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  • Father Thomas Martin
    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
    • Jul 2007
    • 1015

    #1

    Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

    Checked out his signature, and this is a list of who all would be going to hell (adjectives which apply to Zeke are in bold):

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
    So Zeke, is there some plan for all that money you're getting? Sorry, but bribing Jesus at the Pearly Gates isn't going to work!
    ACTS 5:29

    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
    Checked out his signature, and this is a list of who all would be going to hell (adjectives which apply to Zeke are in bold):



    So Zeke, is there some plan for all that money you're getting? Sorry, but bribing Jesus at the Pearly Gates isn't going to work!
    You are taking those Scriptures out of context, papist.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22895

      #3
      Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      Checked out his signature, and this is a list of who all would be going to hell (adjectives which apply to Zeke are in bold): So Zeke, is there some plan for all that money you're getting? Sorry, but bribing Jesus at the Pearly Gates isn't going to work!
      Oh, you're back... I was just saying to Mrs Bathfire that I was missing my daily dose of annoyance at papist lies and inaccuracies. Well done for keeping up the quota.
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      • Father Thomas Martin
        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
        • Jul 2007
        • 1015

        #4
        Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You are taking those Scriptures out of context, papist.
        Well then, could you point out the "correct context" please?
        ACTS 5:29

        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
          Checked out his signature, and this is a list of who all would be going to hell (adjectives which apply to Zeke are in bold):
          Can you prove that Pastor Ezekiel has done all of those things? Otherwise, recall what the Bible says about bearing false witness.

          So Zeke, is there some plan for all that money you're getting? Sorry, but bribing Jesus at the Pearly Gates isn't going to work!
          Oh, so now you're renouncing belief in indulgences? There may be hope for you yet.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
            Well then, could you point out the "correct context" please?
            You made the accusation, papist dog. Back it up with Scripture or apologize to Jesus and I.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • JRFinn
              Doubting Thomas
              • Jun 2009
              • 204

              #7
              Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

              Are you sure it's not you taking those verses out of context, mistaking them as saying those are the qualities of people who "god" will throw into hell?

              Also, Zeke, you may want to add rich people to that list.

              Matthew 19:24: And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

              Mark 10:25: It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

              Luke 18:25: For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

              Tell me, how easy is it for a camel to go through the eye of a needle? It can't. Since the bible never speaks symbolically, this must mean it is also impossible for a rich person to enter heaven. So go ahead and grow fat off tithes, I'll see you in the Lake.

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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #8
                Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

                Brother Zeke, your patience is dealing with papist drivel and the rantings of unsaved trash is amazing.

                It's no wonder why your leadership is so rewarding to the rest of us.
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

                  Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                  Tell me, how easy is it for a camel to go through the eye of a needle? It can't. Since the bible never speaks symbolically, this must mean it is also impossible for a rich person to enter heaven. So go ahead and grow fat off tithes, I'll see you in the Lake.
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                  • JRFinn
                    Doubting Thomas
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 204

                    #10
                    Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

                    So it's not impossible for "god" to let sinful people into his presence? That's news to me. I'd always heard the opposite.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

                      Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                      Are you sure it's not you taking those verses out of context, mistaking them as saying those are the qualities of people who "god" will throw into hell?

                      Also, Zeke, you may want to add rich people to that list.

                      Matthew 19:24: And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

                      Tell me, how easy is it for a camel to go through the eye of a needle? It can't. Since the bible never speaks symbolically, this must mean it is also impossible for a rich person to enter heaven. So go ahead and grow fat off tithes, I'll see you in the Lake.
                      This is absolute nonsense. Look at my signature quote: The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it. Proverbs 10:22 So how can the Blessing of the Lord make you rich, but then you can't get into heaven? That doesn't make any sense.

                      Now let's examine this further. The Bible itself never speaks symbolically, however Jesus does through the use of parables. This is a parable. And the "eye of a needle" does not refer to an actual literal eye of a needle, but a narrow passageway between city walls.

                      Notice Jesus does not say it is impossible for a rich man to enter heaven, it's just easier for a camel to squeeze through a narrow passageway. It might be hard, and take a lot of pushing, but it's doable. What Jesus is saying is that riches make it a lot harder to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, but it doesn't mean it is impossible.

                      As a wealthy man who drives a $100,000 car and owns a $2.1 million house overlooking the beach, I know I am ensured of my path to Heaven for all the witnessing work I've done over the years harvesting souls for Christ. I have brought MILLIONS of unsaved trash just like yourself JRFinn, to accept Jesus as savior.

                      No doubt I will be in Heaven, and you will be in Hell. Say hello to Al Capone, Joseph Stalin, and Mother Teresa for me, will ya?

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                      • JRFinn
                        Doubting Thomas
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 204

                        #12
                        Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

                        Because True Christians are all so rich, aren't they? Tell me, do you think it pleases God to live in such excessive luxuriance when billions of people in our world are starving? Not just dark-skinned people, either. If you were to sell just one of your vacation homes, just think of how many microloans you could provide to third-world entrepeneurs. Not a handout, a hand up! Just fourty frelling dollars each, which you would almost certainly get back! Do you know how much that fourty dollars would mean to them? I know this may sound socialist/humanist, but I don't care. You have a responsibility to humanity which you are severely backsliding on. If your god doesn't want you to turn your attention away from gay-bashing, empty preaching, and soul "winning" for just a moment to provide some damn human decency to a person desperate for a chance to survive, that's no god worth worshipping. I can now bombard you with bible verses all day to shame you for your lack of charity, but I know your brain is so irrevocably twisted by your death cult that it would mean nothing.

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612

                          #13
                          Re: Is Mr. Flint damning himself?

                          Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                          ......I know this may sound socialist/humanist, but I don't care. You have a responsibility to humanity which you are severely backsliding on...........


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