.

You can't prove me wrong either.

Oh and ban me for not beleiving in Jesus. It just further proves that you all are in fact a cult, and are afraid of others opinions, so you ban the users.

Shows everyone that Christians aren't really fair people at all.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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See, everyone here jumps to the conclusion automatically that I worship satan.

You travel under the name of Father O'Malley and you call that "jumping to a conclusion - you call yourself a priest of The Whore of Babylon and you expect people to think - "Oh, here comes a reasonable person..." You're deluded - lay off the 'shrooms

THERE IS NO, ZERO, NOT A SINGLE WAY TO PROVE IN THIS DAY AND AGE THAT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST UNDOUBTABLY EXISITS.

You can't prove me wrong either.

You've been wrong before in everything you said; you are an atheist with absolutely no moral compass and you want us to accept your word that there is no God when, before each member of Landover, there is a finely crafted and exquisitely bound copy of KJV1611, which clearly lays out the very Word of God?

Oh and ban me for not beleiving in Jesus. It just further proves that you all are in fact a cult, and are afraid of others opinions, so you ban the users.

Do you really want to be banned? I see you as an asset to Landover, each time you rant and rave, push your drugs and deny Christ, we get people signing up and donating to our cause... No, stay by all means.

Shows everyone that Christians aren't really fair people at all.

Fair? God knows your type.

Ro:16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
Ro:16:18: For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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[sotex281]

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okay first id like to state that im a christian and i believe in god, but you people are crazy. I cant believe yall are sitting here calling clowns evil satanic people. okay yes maybe clowns have been turned into evil creatures in movies, or in real life, but they also have been used to make people happy. A MAGIC TRICK IS NOT GOING AGAINST GOD!!! making a dove appear out of nowhere isnt putting down religion in anyway. you people take verses out of the bible and twist them into what you want to hear. i bet god is sitting up in heaven astonished how people like the people at your church and people at westboro baptist church can take his words and turn them into what you do. you are some crazy people and i hope you can see where you are wrong, but.... you probably wont see where you are wrong but w/e