[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Policing Freehold

I, for one, feel a whole lot safer knowing that there are brave men out there like Officer Don patroling the mean streets of Freehold. Men like Officer Don don't play by the restrictive rules of the LIEberal activist judges, they go by the book-- The Good Book (KJV 1611)!!!

[Christiansoldier]

Re: Policing Freehold

The liebrals might have taken over our military, courts, families, schools, and government, but they shall never take over our fine police!

Props to you officer, wish there were cops as good as you in Virginia. This satanic state turned blue and now all the cops are pansies.

[SUV]

Re: Policing Freehold

Dear, someday you will be such a fine father to our own little Warriors For Christ!

My, my, Sister Victory, you know there is nothing little SUV loves better than a True Christian love story!

Much like the time He trudged up His Hill wearing His Diaper carrying His Cross, etc., to Die for the sins of the un$avED.
But what do you know, I think I just saw a few more of them in the "convenience" "store"

You don't think He'll have to go through all of that again, do you?

So perhaps your Husband and his Team can begin Policing those places. I'd start by getting the Lottery Tickets away from above the counter, where just any vile sinner can snatch them all up! And get those condiments away from that area, too, before the Children can see them and say Mommy, can we please get that pack of balloons?

Won't anyone please, PLEASE, think of the Children? I Fear that RA9 is imminent

Christ in a Cruller,

SUV

[VictoryOS]

Re: Policing Freehold

I then took the little girl on my knee and explained why she was being punished and that the Ten Commandments tell us to honor our parents.

Dear, someday you will be such a fine father to our own little Warriors For Christ!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

Monday, August 10, 2009

Took a call from dispatch saying that a crying little girl had phoned them and wouldn't say anything but "I'm in trouble, please help me."

Arrived at the scene down at the Trinity Trailers Mobile Home community. Of course I can't give out any details, but apparently the father in trailer 19 was beating his daughter because she had gotten hold of some of those "Bratz" dolls and was turning into a seven year-old harlot.

Turns out the dad is a good old fundamentalist Baptist Bible salesmen who is just trying to do the right thing. I told him he had done nothing wrong by eye-gouging and choking his daughter. I then took the little girl on my knee and explained why she was being punished and that the Ten Commandments tell us to honor our parents.

Over and out.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Policing Freehold

Rev. Jim: I didn't know these girls were students of yours. Consider the traffic ticket void. To help prevent things like this in the future, I would appreciate it if you would let me know whenever young women are going to be over at your place. Some of them can be rowdy and you might need an Officer of the Law to cuff them if they get out of hand.

Oh don't worry about it, Officer Don. It's a honest mistake! I know we have each other's cell phone numbers, but I'd hate to bug you constantly whenever I have young girls over at my place. I'm sure you have more important things to do around Freehold like busting Mexicans for loitering by walking down the street or ticketing jaywalkers who walk on the crosswalk lines instead of between them without me calling you up every 20 minutes letting you know there's a young nubile college girl over at my place.

But, since my wife is out of town till the end of August, expect to see several carloads of young ladies around Freehold. If you pull them over and they say "Oh we know Rev. Jim" you know they're okay and can let them go.

[Bob4God]

Re: Policing Freehold

The more reports I read from this fine officer the more I want to move to Freehold. Tell me, is this all true what he says?

Of course it's true. I know Ofc. Don personally and he is a good Christian man. Lying is against the Bible, and he would never do anything against the Bible.

[Christiansoldier]

Re: Policing Freehold

The more reports I read from this fine officer the more I want to move to Freehold. Tell me, is this all true what he says?

[Nobar King]

Re: Policing Freehold

I already know this one because I had to get a license for my garage sale:

Do I need a permit to have a garage or yard sale? Any person who wants to hold a garage or yard sale must apply in person to obtain a permit prior to the event. The non-refundable permit application feeof $27.75 is payable by check, cash, or credit card. The permit is good for two consecutive days. No more than four garage or yard sales may be conducted by any person or persons upon the same property within the same calendar year. The permittee must be the resident of the property on which the garage or yard sale is to take place. Posting of signs to advertise a garage or yard sale is prohibited on public property.

The permit application form is available on the City's website. The Permits and Licenses Office is located in Room 101 at City Hall, 1700 West Glory rd. in Freehold. The office hours are 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., Monday through Thursday, and 7:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Fridays. To speak with a staff member, please call or send an e-mail to businesslicense.web@ci.freehold.ia.us.

