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  • fatheromally
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    • Jun 2009
    • 6

    #1

    I have found "God"

    Not through a Bible, or going to church, or being "saved" by a Christian. I've never read the Bible, nor do I plan to. I've never gone to church on my own terms, nor do I plan to. So I'm pretty sure you all are going to tell me that I don't exist because I don't believe in Jesus, or because I don't go to church I won't be saved right? I'm agnostic because there is no way to scientifically PROVE that God exists. Simple as that.

    You are supposed to live a fruitful life as it is basic human nature to feel good about yourselves. So how is an ancient PIECE OF PAPER going to say that I can't drink alcohol, or pleasure myself when I want to, or curse in any way? Its the 21st century now, times have changed since the time of the Bible, until now, where we have science to prove a lot of YOUR beliefs entirely wrong and irrelavant in this day and age.

    If you people are really christians, then why do you blatently put down others for what they beleive in? All people should be created as equal. I believed that God didn't exist at one point in my life, but I was recently shown to beleive that there is indeed something out there. The way I found this out was through the use of hallucinogenic mushrooms. "Oh no he uses drugs he's the devil!" Now before you jump to conclusion and automatically label me and shun me from your cult because I do something that you don't think "The Lord" approves of, step outside yourself for a second and hear me out.

    After eating 8 grams of Psilocybe Cubensis one night, I completely lost my egotistical nature, and became one with the universe. I met my God, and was directed in the way that I am destined to go. I was told that EVERYONE has something that they believe in, and should never be put down for it. I'm not putting Christians down in any way at all, nor should you think that I am.

    But, until you've had an ego-losing trip through the confines of the universe, and speak with your "God" face-to-face, you have nothing at all to back up what you beleive, nor have you lived a full life yet.
  • Johnnyboy
    True Christian™ fisherman
    • Jun 2009
    • 801

    #2
    Re: I have found "God"

    This thread is garbage

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    • fatheromally
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      • Jun 2009
      • 6

      #3
      Re: I have found "God"

      Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
      This thread is garbage
      You're garbage. And obviously afraid of the unknown.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: I have found "God"

        Listen, FatherOMasturbate, you can think what ever you want. You can make up things to suit your perverted and disgusting life. You say the world has changed. That is true. God has not. You will burn in hell for your blasphemed thoughts and words.

        Have a Nice Day
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Johnnyboy
          True Christian™ fisherman
          • Jun 2009
          • 801

          #5
          Re: I have found "God"

          I'm not garbage. I'm here for true christian fellowship. I'm not here to talk about hippy drugs. I am also not afraid of the unknown. I just have no patiance for fools.

          Thank you

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          • fatheromally
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            • Jun 2009
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            #6
            Re: I have found "God"

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Listen, FatherOMasturbate, you can think what ever you want. You can make up things to suit your perverted and disgusting life. You say the world has changed. That is true. God has not. You will burn in hell for your blasphemed thoughts and words.

            Have a Nice Day
            So how is masturbating any form of a disgusting, perverted life? Tell me that. Its called pleasure, which obviously you don't have since you are too infatuated with an imaginary friend to be able to accept other peoples lifestyles. When you are old an dying, you are going to look back on all the things you COULD have done, but didn't, and live in regret knowing that when you die, you cant go back and do it over. God wont hate you for jerking off. Get over yourself.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22882

              #7
              Re: I have found "God"

              Originally posted by fatheromally View Post
              You're garbage. And obviously afraid of the unknown.
              You summed up that late poster, now let me sum up you. You are inadequate and feel that destroying your God Given Mind will help you. It will help you to lunacy, slobbering and a protracted and pointless death in the gutters of some stinking neighborhood.

              However, Jesus could change all that. His Love conquers all. You said you never read the bible but did eat poisonous mushrooms - well, give a choice to a sane man and which one will he pick? No, really? Which is less likely to harm his brain? Which one is more likely to show the truth rather than a delusion?

              Think how many really successful people - people with a good wife and Godly children actually spend all day stuffing their faces with 'shrooms - I'l wager the answer is none.

              Being afraid of the unknown, is not a bad thing. You may not know what it is to have your testicles ripped off by a cougar, but I rather think that being afraid of that, albeit it is unknown, is fair enough.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • fatheromally
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                #8
                Re: I have found "God"

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                You summed up that late poster, now let me sum up you. You are inadequate and feel that destroying your God Given Mind will help you. It will help you to lunacy, slobbering and a protracted and pointless death in the gutters of some stinking neighborhood.

                However, Jesus could change all that. His Love conquers all. You said you never read the bible but did eat poisonous mushrooms - well, give a choice to a sane man and which one will he pick? No, really? Which is less likely to harm his brain? Which one is more likely to show the truth rather than a delusion?

                Think how many really successful people - people with a good wife and Godly children actually spend all day stuffing their faces with 'shrooms - I'l wager the answer is none.

