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  • DrAbo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2009
    • 10

    #1

    So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

    1 Corinthians 11:5 to 1 Corinthians 11:6 says that women should keep their head's covered, and every women I see, Christian or not, doesn't have their head covered.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #2
    Re: So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

    You didn't read the whole verse in ether case did you...
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • JRFinn
      Doubting Thomas
      • Jun 2009
      • 204

      #3
      Re: So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

      So, do Landover's women pray/prophesy with their heads covered?

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

        So, is today start every sentence with a conjunction day? (excepting Bathfire, of course).
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

          Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
          So, do Landover's women pray/prophesy with their heads covered?
          So, does everyone in Bend, Oregon look like a cartoon?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

            But, I must say that JRFinn's avatar is not as bad as the old one, the one that looked like a cross between Catwoman and Freddy Krueger.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • JRFinn
              Doubting Thomas
              • Jun 2009
              • 204

              #7
              Re: So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

              You mean Scorpius? You don't diss Scorpius.

              Are Landover's women required to cover their heads while they pray? Are they even allowed to prophesy?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

                Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                You mean Scorpius? You don't diss Scorpius.
                Don't come in here defending demon scum. You won't find Salvation(c) down that path.


                Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                Are Landover's women required to cover their heads while they pray? Are they even allowed to prophesy?
                What does the Holy Bible say on the matter? Do you even know?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • JRFinn
                  Doubting Thomas
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 204

                  #9
                  Re: So... Do Women Follow the Bible?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Don't come in here defending demon scum. You won't find Salvation© down that path.
                  What does the Holy Bible say on the matter? Do you even know?
                  First off, just HOW does Landover get off with copyrighting Salvation? You can't copyright religious concepts in the USA.

                  Second, Scorpius isn't a demon, he's half sebacean, half scarran, all badass.

                  Third, didn't you follow the link in the first post? Allow me to recap.
                  1 Corinthians 11:5: But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.

                  So, according to God's inviolate Word, this is what women should be doing while praying. Also, since Paul didn't condemn women prophesying, they should be allowed to do that, too.

                  Good God, the KJV reads like it's written in gay lithp.

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