Most people don't get licenses, because no one checks. The real problem is the people who have the same sale week after week with the same junk that no one buys.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Policing Freehold

Officer Don, EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

As you know, tomorrow is the beginning of the weekend. And during my last trip to Freehold (for your bachelor party, heh heh) on 4th of July weekend I distinctly recall that there were a number of signs around town advertising "Yard Sales" and "Garage Sales."

It suddenly occurred to me, "Do these people have business licenses? Do they pay sales tax?" After all, they are competing (taking away!) business from Godly corporations such as Wal-Mart and Home Depot, so it's totally unfair if they are not being regulated and taxed. Of course, large corporations should never be taxed anyway because of all the social good they do, but that's another issue.

On 4th of July, I also remember seeing a couple of little kids operating a lemonade stand and selling Girl Scout cookies. I'll bet that they're not licensed either. I also doubt that they've passed food and safety inspections. Who's going to enforce the recall of their lemonade if it's found to be contaminated by E.Coli bacteria (as happens weekly at McDonald's, Taco Bell and KFC). And are these lemonade vendors providing public bathrooms, which Godly Pizza Hut and other fine restaurants are forced to do by guvmint bureaucrats? What's more, has anyone checked to make sure that these unsightly roadside stands aren't being staffed by illegal aliens?

Officer Don, this is a public health and safety emergency. Terrorist illegal alien lemonade/cookie pushers, unlicensed fly-by-night garage sales - all happening right in the center of God's chosen community! I hope you can initiate a crack-down/clean-up campaign to bring this severe problem under control as soon as possible.

God's speed to you,
Brother Buford

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Policing Freehold

It's just unfortunate that Osambo's genes drove him to pal around with black terrorists like Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers.

...and Henry Louis Gates.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Policing Freehold

I have never in my life seen a black couple adopting a white baby - but I have seen many whites - often well-off/upper-classwhites who have adopted black babies as their own and who raise them.

Our own President Osambo is a perfect example. He was born in a slum in Kenya, but adopted by a white woman who forged a birth certificate so he could come to America. And thanks to being raised by whites, he can speak English, instead of African jive.

It's just unfortunate that Osambo's genes drove him to pal around with black terrorists like Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Policing Freehold

Rev. Jim: I didn't know these girls were students of yours. Consider the traffic ticket void. To help prevent things like this in the future, I would appreciate it if you would let me know whenever young women are going to be over at your place. Some of them can be rowdy and you might need an Officer of the Law to cuff them if they get out of hand.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Policing Freehold

Obviously this is proof that African-American women make better mothers than white women. It's always these white mothers that commit these atrocities against their own children, ever notice that?
A world without white -- would be alright!

Mercy, supmtin we kin finally agree on, sista! I pointed out da many times white ladies left da kids in da cars to cook while they run in a seven/beleven to get dem some ciggarettes. How many time has a white lady left da kids in da trailer only to have it burn down whiles they be havin relations wif a stanger? We eben got white babies dat get eatin by snakes up in Olando! Mercy,so far dis yr only one colored chile was killed here cause his daddy tossed him out of da car but he was high on crack and didnt know any better.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: Policing Freehold

So Tyeisha, you think it's best to toss the newborns out with the trash? It's a well know fact that negras have lots of babies - and a great many babies arejust thrown away. In a particular case a black mother bashed her newborn baby on the side of the head and then threw her in a toilet to die. A white Policewoman found and adopted the baby.

What is interesting is how many black children are abandoned and left to die in South Africa. It is white people who often take pity on these throw-away children and try to take care of them. I have noticed on numerous occasions in the mall or in a super-market, a white woman either with her own white children and a black child among them, or a young white couple who have adopted a black baby.

I have never in my life seen a black couple adopting a white baby - but I have seen many whites - often well-off/upper-classwhites who have adopted black babies as their own and who raisethem.

Let's face it, the white people are much more suited for parenting even if with a mental illness. The negroes keep popping out babies and those that choose not bash the babies skull in and flush it down the toilet, keep the child to get more welfare money. At least the white women with a mental illness give their children a chance to live and experience joys in life and at least the white women know the name of the child's Father and can take care of the child without help from the taxpayer's $$$'s.



Mary