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  • satan's tool
    Unsaved Trash
    • Jun 2009
    • 30

    #1

    Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

    Do you all agree with the following?:

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

    Yes.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

      Why wouldn't we? You copied and pasted it from the signature of one of our best pastors.

      So is this the point where you try to twist it around and sadly attempt to argue that we are as guilty as you?
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      • satan's tool
        Unsaved Trash
        • Jun 2009
        • 30

        #4
        Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Why wouldn't we? You copied and pasted it from the signature of one of our best pastors.

        So is this the point where you try to twist it around and sadly attempt to argue that we are as guilty as you?
        @First Part - No Way
        @Second Part - Not yet hold on

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        Second Question: As as humans(not referring to evolution anyway...I'm talking about) are we perfect?

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        • satan's tool
          Unsaved Trash
          • Jun 2009
          • 30

          #5
          Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

          no response?

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

            Originally posted by satan's tool View Post
            no response?
            What is there to respond to? A half-pint sant worshiper hellbent on mocking Jesus and sowing seeds of discord on God's favorite forum?

            I can't wait to watch you burn in hell.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Miss April
              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 685

              #7
              Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

              Yes of Course We agree God mocker your not welcame here so leave

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              • Miss April
                Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 685

                #8
                Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

                Originally posted by satan's tool View Post
                no response?
                You really Think anyone is going to have a response to your Stupid Questions? unsaved God Mockers like you are not welcame here so Get Lost Troll

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

                  Point out in the King James Bible where any of our beliefs are wrong.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Patriarch Jon
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 70

                    #10
                    Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

                    Originally posted by satan's tool View Post
                    Do you all agree with the following?:

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
                    I guess we are all going to be damned, there isn't anyone among us who hasn't sinned....

                    ...that is unless we've repented and found salvation.

                    I would revise that list to include the unreformed, unrepentant "Hypocrites, Unforgiving... etc., etc. ...Liars" and not presume that some sinners haven't found redemption.
                    Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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                    • Jupiter 7
                      Member, kinda, Godless Brit
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 31

                      #11
                      Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

                      Originally posted by satan's tool View Post
                      Do you all agree with the following?:

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
                      I agree with all of this. And there are more that could be added too.
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22882

                        #12
                        Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

                        Originally posted by Jupiter 7 View Post
                        I agree with all of this. And there are more that could be added too.
                        Well don't just sit there - add them plus the verse.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Jupiter 7
                          Member, kinda, Godless Brit
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 31

                          #13
                          Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Well don't just sit there - add them plus the verse.
                          Don't tell me what to do. I am a retard and Only God can do that.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22882

                            #14
                            Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

                            Originally posted by Jupiter 7 View Post
                            Don't tell me what to do. I am a retard and Only God can do that.
                            Look, I know you off the short bus and I know it's way past your nap time, but you did say that you could add a few more...
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Jupiter 7
                              Member, kinda, Godless Brit
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 31

                              #15
                              Re: Question to you so claimed. "True Christians"

                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                              Look, I know you off the short bus and I know it's way past your nap time
                              How can you possibly know any of that? Are you claiming to have supernatural powers? I certainly hope not for your sake! Amen.


                              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
                              but you did say that you could add a few more...
                              I certainly did say that, yes.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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