                Being afraid of the unknown, is not a bad thing. You may not know what it is to have your testicles ripped off by a cougar, but I rather think that being afraid of that, albeit it is unknown, is fair enough.
                Yet another comment jumping to conclusion. Do you realize that you label people before you know them fully? Isn't it called judging someone?
                You are an uneducated bigot. Show me how eating a mushroom will lead me into a gutter, or how Cubensis is considered anything near "poisonous" Oh wait thats right, you can't. Because I have science to back me up, and you have an ancient book that some village idiot could have written out of boredom. You sound outright ignorant.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22882

                  #9
                  Re: I have found "God"

                  Originally posted by fatheromally View Post
                  Yet another comment jumping to conclusion.
                  Nope, God and I have seen hundreds like you - you may think you're going to be the first one to beat the system... you're not
                  Do you realize that you label people before you know them fully?
                  I just said that I didn't, don't you read?
                  Isn't it called judging someone?
                  Yes and The Bible instructs us to do this - as you have never read it and couldn't find your way round it with help from your teacher, I don't suppose you'll ever find it yourself.
                  You are an uneducated bigot.
                  Isn't it called judging someone?
                  Show me how eating a mushroom will lead me into a gutter.
                  Show me the successful men who get blasted out of their minds in fantastical delusions yet manage to be captains of industry, Pastors of the Baptist Church or, as you might say, leaders in secular science.


                  Now show me the old wizened people locked in the lunatic wards of charity hospitals for decades - bad teeth, unkempt hair, unshaven and ranting about rays from outer space. That is your future as it is of all those who have taken ‘shrooms.

                  Your vile life disgusts me; your inadequacies keep you from mixing with normal people so you retreat into navel gazing and distorting perceptions of reality.

                  Get a Life, Get Jesus into your heart! Loser.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: I have found "God"

                    Anyone who calls themselves "father" had better have some kids, because the Bible says that outside of God, we are to call no one "father" except our own.

                    And anyone who thinks that they can gain Salvation through an imaginary, made-up process of "living morally" and "doing good deeds" has another thing coming. Take a look at my sermon HERE.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #11
                      Re: I have found "God"

                      Originally posted by fatheromally View Post
                      Not through a Bible, or going to church, or being "saved" by a Christian. I've never read the Bible, nor do I plan to. I've never gone to church on my own terms, nor do I plan to. So I'm pretty sure you all are going to tell me that I don't exist because I don't believe in Jesus,
                      Oh, no. You certainly exist.
                      or because I don't go to church I won't be saved right?
                      Nope, God says that because you don't beg Jesus to forgive your sins and stop sinning, He will cast you into eternal Hellfire.
                      I'm agnostic because there is no way to scientifically PROVE that God exists. Simple as that.
                      Then why be agnostic? Why not be atheist? What's that, because you can't scientifically PROVE that God doesn't exist?

                      You are supposed to live a fruitful life as it is basic human nature to feel good about yourselves.
                      Who told you that?
                      So how is an ancient PIECE OF PAPER going to say that I can't drink alcohol, or pleasure myself when I want to, or curse in any way?
                      The Bible doesn't say you can't drink alcohol. Jesus turned water into wine, for His sake!
                      Its the 21st century now, times have changed since the time of the Bible, until now, where we have science to prove a lot of YOUR beliefs entirely wrong and irrelavant in this day and age.
                      Talk to me when you've proven that God doesn't exist. Until then, you've not proven anything.

                      If you people are really christians, then why do you blatently put down others for what they beleive in? All people should be created as equal.
                      God tells us to point out to others that they're going to Hell, and help them avoid such a terrible fate. You would have us pretend that God-mockers like you will be fine? Why do you hate your fellow man so?
                      I believed that God didn't exist at one point in my life, but I was recently shown to beleive that there is indeed something out there. The way I found this out was through the use of hallucinogenic mushrooms.
                      How exactly could a "trip" entirely consisting of your own brain being chemically altered prove to you that God exists, when all of His creation has no influence upon you whatsoever?

                      The fantasies your unchained subconscious churned up convinced you? Let me guess, you're now worshipping a God of your own creation, right?

                      After eating 8 grams of Psilocybe Cubensis one night, I completely lost my egotistical nature,
                      I see you got it back right quick.
                      and became one with the universe. I met my God, and was directed in the way that I am destined to go. I was told that EVERYONE has something that they believe in, and should never be put down for it. I'm not putting Christians down in any way at all, nor should you think that I am.
                      In other words, you chemically altered your state of consciousness and experienced a fantasy in which you saw what you want God to be, instead of who He says He is.

                      So now instead of finding Jesus, you will go on believing in some hippie love god of your own imagining. You will continue to live a life of sin. Then, you will be cast into Hell at Judgment.

                      Well, it's your afterlife. Don't say nobody warned you.
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