A future in the warm...

[Rev Horseshoes]

A serious question for you all, I'm not trying to upset anyone but I have to raise this point...

Why is Hell considered so bad?

As I see it, it will be constantly warm and the company will be better! think about this one, In Heaven there will be people like Cliff Richard (who is probably the dullest person ever) but in Hell you will find all the interesting people (many of which have done terrible things, but at least you will be able to have a good debate with them!)!!!

I feel that heaven will be a bit dull, and I bet in Hell there's a few Pirelli callenders on the wall

[Johnnyboy]

Re: A future in the warm...

A serious question for you all, I'm not trying to upset anyone but I have to raise this point...

Why is Hell considered so bad?

As I see it, it will be constantly warm and the company will be better! think about this one, In Heaven there will be people like Cliff Richard (who is probably the dullest person ever) but in Hell you will find all the interesting people (many of which have done terrible things, but at least you will be able to have a good debate with them!)!!!

I feel that heaven will be a bit dull, and I bet in Hell there's a few Pirelli callenders on the wall

If this is in fact a serious question, you need help. Hell is eternal damnation. Prisons and rest areas can be full of "interesting" people, while libraries are usually filled with "dull" people. Where would you rather be?

[Rev Horseshoes]

Re: A future in the warm...

thanks for the reply and you're welcome to your views but please please specify what exactly is "Eternal Damnation"......

[eliot mayfield]

Re: A future in the warm...

A serious question for you all, I'm not trying to upset anyone but I have to raise this point...

Why is Hell considered so bad?

As I see it, it will be constantly warm and the company will be better! think about this one, In Heaven there will be people like Cliff Richard (who is probably the dullest person ever) but in Hell you will find all the interesting people (many of which have done terrible things, but at least you will be able to have a good debate with them!)!!!

I feel that heaven will be a bit dull, and I bet in Hell there's a few Pirelli callenders on the wall

Warm? Being thrown into a lake of fire is "warm?" You think there will be socializing in Hell? Please show me the scripture.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A future in the warm...

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: A future in the warm...

Brother Temperence, such a way with words. Thanks!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A future in the warm...

thanks for the reply and you're welcome to your views but please please specify what exactly is "Eternal Damnation"......

"Eternal" means "for ever"; "Damnation" is separation from God's Mercy.

Before you start making any stupid posts pretending not to understand American, look here: Hell is Real

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A future in the warm...

A serious question for you all, I'm not trying to upset anyone but I have to raise this point...

Why is Hell considered so bad?

As I see it, it will be constantly warm and the company will be better! think about this one, In Heaven there will be people like Cliff Richard (who is probably the dullest person ever) but in Hell you will find all the interesting people (many of which have done terrible things, but at least you will be able to have a good debate with them!)!!!

I feel that heaven will be a bit dull, and I bet in Hell there's a few Pirelli callenders on the wall

What kind of asinine question is that? You claim to be a reverend? You sound more like a Godless Scottish witch.

[JRFinn]

Re: A future in the warm...

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

Thank you sir, for removing the scales from my eyes.

[JRFinn]

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This post has been edited by someone other than me.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: A future in the warm...

This post has been edited by someone other than me.

No it hasn't. There's no signs of editing. Admit it...you were touched deeply by what Brother Temperance taught you about Hell and it scared you. You know deep inside you are walking the wrong path. You slipped, you admitted you are a sinner. Do not be ashamed.

Now this is the opportunity for you to open up your heart and accept Jesus Christ as your savior. Will you join us True Christians(tm) in Heaven?

[JRFinn]

Re: A future in the warm...

Hah! Even if I wanted to join your pathetic cult and be saved from your invisible imaginary skydaddy, I couldn't. I have spoken many harsh words against the "holy" spirit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A future in the warm...

Hah! Even if I wanted to join your pathetic cult and be saved from your invisible imaginary skydaddy, I couldn't. I have spoken many harsh words against the "holy" spirit.

Then you have committed the one unforgivable sin.



Enjoy hell, God-mocker.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: A future in the warm...

I have determined that you are either:

1. High.
2. Tarded.
3. A communist.
4. A long-haired, drugged-up, homosexual communist (hippie).

Your pitiful soul has obviously never bothered to pick up God's Word either, because had you actually read an AV1611 KJV Bible, you would not be asking stupid questions of hellfire.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: A future in the warm...

I have determined that you are either:

1. High.
2. Tarded.
3. A communist.
4. A long-haired, drugged-up, homosexual communist (hippie).

Your pitiful soul has obviously never bothered to pick up God's Word either, because had you actually read an AV1611 KJV Bible, you would not be asking stupid questions of hellfire.

To be fair, Brother Tertius, I have come to the same conclusion. And I'm betting on Number Four!